Memoirs of a playa (The Novel)

CHAPTER ONE

I walked briskly into the ground floor lobby of the 10-storey building and headed towards the elevators. I was already 15 minutes late for work. Traffic had been crazy that morning. I had woken up at 5am as usual and by 5.35am I was already at the bus stop waiting to board a bus. Took 30 minutes before I got a bus, after having to shove and elbow my way in because of the large number of people rushing to enter the few buses that came through that route. By the time we got to 3rd mainland bridge vehicles were moving at a snail’s pace, and for the next one hour the bus I was in crawled, as everybody tried to outsmart each other.
“Morning Wale, seems you woke up late today”, said Samuel , as he stepped out of the opposite elevator onto the 6th floor lobby. We shook hands.
We both work in the same unit of the loans and advances department in the head office of one of the biggest financial institution in Nigeria. He had resumed a month earlier than me in the department from a different company, while I had been transferred from one of the branches in Lagos and resumed at the Head office just a week ago. We had hit it off right from the day I resumed and was introduced round the department.
“Me late? See black pot calling electric kettle black”, I threw back, as we shook hands.
“Nope, was here much earlier, but I had to get to drop a document on 4th floor”, he replied, so how was your weekend?”
“Too short, but cool,” I stated.
He laughed, “too short?, you could have taken today off too.”
“Nah, can’t afford to do so for now, I never get job for oil company yet,” I joked, as we laughed together. “How was yours?”
“Was alright, spent most of it in my MBA class, you?.”
“Had a friend over for the weekend, so I was indoors most of the time.”
“A friend, hmm, female friend, abi?”
“Na you know o, friend na friend.”
“No wonder you said it was too short,” Samuel said, “so who was she? Your babe?”
“My babe? Nah, she is just a friend who needed a good time.”
“And you gave her a good time, huh?”
“Well,” I stated, spreading my hands out front, “what could I do? I had to try.”
We laughed as we walked towards the general office, which is a very large office, the size of one half of a football pitch. It had more than 50 different work stations, each with a computer system on the desk and partitioned from the table beside it and the one opposite it. The general office was sandwiched between the offices of the different unit heads of department, which was on the right , while the restroom was on the other side. From the lobby, two doors led to the corridors on both sides of the general office which had a side door each on both side. We went through the door leading to the left corridor and entered through general office via the side door. Samuel went over to his workstation, while I went to sign the attendance register. As I bent over to sign, I felt somebody behind me, I signed and looked around to see a very lovely lady standing behind me. She stood at 5ft 5inches, ebony in complexion, slim yet full breasted with well molded hips, clear intelligent eyes, petite nose, along with a small mouth which had a sensuous red lips look. She wore a black skirt suit with a white camisole underneath the unbuttoned jacket. Her breasts were clearly outlined against the camisole and even with the bra, her nipples were still visible to a discerning eye.
“Good morning”, she said, smiling sweetly as she looked me over too.
I was not sure what I replied, the words just refused to come out normally, I just stammered something and walked past her, looking behind to see her bent over signing the register. I slowed my pace to admire her behind, her skirt was a little above the knees, and with the way she was bent over, her skirt was straining to contain a well rounded behind.
“Hmm, nice butt”, I thought to myself.
I walked over to my work station, sat down and looked over to where the attendance register was, she had signed and had stopped over to talk with Samuel. Moments later, she left for her work station which was at the other side of the room.
I picked up my intercom and called Samuel.
“Guy, who is the chic?”, I asked. “She new? I didn’t see her throughout last week.”
Samuel laughed, “she was on a week training, she just got back. She is in business support services department”.
“So what is her 411?”
“Well, she has plenty toasters, that much I know.”
“You part of the toasters?”
“Nope, I didn’t want to stress myself and end up wasting my time, so I stayed neutral.”
“Hmm, you? neutral? That’s hard to believe, you definitely would have tried, I know say you like woman pass that one.”
“I didn’t try at all, too many guys, so why bother,” he said.
“Ok, so how do I get to her, you have her intercom?”
“Her name is Adaeze Obi , you can chat her on the office online chat box and her number is 30089”.
“Correct, thanks man, I’ll holla you later”, I said cheerfully.
I could hear the smile in his voice, “good luck”, he replied.
I dropped the phone and took a deep breath. I was not bad looking too, as a matter of fact many girls had said I looked cute, with innocent baby eyes and a disarming smile. I stood at 5ft 10inches, slender with a wiry athletic body.
My intercom rang and I picked it up.
“Hello, Adewale?”, said a voice which sounded like my head of unit.
“Sir,”.
“You just coming in? I called your line earlier”, my boss said.
“Sorry about that sir, I was not on seat,” I explained.
“Ok, please come to my office.”
“On my way sir,” I said, thoughts of Adaeze was instantly pushed to the back of my mind.
“And bring the two files I gave you to look through over the weekend with you, let me see your comments and observations,” he said.
“Ok sir,” I said, rising up from my seat with the two files in my hands.
I glanced towards her section as I walked to my unit head’s office. Our eyes met as she looked up briefly. I even thought I noticed a smile as she looked away.
The rest of the day was quite hectic, being new in the department, I was still adjusting to the work load. My department dealt with marketing and packaging loan applications and there seemed to be plenty people in need of one loan facility or the other.
I did not get to see much of Adaeze during the course of the day, just the top of her head anytime I stood up from my seat. Though I had a feeling she was looking my way too.
“Guy, you sleeping in the office?”, Samuel asked, as he came to stand near I was seated.
“Well, the thought crossed my mind, but I think my bed would miss me if I did,” I replied glancing at the wall clock, it was 10 minutes to 7pm.
“Well, I’m off, going with a friend of mine, he stays close to my area”, Samuel said.
“Ok, I will soon be leaving too, I’m already rounding up.”
“Alright then, good night, stay safe”.
“You too.”
We shook hands and he walked away.
Some 30 minutes later, I gathered the files on my table, placed and locked them in the drawer. I stood up to wear my jacket, looking over to Adaeze’s side. She was seated talking to a guy who leaned on the wall close to her table. They were deep in conversation, though it seems the guy was doing more of the talking.
“One of her many toasters,” I thought to myself.
I got home quite late, traffic was still crazy. Cooked and ate 2 packs of indomie noodles before going to bed.







 
CHAPTER 2

“Guy, how far?”
I looked up at Kayode from the file I was reading. “Am good.”
“Am on my way to eat breakfast, you coming?”.
“What’s the time?”
“Almost 10am, like some 9 minutes to spare,” he replied.
“Ok, give me like 5 minutes, will join up with you”, I said. “We taking the stairs?’
“Yep, I could do with some exercise.”
“Same here.”
I quickly noted some points down about the file I was treating. Kayode had also been transferred to the department from another branch the same week with me, though different units. We had gone to the same University and joined the company the same year, having met in the company’s training school.
Being a Wednesday, the work load was gradually easing up and I was now getting accustomed to it. Monday and Tuesday had been very hectic, I didn’t get to leave the office earlier than 7 pm. I did not eat the previous night, having gotten home 10pm, so I was very famished.
We were in the canteen some 20 minutes later. The canteen is located on the 1st floor, it was a room the size of a basketball court, had a counter where we buy our meal and round the room where 2 chairs each on opposite sides of a table. As we looked for where to sit and eat after being served, I saw her again, Adaeze. She was seated with her back to where we stood, there was a guy seated opposite her, a different guy from the one I saw with her on Monday. I saw there was a vacant seat adjacent to hers.
“Hey Kayode,” I said, “let’s go sit down there”, inclining to the place with my head,.
“Ok,” he said.
We walked past where Adaeze was seated and sat down. I sat facing in her direction and for the next 15 minutes, in between taking spoonful of rice, I stared at her, wanting to catch her eye, but she didn’t for one minute look in my direction, she kept staring intently at the guy.
“You alright?”, Kayode asked.
“Yeah, why you asking?”, I answered, looking back at him.
“You have been staring at the chick all through the meal.”
“She is so fine, I just got to get her,” I said, my eyes going back to her, as she and the guy got up from their seats.
I hit the spoon loudly against the plate and then sneezed loudly, she turned and walked away, with the guy following closely behind her.
Kayode smiled, “you be kolo boy o, you know she is on the same floor with us.”
“Yep, Samuel told me.”
“So you making a move for her?”, Kayode asked.
“Thinking of it,” I added, “ you interested too?”
Kayode smiled and leaned into the chair, folding his arms. I arch my eyebrows at him.
“You didn’t answer my question,” I said to him.
“Maybe.” He stated. “You?”
“Definitely.”
We smiled at each other.
Kayode is 6ft one, light skinned, broad shoulders and chest. He kept in shape by doing weight lifting and playing football every weekend. He had a reputation with the ladies. We used to be a good tag team way back in school. Though most times I manage to edge him out when we end up going after the same lady.
“If you through lets head back up,” Kayode said, touching the tissue to his mouth.
I finished my meal, cleaned my mouth with a tissue and we both got up and headed for the exit.
When we got upstairs, we separated and went to our different workstations. I looked over at Adaeze’s side, she was seated behind her computer system typing.
I sat down on my seat, trying to gather my thoughts.
“So how do i go about it?” I asked my myself.
I clicked on the company’s internal instant chat icon on my computer and searched for the name Adaeze. It gave me 5 different options, I scroll down to Adaeze Obi, clicked and added the name to my list of friends. She was not online, so I closed the chat window.
The rest of the day passed without any major incidents. I attended a meeting my unit had with some of the company’s marketers. Then came back to work on some more files.
I went for lunch and came across Adaeze at the canteen. She was in front of me on the queue. I guessed she came alone this time. I didn’t see her by the time I bought my food.
The canteen was crowded so I had to walk round a little to get a table to sit. I finally had to share a table with two ladies. The ladies were both good looking and they kept glancing at me as we ate in silence. Was done with eating and back in the office with 10 minutes.
Left the office earlier than usual, branched to eat at a fast food joint on my way home. Got home, watched the TV for a while before sleeping off.







CHAPTER 3

“Wish today was Friday,” I said to myself as I got up from bed and glanced at the my wall clock, it was 5.05am. I took my time getting ready for work, left home by 6.30am and was in the office before 7.30am. I met people gathered discussing next week’s UEFA champions league matches and I joined them. By 7.50am, we all dispersed and settled down for the day’s work.
I was about to sit, when I looked up to see Adaeze walk in, stopped by Samuel’s table to say hi then went to sign the attendance register. I was mesmerized by the rolling movement of her behind, the way she moved slowly and confidently, just helped accentuate her sexy body, I could feel myself getting a hard on.
“Guy, you go wound o,” said Kayode, coming to stop beside me.
I glanced briefly at him, and looked back at Adaeze, as we watch her walk to sit at her desk.
“I don’t mind, in as much as she is the one doing the wounding,” I replied, turning sideways to look at him.
“You make your move yet?”, he asked.
“Hmm, why would I want to tell you that?”
“Why not? We are friends, right?”
“You sound more like a predator to me.”
He smiled, “but you aren’t my prey.”
“Yeah, I know, but that’s still scary, cos you after what I want.”
“You scared of a little competition boy?”
I laughed. “Scared? Of who? You? You wish.”
“Don’t worry, if you act nice, I just might have mercy on you and walk on by.”
I looked him in the eye and smiled. “Thanks, but no thanks. I would stay naughty and unserious than be nice.”
“You know, that ass is so sexy, it should be placed in a temple and worshipped,” Kayode said.
“Halleluyah, we have a believer, never knew you bowed down to asses.” I teased.
“Well, I could make this an exception, cos it’s one of a kind.”
“What about your girlfriend? You stopped worshipping her own ass?” I asked smiling.
“Nope, still in active service, though I render special worship service to other willing ass, especially special ass like Ada.”
I laughed. “Nonsense boy, you too like woman.”
“What about you? You worse than me,” he stated.
“Get a move on boy, I got work to do,” I said, pushing him away.
“Watch your back,” he said, as he walked away.
“My back Or my ass? I thought that was your specialty,” I called after him.
He turned to make a face at me.
I clicked on the company’s internal instant chat icon on my computer, Adaeze’s name was shown to be online. I clicked on instant messenger, a chat box came up, I breathed in and then typed…………..

ADEWALE O SMITH... hi

(after 2 minutes)

ADAEZE O OBI... hello
ADEWALE O SMITH... do you know if there is a beauty contest in this organisation, and you are not declared the winner, there will be riot.
ADAEZE O OBI... are you serious?
ADEWALE O SMITH...definitely, i don't joke on Mondays
ADAEZE O OBI... ok
ADAEZE O OBI... so this is a big joke
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay
ADEWALE O SMITH...for real
ADAEZE O OBI... cos guess what?
ADEWALE O SMITH...yep?
ADAEZE O OBI...today is Thursday
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, it’s not a joke, maybe the riot part
ADEWALE O SMITH...but i will protest
ADAEZE O OBI... good for you
ADAEZE O OBI... and you will be shown the door on the ground floor
ADAEZE O OBI... when you do that
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...I will analyse the risk and manage it
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAEZE O OBI... ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...but seriously, you are the most beautiful lady in this organisation, and beautiful people like you are rare and far between here. When i saw you, i thought i was in world bank
ADAEZE O OBI... hmm
ADAEZE O OBI... the funny thing is that i don’t even know who i am chatting with
ADAEZE O OBI... so if my head blows from this flattery i can’t hold anyone
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...don’t worry, it’s not flattery, they are facts which i know you are aware of, cos you probably have like 1001 toasters and admirers per day that say all this and more,
ADAEZE O OBI... tell me about it
ADEWALE O SMITH...i kind of noticed your smile, from where am seated, and you've a lovely smile, can i have just 1 more
ADAEZE O OBI... and where are you sitting
ADAEZE O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH.. Thanks for the smile
ADAEZE O OBI... k
ADEWALE O SMITH...hope i am not disturbing you
ADEWALE O SMITH...just say the word, and i will flee
ADAEZE O OBI... no
ADAEZE O OBI... just wish i knew who i was talking to though
ADEWALE O SMITH...am not a mystery man, it’s easy to know who i am
ADAEZE O OBI... ok
ADAEZE O OBI... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH...so, what? Who am i???
ADAEZE O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH...good question, here is the answer
ADAEZE O OBI...
ADAEZE O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...an African man, of average height, slim, dark in complexion, and works in the same office with the most beautiful lady in this organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH...now you know me
ADAEZE O OBI... noooooooooooooooooooooooo
ADEWALE O SMITH...what’s that?
ADEWALE O SMITH...anyway, tell me, what does your name mean?
ADAEZE O OBI... God's voice
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...no wonder
ADEWALE O SMITH...u are definitely a customised product of God, built to specification, with a perfectly sculptured face and heaven's factory fitted body structure
ADAEZE O OBI...
ADAEZE O OBI... hey
ADAEZE O OBI... please
ADEWALE O SMITH...not forgetting, your lovely smile
ADAEZE O OBI... i beg you
ADEWALE O SMITH...beg me? For what?
ADAEZE O OBI... itsssssssssssssss ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, nice chatting with u, take care

I minimized the chat box and leaned back into my seat. I looked over at her side, she didn’t look up. “Well, game on,” I said to myself.

(2hours 15 minutes later)

I clicked on the chat box.

ADEWALE O SMITH...so tell me, what are u?
ADEWALE O SMITH...that's on the inside
ADEWALE O SMITH...what are you like? I mean
ADAEZE O OBI... dunno
ADAEZE O OBI... what do i look like?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well my teacher always told me not to judge a book by its cover,
ADEWALE O SMITH...and when i look at myself in the mirror, i know my teacher was right
ADAEZE O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...so what are you like?
ADAEZE O OBI... i am like me
ADAEZE O OBI... i really can’t answer that
ADAEZE O OBI... cos i don’t know what i am like
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...that’s hard to believe
ADEWALE O SMITH...cos nobody can know you like you
ADEWALE O SMITH...you know, attitude and behaviour wise
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...

I looked up to see her leaving the office. I closed the chat box, and got back to work.
There was not that much to do, so I just read up some old files and was on the lookout for Adaeze. My unit head called to say he would be going early. He left the office by 5pm, I left 30 minutes later.

Memoirs of a playa online volume 1

Back ground Info: Big Organization, with branches all over the country, has an intranet with chatting facilities,so, u know, two guys, one babe…………..welcome to

Memoirs of a playa online volume 1


16.03.07


AKINWANDE AJAYI... padi me, how u dey men
AKINWANDE AJAYI... long time were ve u been?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i dey jo, been busy
ADEWALE O SMITH... u nko? how ur side?
AKINWANDE AJAYI... i just dey men
AKINWANDE AJAYI... ol boy gist dey oooo
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, whatta gwan?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hit me man
AKINWANDE AJAYI... well e get dis chick wey i just meet men
AKINWANDE AJAYI... though i been don know am b4 I left my former branch
AKINWANDE AJAYI... but d chick just con dey get eye for me sha
AKINWANDE AJAYI... she is brainy too, smart and got a basketful of mischief
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... na ur way na
AKINWANDE AJAYI... idiot
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don poke am?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u b action guv’nor u no dey waste time
AKINWANDE AJAYI... well sha i neva do am
AKINWANDE AJAYI... but d chic wants to marry, she don dey love up for me
ADEWALE O SMITH... good 4u
ADEWALE O SMITH... u d man
AKINWANDE AJAYI... she actually told me she wants to drop her boyfriend for me
AKINWANDE AJAYI... if i can assure her dat am down for her
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, go marry, ur mates don marry finish
AKINWANDE AJAYI... omo leave matter, are u down or not
ADEWALE O SMITH... u want me to have her?
AKINWANDE AJAYI... i wan arrange distraction for d chick, u know to spice d whole tin up
AKINWANDE AJAYI... i already have her, just want to add competition and variety
AKINWANDE AJAYI... I’m creating a distraction in u for her
AKINWANDE AJAYI... lets see if she goes down for u too
AKINWANDE AJAYI... cos she is too down for me
AKINWANDE AJAYI... and u know, we might even make a novel from this man
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm,
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... bring it on
AKINWANDE AJAYI... I will bring u into my chat with her,
AKINWANDE AJAYI... u know, introduce u, and cut out
AKINWANDE AJAYI... d rest is up 2 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa, I dey game
AKINWANDE AJAYI... ok stay tuned
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
AKINWANDE AJAYI...
AKINWANDE AJAYI...
AKINWANDE AJAYI...
AKINWANDE AJAYI...
AKINWANDE AJAYI... guy, u on live
AKINWANDE AJAYI... I want u to meet a very good friend of mine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... who?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hello
AKINWANDE AJAYI... ade meet ife
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi omoge, how u doing?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... am good
ADEWALE O SMITH... u are in benin, abi?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH... u have a very lovely name
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... every1 tells me dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d next thing u'll say is dat ur daughter bears same name
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol, well, u might b d one carrying dat daughter of mine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... very funny
ADEWALE O SMITH... i hope ur face is as lovely as ur name
ADEWALE O SMITH... though, u do sound like a sweet babe too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’m actually a sweet babe
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, good
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, wande spoke well about u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... really? What did he say
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, everything good
ADEWALE O SMITH... u can ask him, he still online with us
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande is dat true?
AKINWANDE AJAYI... yep, and it is,
AKINWANDE AJAYI... only good tins my dear, only good tins
ADEWALE O SMITH... so omoge, u single? ready to mingle?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... depends on who i'm mingling with
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i can assure u girlfriend........, i will make it worth ur while
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if u don’t mind, i need to get back to work
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... will dat be all?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i really need to get back to work
ADEWALE O SMITH... u very busy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH... oh
ADEWALE O SMITH... anyway, em, i kinda lost my number, can i have urs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i lost my fone dis morning too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... oops
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can give u my dad's no though?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba, give a guy a break
ADEWALE O SMITH... i just wanna b Ur friend
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i lost my fone
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... serious
ADEWALE O SMITH... so how do i hook wit u outside office hrs?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm in benin
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r in lag
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lets meet at gbongan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... where is dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... btw Ife n Ibadan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i wonder how or where else we can meet after office hours
ADEWALE O SMITH... y don’t u come over to Lagos dis weekend, lets make tins happen, u know?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 1099120100007, dat’s my account numba
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u want me to debit ur acct?
ADEWALE O SMITH... come on girl, don't b such a spoil sport
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i should fly to lag?
ADEWALE O SMITH... oh, ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... take a cab, i will pay when i c u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yea right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u will c me when u pay
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y r guys so stingy?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nah
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dey want to reap where dey did not sow?
ADEWALE O SMITH... not like dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y cant u come over if u really want to see me?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u could just pocket me money and not show
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i should put my life, and my money on d line
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and u nko?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u not giving anything to meet me half way?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats d risk u v to take
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... true talk,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my risk is traveling and dats my life
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, i will knee down and pray for journey mercies
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my mum doing dat already
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and i'm more certain of her prayers than urs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... don’t worry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... come
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will kneel down n pray 4 journey mercies 4 u too
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i like u
ADEWALE O SMITH... infact am tripping for u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry i can’t say d same 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, u got d kinda of fire i need
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... anyways, it’s been nice knowing u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm, ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... it was nice talking to u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... nice day
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i will chat u 2moro
ADEWALE O SMITH... take care darling
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t think, I’ll talk to u 2moro
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but take care too
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, love, sleep tits, oops, i mean, sleep tite
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... I will leave u and wande to continue you chat, ciao
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... k, bye
AKINWANDE AJAYI... later man, we go yarn later
ADEWALE O SMITH... k


17.03.07


ADEWALE O SMITH... hello omoge, how u doing?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande’s friend, rite?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep, one and only
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm, hi
ADEWALE O SMITH... so how has ur day been?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok, urs?
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool, could be better though
ADEWALE O SMITH... how is benin?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its ok, would just love a change of scene for a while
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don’t travel? U stay in benin 24 7, all year round?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not really
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i've been doing dat recently, dats traveling.
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, bored in benin then?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not really
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my boyfriend is here
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, then u have no probs, enough igbadun, esp dis kain cold weather we have nowadays
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... benin is freaking hot right now
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real? well, lag is kind of cold
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when i was in lag last weekend it was HOT
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i almost died
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... Lagos can never be cold
ADEWALE O SMITH... where u from? Lag? Oyo? Ondo? Edo?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... none of d above mentioned below
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... kogi
ADEWALE O SMITH... wow, which part?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i served with a lady from kogi
ADEWALE O SMITH... she was mean men
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ejiba
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... guess u don’t know d part though
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
ADEWALE O SMITH... just igbira and another one like dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... so really, what u look like?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... am fat
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, I don’t believe that
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ask ur friend
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok o, if u say
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y do u find it difficult to believe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... saw ur pix, face only though, and u don’t look fat in it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... where did u see my pix?
ADEWALE O SMITH... where else ... look and ye shall find
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... serious
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... where
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... can’t imagine where u could got to see my pix
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... its pretty easy omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b big deal
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t know anyone in ur circles apart from wande
ADEWALE O SMITH... just think
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and he doesn’t v my pix
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... a/c?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep he doesn't
ADEWALE O SMITH... but the organisation’s network does
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats what i thot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not a pretty pix
ADEWALE O SMITH... not pretty? am in love with d pix already
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... so now we know u aren’t fat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but not as fat as i made it out to be
ADEWALE O SMITH... yes ma
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so what do u look like?
ADEWALE O SMITH... an angel
ADEWALE O SMITH... but dark in complexion
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... who says u r an angel
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know girlfriend, i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... but my friends call me sum other less fanciful names
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ur friends?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... like..
ADEWALE O SMITH... lai lai, i no go tell u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y na?
ADEWALE O SMITH... but oshomo is my nick name
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok tell me i won’t hear
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... or i won’t read it
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya close ur eyes
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’ve closed it
ADEWALE O SMITH... good,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... b4 u ask
ADEWALE O SMITH... cos I’ve typed it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’m using a braille keyboard
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t feel it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t feel what u v written it
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep, ur eyes were closed
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lets strike a deal
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if u tell me i will tell u my english name
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and edo name
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmmmmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no one knows them
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... apart from my boyfriend
ADEWALE O SMITH... u want to equate my status of private info to dat of ur boyfriend
ADEWALE O SMITH... am blushing
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so..
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay
ADEWALE O SMITH... gimme sum tin i want
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what do u want
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur pix
ADEWALE O SMITH... then we trade
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my pix
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my beautiful glorious angelic pix 4 ur nickname?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i no wan hear
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don’t need to hear it, u read it
ADEWALE O SMITH... so what’s ur english and edo names?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... never mind
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u wont b able to pronounce the edo name
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... anyway
ADEWALE O SMITH... u sure?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i served in edo state o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... besides that
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t want to even tell u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its not worth it
ADEWALE O SMITH... y now?
ADEWALE O SMITH... cos i didn't tell u my nick name?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i wouldn’t tell u if u told me all ur nicknames and dat of every member of ur family
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, u wanted to 419 me earlier then? well, my momma always say i should not trust beautiful ladies
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... she was right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i might have told u earlier anyway
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lai lai
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not 4 anything
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... maybe 4 a million dollars
ADEWALE O SMITH... a million dollars? dats ur price? ok, so what’s is d value of ur names on d stock market?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... priceless
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i prefer the one i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... and u probably don’t know hw to spell d edo names
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u still can’t put it to a proper face n figure
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i do
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my mum is edo
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and i'm closer to dat side than kogi
ADEWALE O SMITH... where in edo?
ADEWALE O SMITH... proper face n figure? as in urs?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sabongida ora
ADEWALE O SMITH... don’t ever underestimate me o
ADEWALE O SMITH... if i want sum tin dat bad, i go get it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no one is stopping u
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, don’t want ur boyfriend getting threatened
ADEWALE O SMITH... so i will make do with my imaginations
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there's no need 4 him to feel threatened
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s his is his
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm, i like dat,.......... but i can still make him jealous
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u can’t
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there's no need 4 him to be
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but even if u wanted to how would u do dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats trade secret
ADEWALE O SMITH... not sum tin u should know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if u say so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so r u going to make him jealous
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope, don’t want to rock ur boat, and am trying to stop sum of my crazy ways
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... BRB
ADEWALE O SMITH... ???
ADEWALE O SMITH... BRB???
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... BE right back
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hi
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... what unit are u in?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... operations
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... retail credit
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how long v u been in d organisation?
ADEWALE O SMITH... will b 3 yrs next month
ADEWALE O SMITH... u nko?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... will be 6 months this month
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... jambite
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ese
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but I’ve juniors now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... those dat came in 3 months after me
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yeah
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, ok jambite grade 2
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so don’t mess with me
ADEWALE O SMITH... don't mess wit u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u should say it over and over again, maybe u might get to scare u cat when u say it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just pulling ur legs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... which of d legs? I’ve got 3
ADEWALE O SMITH... don't pull d one dat will put u in trouble
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... was just joking in d sense of saying I’m a big girl in d organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH... o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i thot u had one and a half
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
ADEWALE O SMITH... 2 long, 1 retractable
ADEWALE O SMITH... big girl? just 6 months omoge, u ain't seen any tin yet. Clearing is ur 1st table, right?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don tire sef
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i dey beg make dem comot me
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, better enjoy it while it last
ADEWALE O SMITH... cash is not what u want to do, i can assure u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i know dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i hope dey take me to customer service and leave me there for 7months
ADEWALE O SMITH... u wish
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... during which my confirmation will come and I’ll resign
ADEWALE O SMITH... resign?
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... have u worked at the branch b4?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i studied law
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t stay here 4 too long if not i go 4get everything dem teach me 4 school
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... was at d branch b4 i was moved here
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what branch?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i hated branch like shit
ADEWALE O SMITH... somewhere in lagos
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no wonder u and wande are friends
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... birds of a feather
ADEWALE O SMITH... hey
ADEWALE O SMITH... is dat a compliment?
ADEWALE O SMITH... or u dey yab us, or him or me?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just stating facts
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how long v u been at head office
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don’t know me, and u are concluding
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’m not concluding anything
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u said u hated d branch
ADEWALE O SMITH... u are omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... so?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i said just like ur friend wande
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he hated d branch too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats all
ADEWALE O SMITH... if u are stuck in cash for over a year, u will b singing d same song
ADEWALE O SMITH... cash is a brainless, menial labor
ADEWALE O SMITH... am better than cash
ADEWALE O SMITH... though i miss d chicks
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what sch did u go and what did u study?
ADEWALE O SMITH... LASU, accounting , A.C.A too
ADEWALE O SMITH... u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... law, ife?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i like it when people know straight up
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how did u know it was ife?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge, am good in what i do ...and its trade secrets, u know, can't tell or i go faint.
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... it don’t matter how sha
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s important is u know
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and u knew without me telling u
ADEWALE O SMITH... clap for me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dat means d ife quality shines right thru
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so u clap 4 me
ADEWALE O SMITH... story
ADEWALE O SMITH... u wish
ADEWALE O SMITH... ife quality, my black, ugly, smelly ass
ADEWALE O SMITH... LASU is da best
ADEWALE O SMITH... and u can take dat to d organisation
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... as long as its ur ass dats black ugly and smelly
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep, but its pretty cute too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lasu?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s d full meaning sef?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na sch?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... olodo
ADEWALE O SMITH... wetin u sabi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... don’t make myself conversant with any school dats not harvard
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats d standard
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its paripassu with Ife
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, sch is just d foundation, ain't d summit, which where am headed, so stay close to me girlfriend, u might learn a tin or two
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm already as close as it would ever get
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so u beta start teaching
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if dey can take me to legal after confirmation sha i might not resign
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, hope u sabi pray
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i dey join fasting sef
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but someone said he will help me
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dat's y there's a plan b though
ADEWALE O SMITH... i can assure there's more life here than in d branch
ADEWALE O SMITH... which is d plan b? d prayer and fasting or d guy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sure?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... none of d above
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... resign and go to SA 4 my masters
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... PLAN c
ADEWALE O SMITH... get married
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... resign n get another job dats not a organisation work
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool
ADEWALE O SMITH... but if h/o works out, u get place to stay in lag?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i want to be in ibadan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i told u-i hate lag
ADEWALE O SMITH... u hate lag? y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its rough n rowdy n hot n stressful
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, for me, dis is where i wanna b
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... were u born in lagos?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what state r u from?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... born in lag, grew up in lag, schooled in lag, will get rich in lag, become marry in lag, become very wealth in lag, have children in lag, grow old in lag, die in lag and b buried in lag
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no wonder u r happy in lag
ADEWALE O SMITH... def
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i hate lag like, can’t live there
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no fit shout
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what state r u from?
ADEWALE O SMITH... where else? lag
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no wonder about ur surname
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... all u people from lag with surnames of people dat were former slaves
ADEWALE O SMITH... whatever
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry, r u angry about what i said
ADEWALE O SMITH... no o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no vex
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... abeg no vex o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no vex o, i ain't dat kind of person, people always say dat about such english names, but for me, i love my name, and i love myself, and well, i love ur name too
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i like english surnames too by the way
ADEWALE O SMITH... ebun gba ma binu
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... so what kind of person are u?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what was dat u said in Yoruba?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what kinda person in what sense?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ebun gba ma binu= consolation prize
ADEWALE O SMITH... behaviour wise, attitude wise, ..............
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... can u ask specific questions about dem
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'll answer
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... what are ur hobbies?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dancing, talking, reading novels n singing
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... in dat order
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... so hw would u describe yourself
ADEWALE O SMITH... gentle, quiet, pretender, no hold barred.................
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... stubborn, obstinate, talkative, fun loving, friendly, no holds-barred
ADEWALE O SMITH... stubborn? dat ain't a surprise, same tin with my room mate, obstinate? well dats stubbornness sister, fun loving? u sure? friendly? well, maybe, no holds barred? time will tell,
ADEWALE O SMITH... talkative? na ur profession
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... good analysis
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm all dat n more
ADEWALE O SMITH... like?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... a bit busy
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH... same here 2
ADEWALE O SMITH... brb, going for lunch
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... k


18.03.07


IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... Hi
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... bawo ni? (How u dey)
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... iwo ati omoge ti o ma n so yi. (u and this omoge that u always say)
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i dey
ADEWALE O SMITH... u no b omoge ni?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if u say so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... who am i to argue?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep, except u want to get spanked
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry about yesterday
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i usually get very busy around dat time
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... clearing work is usually done round dat time
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and we were running on gen in our branch thru out yesterday
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so they asked us to go home by 6.30pm by force
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i had finished my work by then sha so no probs
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... u b hardworking omoge now, so u can't afford to f up
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how u know say i dey hard working?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... mo le ju iso (I am very lazy o)
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, dats a possibility, ability no b abi ni bi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... look at ur mouth
ADEWALE O SMITH... my mouth? oh, ok, kissable, rite?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u wished
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... can i talk to u about something?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... a bit personal
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... in a minute pls
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... b4 i get to d issue
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... is ur office close to wande's?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope, we are on different floors, like 5 floors between us
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but do u know if he is on sit?
ADEWALE O SMITH... we were chatting earlier, but i can't say 4 sure
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok tanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i was beeping him but he's not responding
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wanted to know if he was there but not responding cos he's upset with me
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, maybe work load
ADEWALE O SMITH... upset wit u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its a long story
ADEWALE O SMITH... am seated, with a bottle of coke in hand, legs crossed, and my big ears wide open.......so shoot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... amebo
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’m d only one on d table today so I’ve a lot of work
ADEWALE O SMITH... make i come help u?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i no go mind o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i swear
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm, too fast, ur answer was too fast, i no come again, u go over work me die, sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... egbe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... do u ve a girlfriend
ADEWALE O SMITH... if i tell u d truth u will not believe me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, i don't know if i get or not
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, am suppose to ve broken up wit her, but her mum and mine wants us back 2geda, and there is no girl on d scene to make me take a stand, so i don't know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y did u break up with her in d 1st place? what does she want?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, she’s always too busy, no time for me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what does she do? where does she work?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hope I’m not prying too much
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’m actually going somewhere with dis
ADEWALE O SMITH... just finished schooling, going for service
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and she's too busy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... !
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... busy doing what?!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u sure its not u dat is too busy?
ADEWALE O SMITH... def not
ADEWALE O SMITH... i wan fashi finally, but as i neva jam anoda baby dat will make me kolo, its kinda like hard, but my mind is made up
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... eya pele
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but I’m still confused about what she's busy doing
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, same here
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... busy schooling? is she studying medicine
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ga o
ADEWALE O SMITH... shit happens, we live and learn, and life goes on
ADEWALE O SMITH... so, what was it u wanted to tell me, b4 i bored u with my love life
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm not bored
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... do u think its possible to love 2 people
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... at d same time?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, yes and no
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... explain pls
ADEWALE O SMITH... can't if i don't have details
ADEWALE O SMITH... abstract explanation is dat: every relationship differs from people to people
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think I’m in love with 2 people
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe, who and who
ADEWALE O SMITH... how and when ?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’ve a boyfriend, no, a fiancé
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we've been dating 4 over a year now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and we r planning to get married dis year
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i love him and i believe he is d best thing to happen to d male gender
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, me nko?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... egbe oshi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... recently i met another guy, we like each other too, i know he likes me, when we met he got to find out dat i was dating someone else seriously and so tried to back off
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but u know dis thing about love, its not easy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d short of d story is we kinda love each oda 2
ADEWALE O SMITH... d 2nd guy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yea
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but with him there r some major issues
ADEWALE O SMITH... like?
ADEWALE O SMITH... sex?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 1.i ve a boyfriend i can’t break up with cos we v come too far and i love him
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sex? NOPE!!!
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we v never even seen each oda naked
ADEWALE O SMITH... both ? or d 2nd guy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 2.d 2nd guy, i feel we r too alike and it would never work
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we v d same disposition, temperaments, and all dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we r both strong willed, witty, like to feel we r sharp and can beat odas at their game
ADEWALE O SMITH... like poles
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yea u got it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and there's a 3rd major issue
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... brb
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... am back, so, what’s ur view?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, u want d truth?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats d part I’m afraid of
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d truth
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but shoot
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i had a friend called kunle way back in secondary sch, tall, jovial, and crazy, u know, d perfect oshomo, we were best of friends, but personally i would neva let him near my sister than just hi , hello and good bye. Part 1
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... part 2..i met wande in training sch, and we hit rite off, people thot we had known each oda b4 coming to coming to work together. i saw kunle in wande, they would ve been twins in another life and if u were my sister, same tin goes
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i v told myself dis
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... several times
ADEWALE O SMITH... now, this love tin
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but u know say when devil wan catch person
ADEWALE O SMITH... i will say dis only once, i will not argue wit u,
ADEWALE O SMITH... its infatuation
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes sir!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no argument
ADEWALE O SMITH... he is a likeable person, charming and all dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... says who
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he is not my idea of charming o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if its dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe not ur specs, but he has his way wit d ladies, anyway break ur heart now, b4 somebody does it for u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min pls
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... brb
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i love my girlfriend, but i still broke up wit her; d truth is its not d people we sack dat makes us miserable, its d people we should have sacked but we didn't sack
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... word!
ADEWALE O SMITH... and i do not expect u to take my view, its easier said than done,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so d long n short of it is, u believe what i v 4 d 2nd guy id infatuation n i should sack him so he doesn’t make me miserable?
ADEWALE O SMITH... no put words inside my mouth o, u are intelligent enuff, draw ur own conclusions, but don't leave d known, for the fleeting thrill of d unknown,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yea
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i get
ADEWALE O SMITH... its ur decision, i can't make it for u, so make it, and stick by it
ADEWALE O SMITH... d only reason i came out straight, was cos u said u plan to wed dis year, else, i MIGHT have played it diplomatically
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... tanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u know my introduction is in 3wks time
ADEWALE O SMITH... ha
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its just dis stupid thing of adventure and thrill and all dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i know i love him sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... shit happens
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if d situation were different
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande n i would v been an item
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe
ADEWALE O SMITH... but 4 how long?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and even if u think i'm bluffing and u know wande too well and all dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... it would ve worked out
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... believe me
ADEWALE O SMITH... yes ma
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u didn’t even ask me what d 3rd reason was dat makes it impossible 4 wande n i?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my bad
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... very bad
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... very bad situation
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... pls don’t tell him i spoke with u about all these?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... pls?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i know u r a guy and its almost impossible u would not tell him
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but just tell me u won’t tell him and let me live in dat belief
ADEWALE O SMITH... i won't
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... U THERE?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u didn’t ans my last request
ADEWALE O SMITH... i did
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... impossible to keep is it?
ADEWALE O SMITH... I say i won't
ADEWALE O SMITH... i don't kiss and tell, though i didn't kiss dis time sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but u 4 no mind to kiss abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no fit shout now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ole
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when wande could not really ask me out cos he knew i was seriously involved
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he set out to ask my sister
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... actually i initiated it and tried to hook dem up together but it didn’t work out sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... cos ur mind was against it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not so
ADEWALE O SMITH... u still wanted him close in a way sha
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not really
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes dats true
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but that’s not the main reason
ADEWALE O SMITH... so what was d 3rd reason
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande is a hard person to deal with
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my sister couldn’t cope
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats d 3rd reason
ADEWALE O SMITH... hard?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i could not date someone who's kinda asked my sister out
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes hard
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u know dis guys u like and dey r hurting u and u know it but u just can’t leave
ADEWALE O SMITH... so u know, she liked him?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sort of
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but they never even met
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if they had maybe it would v worked
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and also i think cos wande liked me he couldn’t really do things smoothly
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t know how to explain it
ADEWALE O SMITH... i understand
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe u should hook me up wit ur sis
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... would v been a good idea but i don’t know if its decent
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... don’t think it is
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and wande will now find d perfect excuse to do what he has always wanted to do
ADEWALE O SMITH... what’s dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... kill me
ADEWALE O SMITH... kill u? hmmm, d only killing i know he is capable of, is in d bedroom, is it dat kind of killing u talking about?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dirty mind
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and if na dat one
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na me go kill am sef
ADEWALE O SMITH... haaaaaaaa
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y r there so many guys looking 4 chicks
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and so many chicks looking 4 guys
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... make una find una sef na
ADEWALE O SMITH... jamb question 1876
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... na only u get d answer
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so u didn’t tell me what u r like yesterday
ADEWALE O SMITH... u sure?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok ask away
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i'm getting d pix
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, tell me
ADEWALE O SMITH... i would love to know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... a min pls
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... going 4lunch
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I was about to ask
ADEWALE O SMITH... dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u not going 4 lunch today?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i need am now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... to keep d adrenalin pumping
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok go quick i wan gist u something
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... later
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... u there?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u there?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... network went off
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... on thursday n friday nite last week
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande called me at nite n was talking with me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... long n short he said he loved me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when i tried to talk about it online with him
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he denied it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dat he was not d one who called me
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we talked about dis issue 4 almost an hour
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i thot i was going crazy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u don understand
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... vehemently saying he was not d one
ADEWALE O SMITH... i feel u
ADEWALE O SMITH... shit happens
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i never finish
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... me i now told him dat does he know i broke up with my bf cos of dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... and what did he say?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... at 1st he didn’t believe it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but he wanted to so he kept winding me
ADEWALE O SMITH... and?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so i wound up a story about how we broke up cos i love him
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... eventually he believed and we declared undying love 4 each oda
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dis was yesterday
ADEWALE O SMITH... online? or call?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... online
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i now asked him dat where do we go from there
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he said, "we get loved up girl"
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... den i said, "wande love u very much, but i didn’t break up with my boyfriend, i won’t do that until i know u really really love me"
ADEWALE O SMITH... now i know i should have kept my big, fat mouth shut
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u are in too deep, nothing i say will make sense
ADEWALE O SMITH...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no i'm not
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and u r making sense
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats y i'm telling dis much
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... after dat i logged out n went home
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he doesn’t want to talk to me today
ADEWALE O SMITH... but tell me, u have actually given thot to breaking up wit ur bf, rite?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... nope
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... never
ADEWALE O SMITH... u sure?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t think of it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its not an option
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i only thot maybe an issue will come up n he will break up with me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... which i know is almost impossible
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... or i thot maybe his parents will say dey don’t like me anymore
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... which is also impossible, dey love me die
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, what do u want from him exactly? As in, pardon my language, u want to sleep wit him?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... with who?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... nope
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think dats what he wants though
ADEWALE O SMITH... its not a physical tin?
ADEWALE O SMITH... as in 4u?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... do u know i v never even really imagined us having sex together, as in not dat deep deep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... maybe kiss
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its not just chemistry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not 4 me
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, so want do u expect from him exactly?
ADEWALE O SMITH... cos u got me all confused here
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what r u confused about?
ADEWALE O SMITH... not confused per se, but u know it might probably b just d sex he wants from u, yet u still will take d plunge, correct me if am wrong, but i feel it.
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... take d plunge to have sex?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... or to break up with my bf n date him?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... or what exactly?
ADEWALE O SMITH... d two both of dem
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... respectively
ADEWALE O SMITH... and add, u will try to tame him too, thinking and hoping he will change
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will never break up with my fiancé to date wande
ADEWALE O SMITH... u sure?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if i was going to do that
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i would ve already
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... YES
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... good4u then
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i may take d plunge 4 sex
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... n d chances 4 dat r even very slim
ADEWALE O SMITH... i will put it at 75%
ADEWALE O SMITH... if u ask me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i put it at 25
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... do u know y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if he was in Benin or i was in lag it would v been very easy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... infact i would v done it already
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but this way
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... it would v to be arranged n i don’t do arranged stuff
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not under any circumstances
ADEWALE O SMITH... d intention itself, covers greater % than d actual moves. d fact dat u have given it serious thot makes a great possibility, 4get d distance, dats an excuse, not a reason
ADEWALE O SMITH... i ve been there, done dat.......so i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r a guy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm a girl
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will not travel how many hrs risking my life n relationship n everything 4 what?!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sex?!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... tssk!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... rubbish
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... what if he comes down to Benin?
ADEWALE O SMITH... or what if u have something to do in lagos?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... den i will go to his hse in ikorodu or where to go n v sex?
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... e b like say u no understand wetin i dey talk
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its not worth it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its not d sex itself
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its my dignity
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 4 what?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lai lai
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if he comes to Benin
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and we happen to see
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and happen to find ourselves in a compromising situation n it happens
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... fine
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but no be say we go say meet me here
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 4 so so time
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when i no be ashewo
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... emi?!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... IFE
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no talk am like dat either
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... roflmao
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nothing, just imagining hw ur nose will b flaring and ur veins bursting for "righteous anger"
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... is dis adewale?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sounds like someone else i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... who?
ADEWALE O SMITH... wande?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... still me o, omoge
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... do u know y i did what i did to wande
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... telling him i broke up with my boyfriend
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i needed to beat him at his
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... game
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not like i thot about breaking up with my boyfriend
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... omo, i fit dey love up but my head still correct
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... good4u then
ADEWALE O SMITH... just follow ur heart, but use ur head
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and i really needed to know n let him say he was d one calling
ADEWALE O SMITH... u want me to do inspector gadget?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope, i won't , so don't ask
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... pls?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... though i already know he was
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he kinda confessed in a roundabout way
ADEWALE O SMITH... he is my friend , my loyalty is still to him, u know, playa's honor
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... whatever
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if he wasn’t
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he wouldn’t be so hurt by what i did
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... remember i'm supposed to be ur sister in dis case
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... now u are white mailing me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he is really mad at me o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but its just good 4 him to v a taste of his own cooking
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i burdened u with my pathetic life all day
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... u needed to get it off ur chest
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u like to hear story
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... shaaarraaap
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... amebo
ADEWALE O SMITH... and i know u no fit tell ur bf
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, use to happen very often way back, when i no sabi talk and i still shy well well, so people come make me confidant
ADEWALE O SMITH... knew everybody's secret then
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... but now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will like to be ur close friend o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... make i know secret well well
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go pay application fee o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i told u cos i had to get it off my chest
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... couldn’t tell my bf
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... couldn’t tell my very few girlfriends
ADEWALE O SMITH... he will hit d roof wit it, and ur girls will gossip and spread it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not really
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i v very very few close girl friends
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... like
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 2
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and dey won’t spread it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but they will be kinda disappointed in me
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d closest friend i could ve told was my mum
ADEWALE O SMITH... u no b super woman now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and i couldn’t cos she knew a bit about what happened btw my sis n wande
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my mum is actually my closest friend
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats cool
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u there?
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... where else would i b?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think say u don go house
ADEWALE O SMITH... soon
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i said what r we going to do about ur girlfriendless state now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... as u don help me
ADEWALE O SMITH... what do u ve in mind?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i suppose look 4 way help u too
ADEWALE O SMITH... first tell me, what of how u think i am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sharp, good conversationist
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... someone who know when to say what
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... intelligent
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... good diction
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think u r fine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u like adventure but kinda know when to curb it
ADEWALE O SMITH... ori me wu o (my head dey swell)
ADEWALE O SMITH... yeeee, am blushing
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... rora e!
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, close enuff
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... remember i said "i think"
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... but its close enuff, and dats scary
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d problem is most of d people who v come to meet me to fix dem up are guys
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... are u gay by any chance?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... or bi-sexual?
ADEWALE O SMITH... what d f$#&&^* ME? LAI LAI
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just kidding
ADEWALE O SMITH... i swing one way only
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... kidding
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... serious
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t want to boast but i meet guys everyday dat want to date me
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats cool
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and when dey find out i'm hooked dey want me to fix dem up with someone else
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... someone like me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sometimes i wish i'm not hooked
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... guys r really like computers
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... immediately u get one
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u realize dat if u had waited a bit u could ve got a beta model
ADEWALE O SMITH... a bird in hand, is worth 2 in d bush
ADEWALE O SMITH... but dat saying is outdated, abi?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... a bird in hand is worth all d ones in d bush
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so what do u like in a girl
ADEWALE O SMITH... boobs
ADEWALE O SMITH... size 34 b
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... noting less
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats small
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats d starting point
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats d regular girl size
ADEWALE O SMITH... but i no wan choke to death either
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i don date a size 80 b4
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... guys like boobs sha
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how was it?
ADEWALE O SMITH... crazy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... so much boobs everywhere
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i tire
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i tire on ur behalf
ADEWALE O SMITH... i had to toast her for close to 3mths b4 she came to my apartment
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i g g
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... initial gra gra
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... initial gra gra
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i get
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na so we be
ADEWALE O SMITH... and i was only after d boobs trips
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we decent girls with big bobs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats it
ADEWALE O SMITH... never ever seen anything like it b4
ADEWALE O SMITH... u big boobs?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we usually know from d beginning dat dat's just what u r after
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... none of ur business
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... common now
ADEWALE O SMITH... no worry i no go toast u
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u no fit
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, good
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya tell me jo
ADEWALE O SMITH... what size?\
ADEWALE O SMITH... 90
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 96dd
ADEWALE O SMITH... lai lai
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y do u think i'm lying?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm serious o
ADEWALE O SMITH... wande would have said so, i know him
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, if u say so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not dat big
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... at all
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i 4 don die na
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how u wan make i carry am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... can i ask u a q?
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... did wande say anything to u about me b4?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
ADEWALE O SMITH... we never get time to talk
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so y did u say u know wande would v said something about my boobs
ADEWALE O SMITH... dat was d fastest way of extracting d truth
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol





20.03.07


IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... fine bobo
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge to sexy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... eh?!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... rora o (easy o!)
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4y now?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u no sexy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how was ur one day break?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t think so
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, needed d rest
ADEWALE O SMITH... u no think so?
ADEWALE O SMITH... or u know so?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i really don’t appreciate dat particular vocabulary 4 a lady of my status
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... don’t think its very decent
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no offence meant
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok ma
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge dat is not sexy, but fine,
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u could add pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, and tapping...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... iwo nikan tan? (Only u?)
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... brb
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... couldn’t rest so well yesterday
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... had to come to work, then make my hair
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... omo organisation
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... abi o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how we go do na?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 07090050344
ADEWALE O SMITH... what’s dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur numba?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... i ve it already
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think u v earned d right to have it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... though i know u'll never call
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... from where?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... same place i saw ur pix,
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats where i knew u were from OAU
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r an armed robber
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... o se
ADEWALE O SMITH... love robber, actually
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r so..
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t even know what to say to u
ADEWALE O SMITH... just kiss me, say nothing
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u wished
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i never dey 4 enuff wahala u wan come add ur own join
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... abeg make una leave me o
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... no worry, i ain't after u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ouch!
ADEWALE O SMITH... just enjoy ur company dats all, y would i want more?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats a 1st
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... good to know we're friends
ADEWALE O SMITH... def
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u tall?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 5ft 6 or 7 sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... not tall
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not so tall
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think i'm 5ft 4
ADEWALE O SMITH... still taller than u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... barely
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe
ADEWALE O SMITH... u ran from my question on Tuesday
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what q?
ADEWALE O SMITH... size
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... of?
ADEWALE O SMITH... boobs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u don mara
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what do u want to use d knowledge of dat 4?
ADEWALE O SMITH... def noting, but u aroused me curiosity
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how would u feel if anoda guy was asking ur gf what d size of her breasts was?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 1) i no get gf, 2) i can’t know if she don’t tell me 3) knowledge of breasts size no b d current way of toasting woman 4) don’t tell me if u don’t want to 5) i would really like to know sha ....lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y do u want to know?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats what i don’t get
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no get any sensible reason
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok i dey come
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... let me think about it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... meanwhile i want to go n eat
ADEWALE O SMITH... come ke? 4 office? Haa
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dirty mind
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 46
ADEWALE O SMITH... 46 wetin?
ADEWALE O SMITH... don't believe jo
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... too small?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u wan dey use am do dumb bells?
ADEWALE O SMITH... weight lifting and stuff
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... e no dey heavy him owner
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, maybe, but it could b bothersome sometimes
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... people v asked me, especially girls
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its never been to me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... maybe cos i v good carriage
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... the only thing is dat sometimes u can’t wear clothes dat r in vogue, u know, like alter neck, strapless
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... unless u want to be indecent
ADEWALE O SMITH... 46, dats a lot of pure, unbridled, 100%, woman flesh
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... indecent? seen girls wear it, depends on d occasion though
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yeah but if u r very busty it’s not too nice
ADEWALE O SMITH... true
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there r oda things u can wear dat would still make u look good
ADEWALE O SMITH... like? Maternity gown
ADEWALE O SMITH... iro and buba
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... egbe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... shaaaraaap
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm a dresser, I love dressing up
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i don’t expose my body unless it’s necessary
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool
ADEWALE O SMITH... nun
ADEWALE O SMITH... so u don't do mini skirts and spag?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r not serious at all
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i do
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats not indecent
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t really do mini skirts sha, cos my legs r not hot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i love short skirts
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... spags, if dey don’t expose my boobs unnecessarily
ADEWALE O SMITH... personally i don’t like it when ladies do spag, and u c their bra hand showing
ADEWALE O SMITH... under
ADEWALE O SMITH... short skirt? but no hot legs, ok, hot ass, abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d thing is i have boobs dat r obvious n in front of everybody's face
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no need to go out of my way to show it
ADEWALE O SMITH... flaunt it
ADEWALE O SMITH... if u have it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... whatever i wear u go still know say him dey
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b God give u? carry it with grace
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats my favorite part of a woman
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no fit do woman less than 34,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... about bras showing under spag its a dress sense n concept
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... even u no get anything
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u can wear it like dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... true
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its a kind of fashion
ADEWALE O SMITH... its better wore like that
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know
ADEWALE O SMITH... d headlights showing
ADEWALE O SMITH... full glare
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... esp when d weather is cold
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so d nipples can stand abi?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... omo ake
ADEWALE O SMITH... nipples = headlights
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b my fault,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... na my first girlfriend spoil me
ADEWALE O SMITH... she no dey wear bra
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... oops
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if i don’t wear bra out of my house one day
ADEWALE O SMITH... haaaaaaaaaa
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t say what will happen o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i can imagine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i wear bra sef
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wahala, kasala
ADEWALE O SMITH... traffic jam
ADEWALE O SMITH... road block
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na u know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u don see am b4?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... keep quiet!
ADEWALE O SMITH... i get vivid imagination
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats y i asked
ADEWALE O SMITH... so, what’s happening for Easter?
ADEWALE O SMITH... eat, sleep, c boyfriend, make love, go home, eat, sleep, call wande? get call from ade, go c boyfriend..........lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... going to jos
ADEWALE O SMITH... what’s happening in jos?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i hardly call wande
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... wedding?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... plus dats where my fiancé’s parents r
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... going 4 his uncle's wedding n den to see his parents too
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... u travel a lot o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i expect a call from u though
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sort of
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when u get to this stage n age, u v a lot of commitments u can’t shenk
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s d hmmm 4?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u no dey load credit abi? extra cool
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i will call u no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH... hey
ADEWALE O SMITH... u said sum tin like, u fit hook me up sef
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i asked u what u like in a girl
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u never give me any constructive ans
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na only boobs, boobs, boobs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i tire
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... na numba 1,2,3,4, and 5 b dat, ok, no 6 na intelligent, nice carriage, fine face, witty, naughty,
ADEWALE O SMITH... loving, caring, thotful and just fun to b with
ADEWALE O SMITH... i hope no b angel i dey describe o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats what everyone asks 4 but never gets
ADEWALE O SMITH... TRUE
ADEWALE O SMITH... anyway, i b naughty person, just need sum one to complement or contrast me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... actually u can get all of dat but with some oda negative sides too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u v to be prepared 4 dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... nobody is perfect, cos i ain't too
ADEWALE O SMITH... i b touchy touchy fellow
ADEWALE O SMITH... not such a good habit
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... touchy touchy? what do u mean?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... mood swings?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, foreplay, or 5play or 12 play, u know, can't get enuff, and not all girls like dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... not sex o
ADEWALE O SMITH... just d play play part
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i thot all girls preferred dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i prefer it to sex myself
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its even guys dat prefer sex to touchy touchy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i love it
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can do it all day
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... my ears are closed
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ur eyes r open though?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, i don close am now now
ADEWALE O SMITH... lead me not into temptation, i can find it myself
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u no go kill me
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4y now
ADEWALE O SMITH... laughter na medicine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think most girls prefer the touchy thing
ADEWALE O SMITH... not when it’s too much, u know, i no fit get enuff
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u serious?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how bad ca it be?
ADEWALE O SMITH... when to lay my head there or my hand
ADEWALE O SMITH... not in public o
ADEWALE O SMITH... not bad, but too much of everyting no good now, o know
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u fat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... sexily slim, and i love myself
ADEWALE O SMITH... like dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... e pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... slim shady
ADEWALE O SMITH... e se
ADEWALE O SMITH... my pleasure
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i asked cos i feel its fat guys dat r usually like dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur research is off
ADEWALE O SMITH... outdated
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... anyway u could meet a girl who likes dat or u could make her like it or she could tame u too
ADEWALE O SMITH... tame me?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i neva c
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats what love n relationship is all about
ADEWALE O SMITH... i go upgrade her instead
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there r some things u just love doing but u cant cos of d sacrifice u v to make 4 d oda person
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe, but kissing is my hobby, any girl wey no like am. i no fit stand am
ADEWALE O SMITH... we no fit gel lai lai, haa, i no fit imagine, if dem ban kissing
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... well...we shall see
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know my first chick was crazy
ADEWALE O SMITH... and as a green horn, i was a very good student
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na there we go see u
ADEWALE O SMITH... when i graduate from d sch of kisslogy and romacetism, we come jam again
ADEWALE O SMITH... she confess, dat d Lord is good
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ti rotten
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b my fault o,
ADEWALE O SMITH... blame d bad bad girls wey i date
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i love being fingered but my bf doesn’t like it so i don give up
ADEWALE O SMITH... thot most chicks no like am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i love kissing too, but he is not too crazy about it, as in, he kisses ok and regularly, but no be say kiss kiss kiss like dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ehn ehn?i no know o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i like am sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... most girls i have met, will always prefer d tonugue or my 3rd leg, than to use finger, but i don't use tongue again, i dey fear cancer of d mouth
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm not really freaked about d tongue thing
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dem dey beg make dem give me sef
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there's nothing so wonderful about it to me
ADEWALE O SMITH... true, but except i wash d girl myself, and all dat, i don't go down men, i no want wahala
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats how u guys r
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa, cancer of d mouth
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but if na blowjob now, na so una go dey beg, dey cry make dem give u
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, no b our fault now
ADEWALE O SMITH... but really i do it, if only me and d chick bathe 2geda, and I take style wash d place,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... else, na only finger and 3rd leg
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its cool
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... me i'm getting used to no fingering
ADEWALE O SMITH... but na ur right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... only miss it once in a while when i'm very horny
ADEWALE O SMITH... u should let him know
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... u do urself?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... don’t worry, when u get correct relationship u go know say nothing like right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... nope
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... never
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he knows
ADEWALE O SMITH... na bad tin? y d never
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but u see d thing about it is when u ask 4 something like dat all d time and den d person eventually gives it, not because he wants to, but just to please u don’t enjoy it
ADEWALE O SMITH... not so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so
ADEWALE O SMITH... i don't like d tongue tin personally, but i always want my woman satisfied
ADEWALE O SMITH... so i do it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes i get u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but if i v to tell u to do something 4 me and i know u don’t really want to do it, especially sexual issues, when u do it i will feel its gba je n sinmi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u get?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats how i am as a person sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, when i know my lady likes sum tin and i don't, i still do it, y? cos i believe in making sacrifices, if i do only what i like, then what’s d fun there?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i will do it 1 in 3 or 1 in 5, to make her special, dat way, she is ready to please me too
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know d power contained in satisfying a woman, so i go out of my way, if need be, it is only except i no like d chick, or na quickie, dat 1 na diff ball game
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i understand
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and i try to do that too but i think he doesn’t like it cos he had a bad experience with it with one girl
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sha, any oda way i'm satisfied
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats d koko
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... abi o
ADEWALE O SMITH... so what’s ur favourite position?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t know
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yea
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm sure its doggy
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, dats 2nd
ADEWALE O SMITH... flip mode
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats numba 1
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s flip mode
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, dats d name me and my guys way back in sch coined4it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how does it work?
ADEWALE O SMITH... its a very interesting position, allows for full penetration
ADEWALE O SMITH... no hold barred
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... explain d mode eeeeeeee!
ADEWALE O SMITH... haaa
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know how long it took me to perfect it
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r not telling?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, ok, u b my person
ADEWALE O SMITH... lady with back on d floor or bed, raises her legs, with me in between, lol, i put d legs around my neck or on my shoulders, and lean close to her, kissing distance, my legs is on tip toe, like am doing press up, i go gently like 3 or 5 thrust, then slam dunk 1 or 2 twice, i wine it 2 or 3 times, then slam dunk, i control d tempo and d penetration
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u wan kill urself?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ga o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... all 4 dis sex thing?!
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... its easy, no b hard tin
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if u say so
ADEWALE O SMITH... its just need control on d guy's part
ADEWALE O SMITH... he can get too excited, or start slamming too hard
ADEWALE O SMITH... he needs to know d movements,
ADEWALE O SMITH... shallow, shallow, deep, wine, wine, deep, u know
ADEWALE O SMITH... flip mode style
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm o ga
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its a real work of art
ADEWALE O SMITH... sex is an art
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my bf used to gist me about a slang he n his friends used to say
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 6 deeps, 1 shallow
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, in dis case u reverse it a little,
ADEWALE O SMITH... like 19 shallows, 1 deep, then 18 s 2d, then 17s 3d,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... and on and on till u get to 1s 19 d
ADEWALE O SMITH... then u start all over again
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go 20 deep, u come, so ctrl is key
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ga
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don die
ADEWALE O SMITH... no die o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there was something i told wande but he didn’t believe me
ADEWALE O SMITH... what’s dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... let me see if u'll believe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm a virgin
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... and u like fingering?
ADEWALE O SMITH... where d finger dey enter?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min pls
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u don’t v to not b a virgin to be fingered
ADEWALE O SMITH... don't believe it jo
ADEWALE O SMITH... i had a girl dat told me she was a virgin, but i use to finger her, until , one day i thot to myself, what my finger can enter, so can my 3rd leg, and omoge, d tin enter o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will tell u d same thing i told ur friend
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ur belief is ur relief
ADEWALE O SMITH... yes ma
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... meanwhile
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ti rin o (u don waka o)
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i need am now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no gist wey u never get girl use as example
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b my fault
ADEWALE O SMITH... i ve dis kind of gentle face, so they always think, am gentle and quiet and all dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... until u enter
ADEWALE O SMITH... dem 4get d first rule of engagement, never judge a guy by his face
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... den d wall of Jericho go collapse
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, no wall go collapse, just d chick screaming, help me lord, am comingggg
ADEWALE O SMITH... i love it when they shout my name, then i know am hitting d right spot
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i tire 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... so what am i coming to chop rice and chicken very plenty?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... as per?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur iyawoship now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... b4 d end of the year by God's grace
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... make u just dey pray 4 me
ADEWALE O SMITH... def
ADEWALE O SMITH... no shaking,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u sabi pray?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba
ADEWALE O SMITH... apart from kissing, yes
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... egbe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... so how did u guys hook up, u and ur bf, who toasted who?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i v never toasted any guy b4b4
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 4 wetin na?
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b big deal
ADEWALE O SMITH... it might b subtle, u know,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... omo there's deal o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... well, if i see u v d intention i might give u a subtle nudging to make sure it drops from ur mouth
ADEWALE O SMITH... so u neva ever make move for any guy u liked, but maybe d guy shy or didn't notice u?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats what i'm saying
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i may do subtle things to make sure he notices me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... den if i see he really likes me and doesn’t know how to come out i will give him small nudging
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, i thot u dey claim nun Theodora
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na u sabi
ADEWALE O SMITH... even nun dey soji
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... most guys r afraid to ask me out anyway
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
ADEWALE O SMITH... u intimidate dem?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not really
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur shakara too much?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm very mouthy and i am too confident of myself
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i shakara too very much, there's no reason not to
ADEWALE O SMITH... enuff reason
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my favourite saying: soldier go, general come
ADEWALE O SMITH... good girl, u need am
ADEWALE O SMITH... but recruit dey better general sum times o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... sum general no fit "get am up again"
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no be dat type o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na general 4 everything i dey talk
ADEWALE O SMITH... just pulling ur legs
ADEWALE O SMITH... hope u no fall
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na ground i dey so
ADEWALE O SMITH... eeya pele, u break d ground? go get bricklayer o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i try but e no gree break
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, i wan bin debit ur acct sharp sharp
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u wey no get network?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na me go debit u
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... sorry ma
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... beg me well o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u no go chop lunch today?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... soon my dear
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... nite don dey reach o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i dey find house maid o
ADEWALE O SMITH... wey go dey help me cook, amongst oda tins
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... cook n do what again?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how much u go pay?
ADEWALE O SMITH... how much she go want?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i dey come, going for lunch
ADEWALE O SMITH... 5k per month? lol, na mutually beneficial association o
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ti fashi mi
ADEWALE O SMITH... what?
ADEWALE O SMITH... me? lai lai, my only omoge for dis organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH... i thot u dey "come" for office
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... how far?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... luv mi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... se o ti binu si mi? (hope u never vex for me?)
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4y
ADEWALE O SMITH... love conquers all, or na so dem talk am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yeah rite
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... all na lie
ADEWALE O SMITH... but God na love,
ADEWALE O SMITH... so according to u, God na lie
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... egbe
ADEWALE O SMITH... what u still doing in d office?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u never finish?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... almost thru
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... had some issues with my system
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u don tire to dey talk to me abi?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i dey go very very soon
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no worry
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba
ADEWALE O SMITH... what’s dat suppose to mean now? i love chatting with u
ADEWALE O SMITH... u b wake up chick
ADEWALE O SMITH... some chicks would ve been forming holy holy, but u dey down to earth
ADEWALE O SMITH... i trip 4u, infact, i gbadun u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when una wan yab now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na me go carry 1st
ADEWALE O SMITH... yab u? 4 wetin? i don't double talk
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real, i don meet people, but very few impress me, u know u ladies now, una sabi form well well,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i hate people dat form
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t form
ADEWALE O SMITH... but at least u seems different; maybe brandy dey inside ur tooth pastes sha
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i v tried but i fail
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my friends always abuse me say make i dey try form small
ADEWALE O SMITH... u no need am
ADEWALE O SMITH... big girls don’t form
ADEWALE O SMITH... come, hw old are u sef?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ehn ehn
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yesterday na breasts size
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... today age
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i wonder what 2moro holds?
ADEWALE O SMITH... we can go below d belt
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o pa mi o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 25
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 29
ADEWALE O SMITH... small girl
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... which date?
ADEWALE O SMITH... am may 10
ADEWALE O SMITH... g2g dear
ADEWALE O SMITH... will call u 2nite, stay tuned
ADEWALE O SMITH... dream of me o
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol



To be continued…….