Memoirs of a playa online volume 1

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Memoirs of a playa online volume 1


16.03.07


AKINWANDE AJAYI... padi me, how u dey men
AKINWANDE AJAYI... long time were ve u been?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i dey jo, been busy
ADEWALE O SMITH... u nko? how ur side?
AKINWANDE AJAYI... i just dey men
AKINWANDE AJAYI... ol boy gist dey oooo
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, whatta gwan?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hit me man
AKINWANDE AJAYI... well e get dis chick wey i just meet men
AKINWANDE AJAYI... though i been don know am b4 I left my former branch
AKINWANDE AJAYI... but d chick just con dey get eye for me sha
AKINWANDE AJAYI... she is brainy too, smart and got a basketful of mischief
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... na ur way na
AKINWANDE AJAYI... idiot
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don poke am?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u b action guv’nor u no dey waste time
AKINWANDE AJAYI... well sha i neva do am
AKINWANDE AJAYI... but d chic wants to marry, she don dey love up for me
ADEWALE O SMITH... good 4u
ADEWALE O SMITH... u d man
AKINWANDE AJAYI... she actually told me she wants to drop her boyfriend for me
AKINWANDE AJAYI... if i can assure her dat am down for her
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, go marry, ur mates don marry finish
AKINWANDE AJAYI... omo leave matter, are u down or not
ADEWALE O SMITH... u want me to have her?
AKINWANDE AJAYI... i wan arrange distraction for d chick, u know to spice d whole tin up
AKINWANDE AJAYI... i already have her, just want to add competition and variety
AKINWANDE AJAYI... I’m creating a distraction in u for her
AKINWANDE AJAYI... lets see if she goes down for u too
AKINWANDE AJAYI... cos she is too down for me
AKINWANDE AJAYI... and u know, we might even make a novel from this man
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm,
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... bring it on
AKINWANDE AJAYI... I will bring u into my chat with her,
AKINWANDE AJAYI... u know, introduce u, and cut out
AKINWANDE AJAYI... d rest is up 2 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa, I dey game
AKINWANDE AJAYI... ok stay tuned
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
AKINWANDE AJAYI...
AKINWANDE AJAYI...
AKINWANDE AJAYI...
AKINWANDE AJAYI...
AKINWANDE AJAYI... guy, u on live
AKINWANDE AJAYI... I want u to meet a very good friend of mine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... who?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hello
AKINWANDE AJAYI... ade meet ife
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi omoge, how u doing?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... am good
ADEWALE O SMITH... u are in benin, abi?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH... u have a very lovely name
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... every1 tells me dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d next thing u'll say is dat ur daughter bears same name
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol, well, u might b d one carrying dat daughter of mine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... very funny
ADEWALE O SMITH... i hope ur face is as lovely as ur name
ADEWALE O SMITH... though, u do sound like a sweet babe too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’m actually a sweet babe
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, good
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, wande spoke well about u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... really? What did he say
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, everything good
ADEWALE O SMITH... u can ask him, he still online with us
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande is dat true?
AKINWANDE AJAYI... yep, and it is,
AKINWANDE AJAYI... only good tins my dear, only good tins
ADEWALE O SMITH... so omoge, u single? ready to mingle?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... depends on who i'm mingling with
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i can assure u girlfriend........, i will make it worth ur while
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if u don’t mind, i need to get back to work
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... will dat be all?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i really need to get back to work
ADEWALE O SMITH... u very busy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH... oh
ADEWALE O SMITH... anyway, em, i kinda lost my number, can i have urs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i lost my fone dis morning too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... oops
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can give u my dad's no though?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba, give a guy a break
ADEWALE O SMITH... i just wanna b Ur friend
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i lost my fone
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... serious
ADEWALE O SMITH... so how do i hook wit u outside office hrs?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm in benin
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r in lag
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lets meet at gbongan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... where is dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... btw Ife n Ibadan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i wonder how or where else we can meet after office hours
ADEWALE O SMITH... y don’t u come over to Lagos dis weekend, lets make tins happen, u know?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 1099120100007, dat’s my account numba
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u want me to debit ur acct?
ADEWALE O SMITH... come on girl, don't b such a spoil sport
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i should fly to lag?
ADEWALE O SMITH... oh, ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... take a cab, i will pay when i c u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yea right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u will c me when u pay
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y r guys so stingy?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nah
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dey want to reap where dey did not sow?
ADEWALE O SMITH... not like dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y cant u come over if u really want to see me?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u could just pocket me money and not show
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i should put my life, and my money on d line
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and u nko?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u not giving anything to meet me half way?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats d risk u v to take
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... true talk,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my risk is traveling and dats my life
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, i will knee down and pray for journey mercies
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my mum doing dat already
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and i'm more certain of her prayers than urs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... don’t worry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... come
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will kneel down n pray 4 journey mercies 4 u too
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i like u
ADEWALE O SMITH... infact am tripping for u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry i can’t say d same 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, u got d kinda of fire i need
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... anyways, it’s been nice knowing u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm, ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... it was nice talking to u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... nice day
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i will chat u 2moro
ADEWALE O SMITH... take care darling
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t think, I’ll talk to u 2moro
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but take care too
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, love, sleep tits, oops, i mean, sleep tite
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... I will leave u and wande to continue you chat, ciao
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... k, bye
AKINWANDE AJAYI... later man, we go yarn later
ADEWALE O SMITH... k


17.03.07


ADEWALE O SMITH... hello omoge, how u doing?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande’s friend, rite?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep, one and only
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm, hi
ADEWALE O SMITH... so how has ur day been?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok, urs?
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool, could be better though
ADEWALE O SMITH... how is benin?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its ok, would just love a change of scene for a while
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don’t travel? U stay in benin 24 7, all year round?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not really
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i've been doing dat recently, dats traveling.
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, bored in benin then?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not really
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my boyfriend is here
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, then u have no probs, enough igbadun, esp dis kain cold weather we have nowadays
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... benin is freaking hot right now
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real? well, lag is kind of cold
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when i was in lag last weekend it was HOT
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i almost died
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... Lagos can never be cold
ADEWALE O SMITH... where u from? Lag? Oyo? Ondo? Edo?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... none of d above mentioned below
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... kogi
ADEWALE O SMITH... wow, which part?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i served with a lady from kogi
ADEWALE O SMITH... she was mean men
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ejiba
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... guess u don’t know d part though
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
ADEWALE O SMITH... just igbira and another one like dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... so really, what u look like?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... am fat
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, I don’t believe that
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ask ur friend
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok o, if u say
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y do u find it difficult to believe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... saw ur pix, face only though, and u don’t look fat in it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... where did u see my pix?
ADEWALE O SMITH... where else ... look and ye shall find
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... serious
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... where
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... can’t imagine where u could got to see my pix
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... its pretty easy omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b big deal
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t know anyone in ur circles apart from wande
ADEWALE O SMITH... just think
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and he doesn’t v my pix
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... a/c?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep he doesn't
ADEWALE O SMITH... but the organisation’s network does
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats what i thot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not a pretty pix
ADEWALE O SMITH... not pretty? am in love with d pix already
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... so now we know u aren’t fat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but not as fat as i made it out to be
ADEWALE O SMITH... yes ma
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so what do u look like?
ADEWALE O SMITH... an angel
ADEWALE O SMITH... but dark in complexion
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... who says u r an angel
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know girlfriend, i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... but my friends call me sum other less fanciful names
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ur friends?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... like..
ADEWALE O SMITH... lai lai, i no go tell u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y na?
ADEWALE O SMITH... but oshomo is my nick name
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok tell me i won’t hear
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... or i won’t read it
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya close ur eyes
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’ve closed it
ADEWALE O SMITH... good,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... b4 u ask
ADEWALE O SMITH... cos I’ve typed it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’m using a braille keyboard
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t feel it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t feel what u v written it
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep, ur eyes were closed
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lets strike a deal
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if u tell me i will tell u my english name
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and edo name
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmmmmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no one knows them
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... apart from my boyfriend
ADEWALE O SMITH... u want to equate my status of private info to dat of ur boyfriend
ADEWALE O SMITH... am blushing
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so..
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay
ADEWALE O SMITH... gimme sum tin i want
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what do u want
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur pix
ADEWALE O SMITH... then we trade
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my pix
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my beautiful glorious angelic pix 4 ur nickname?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i no wan hear
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don’t need to hear it, u read it
ADEWALE O SMITH... so what’s ur english and edo names?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... never mind
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u wont b able to pronounce the edo name
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... anyway
ADEWALE O SMITH... u sure?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i served in edo state o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... besides that
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t want to even tell u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its not worth it
ADEWALE O SMITH... y now?
ADEWALE O SMITH... cos i didn't tell u my nick name?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i wouldn’t tell u if u told me all ur nicknames and dat of every member of ur family
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, u wanted to 419 me earlier then? well, my momma always say i should not trust beautiful ladies
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... she was right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i might have told u earlier anyway
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lai lai
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not 4 anything
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... maybe 4 a million dollars
ADEWALE O SMITH... a million dollars? dats ur price? ok, so what’s is d value of ur names on d stock market?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... priceless
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i prefer the one i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... and u probably don’t know hw to spell d edo names
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u still can’t put it to a proper face n figure
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i do
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my mum is edo
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and i'm closer to dat side than kogi
ADEWALE O SMITH... where in edo?
ADEWALE O SMITH... proper face n figure? as in urs?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sabongida ora
ADEWALE O SMITH... don’t ever underestimate me o
ADEWALE O SMITH... if i want sum tin dat bad, i go get it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no one is stopping u
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, don’t want ur boyfriend getting threatened
ADEWALE O SMITH... so i will make do with my imaginations
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there's no need 4 him to feel threatened
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s his is his
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm, i like dat,.......... but i can still make him jealous
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u can’t
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there's no need 4 him to be
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but even if u wanted to how would u do dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats trade secret
ADEWALE O SMITH... not sum tin u should know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if u say so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so r u going to make him jealous
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope, don’t want to rock ur boat, and am trying to stop sum of my crazy ways
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... BRB
ADEWALE O SMITH... ???
ADEWALE O SMITH... BRB???
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... BE right back
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hi
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... what unit are u in?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... operations
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... retail credit
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how long v u been in d organisation?
ADEWALE O SMITH... will b 3 yrs next month
ADEWALE O SMITH... u nko?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... will be 6 months this month
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... jambite
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ese
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but I’ve juniors now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... those dat came in 3 months after me
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yeah
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, ok jambite grade 2
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so don’t mess with me
ADEWALE O SMITH... don't mess wit u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u should say it over and over again, maybe u might get to scare u cat when u say it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just pulling ur legs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... which of d legs? I’ve got 3
ADEWALE O SMITH... don't pull d one dat will put u in trouble
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... was just joking in d sense of saying I’m a big girl in d organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH... o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i thot u had one and a half
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
ADEWALE O SMITH... 2 long, 1 retractable
ADEWALE O SMITH... big girl? just 6 months omoge, u ain't seen any tin yet. Clearing is ur 1st table, right?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don tire sef
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i dey beg make dem comot me
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, better enjoy it while it last
ADEWALE O SMITH... cash is not what u want to do, i can assure u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i know dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i hope dey take me to customer service and leave me there for 7months
ADEWALE O SMITH... u wish
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... during which my confirmation will come and I’ll resign
ADEWALE O SMITH... resign?
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... have u worked at the branch b4?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i studied law
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t stay here 4 too long if not i go 4get everything dem teach me 4 school
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... was at d branch b4 i was moved here
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what branch?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i hated branch like shit
ADEWALE O SMITH... somewhere in lagos
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no wonder u and wande are friends
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... birds of a feather
ADEWALE O SMITH... hey
ADEWALE O SMITH... is dat a compliment?
ADEWALE O SMITH... or u dey yab us, or him or me?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just stating facts
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how long v u been at head office
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don’t know me, and u are concluding
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’m not concluding anything
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u said u hated d branch
ADEWALE O SMITH... u are omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... so?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i said just like ur friend wande
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he hated d branch too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats all
ADEWALE O SMITH... if u are stuck in cash for over a year, u will b singing d same song
ADEWALE O SMITH... cash is a brainless, menial labor
ADEWALE O SMITH... am better than cash
ADEWALE O SMITH... though i miss d chicks
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what sch did u go and what did u study?
ADEWALE O SMITH... LASU, accounting , A.C.A too
ADEWALE O SMITH... u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... law, ife?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i like it when people know straight up
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how did u know it was ife?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge, am good in what i do ...and its trade secrets, u know, can't tell or i go faint.
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... it don’t matter how sha
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s important is u know
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and u knew without me telling u
ADEWALE O SMITH... clap for me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dat means d ife quality shines right thru
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so u clap 4 me
ADEWALE O SMITH... story
ADEWALE O SMITH... u wish
ADEWALE O SMITH... ife quality, my black, ugly, smelly ass
ADEWALE O SMITH... LASU is da best
ADEWALE O SMITH... and u can take dat to d organisation
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... as long as its ur ass dats black ugly and smelly
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep, but its pretty cute too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lasu?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s d full meaning sef?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na sch?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... olodo
ADEWALE O SMITH... wetin u sabi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... don’t make myself conversant with any school dats not harvard
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats d standard
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its paripassu with Ife
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, sch is just d foundation, ain't d summit, which where am headed, so stay close to me girlfriend, u might learn a tin or two
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm already as close as it would ever get
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so u beta start teaching
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if dey can take me to legal after confirmation sha i might not resign
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, hope u sabi pray
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i dey join fasting sef
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but someone said he will help me
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dat's y there's a plan b though
ADEWALE O SMITH... i can assure there's more life here than in d branch
ADEWALE O SMITH... which is d plan b? d prayer and fasting or d guy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sure?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... none of d above
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... resign and go to SA 4 my masters
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... PLAN c
ADEWALE O SMITH... get married
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... resign n get another job dats not a organisation work
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool
ADEWALE O SMITH... but if h/o works out, u get place to stay in lag?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i want to be in ibadan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i told u-i hate lag
ADEWALE O SMITH... u hate lag? y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its rough n rowdy n hot n stressful
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, for me, dis is where i wanna b
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... were u born in lagos?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what state r u from?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... born in lag, grew up in lag, schooled in lag, will get rich in lag, become marry in lag, become very wealth in lag, have children in lag, grow old in lag, die in lag and b buried in lag
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no wonder u r happy in lag
ADEWALE O SMITH... def
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i hate lag like, can’t live there
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no fit shout
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what state r u from?
ADEWALE O SMITH... where else? lag
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no wonder about ur surname
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... all u people from lag with surnames of people dat were former slaves
ADEWALE O SMITH... whatever
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry, r u angry about what i said
ADEWALE O SMITH... no o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no vex
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... abeg no vex o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no vex o, i ain't dat kind of person, people always say dat about such english names, but for me, i love my name, and i love myself, and well, i love ur name too
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i like english surnames too by the way
ADEWALE O SMITH... ebun gba ma binu
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... so what kind of person are u?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what was dat u said in Yoruba?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what kinda person in what sense?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ebun gba ma binu= consolation prize
ADEWALE O SMITH... behaviour wise, attitude wise, ..............
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... can u ask specific questions about dem
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'll answer
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... what are ur hobbies?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dancing, talking, reading novels n singing
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... in dat order
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... so hw would u describe yourself
ADEWALE O SMITH... gentle, quiet, pretender, no hold barred.................
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... stubborn, obstinate, talkative, fun loving, friendly, no holds-barred
ADEWALE O SMITH... stubborn? dat ain't a surprise, same tin with my room mate, obstinate? well dats stubbornness sister, fun loving? u sure? friendly? well, maybe, no holds barred? time will tell,
ADEWALE O SMITH... talkative? na ur profession
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... good analysis
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm all dat n more
ADEWALE O SMITH... like?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... a bit busy
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH... same here 2
ADEWALE O SMITH... brb, going for lunch
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... k


18.03.07


IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... Hi
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... bawo ni? (How u dey)
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... iwo ati omoge ti o ma n so yi. (u and this omoge that u always say)
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i dey
ADEWALE O SMITH... u no b omoge ni?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if u say so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... who am i to argue?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep, except u want to get spanked
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry about yesterday
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i usually get very busy around dat time
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... clearing work is usually done round dat time
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and we were running on gen in our branch thru out yesterday
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so they asked us to go home by 6.30pm by force
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i had finished my work by then sha so no probs
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... u b hardworking omoge now, so u can't afford to f up
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how u know say i dey hard working?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... mo le ju iso (I am very lazy o)
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, dats a possibility, ability no b abi ni bi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... look at ur mouth
ADEWALE O SMITH... my mouth? oh, ok, kissable, rite?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u wished
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... can i talk to u about something?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... a bit personal
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... in a minute pls
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... b4 i get to d issue
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... is ur office close to wande's?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope, we are on different floors, like 5 floors between us
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but do u know if he is on sit?
ADEWALE O SMITH... we were chatting earlier, but i can't say 4 sure
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok tanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i was beeping him but he's not responding
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wanted to know if he was there but not responding cos he's upset with me
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, maybe work load
ADEWALE O SMITH... upset wit u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its a long story
ADEWALE O SMITH... am seated, with a bottle of coke in hand, legs crossed, and my big ears wide open.......so shoot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... amebo
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’m d only one on d table today so I’ve a lot of work
ADEWALE O SMITH... make i come help u?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i no go mind o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i swear
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm, too fast, ur answer was too fast, i no come again, u go over work me die, sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... egbe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... do u ve a girlfriend
ADEWALE O SMITH... if i tell u d truth u will not believe me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, i don't know if i get or not
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, am suppose to ve broken up wit her, but her mum and mine wants us back 2geda, and there is no girl on d scene to make me take a stand, so i don't know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y did u break up with her in d 1st place? what does she want?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, she’s always too busy, no time for me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what does she do? where does she work?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hope I’m not prying too much
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’m actually going somewhere with dis
ADEWALE O SMITH... just finished schooling, going for service
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and she's too busy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... !
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... busy doing what?!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u sure its not u dat is too busy?
ADEWALE O SMITH... def not
ADEWALE O SMITH... i wan fashi finally, but as i neva jam anoda baby dat will make me kolo, its kinda like hard, but my mind is made up
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... eya pele
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but I’m still confused about what she's busy doing
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, same here
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... busy schooling? is she studying medicine
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ga o
ADEWALE O SMITH... shit happens, we live and learn, and life goes on
ADEWALE O SMITH... so, what was it u wanted to tell me, b4 i bored u with my love life
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm not bored
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... do u think its possible to love 2 people
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... at d same time?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, yes and no
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... explain pls
ADEWALE O SMITH... can't if i don't have details
ADEWALE O SMITH... abstract explanation is dat: every relationship differs from people to people
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think I’m in love with 2 people
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe, who and who
ADEWALE O SMITH... how and when ?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I’ve a boyfriend, no, a fiancé
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we've been dating 4 over a year now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and we r planning to get married dis year
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i love him and i believe he is d best thing to happen to d male gender
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, me nko?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... egbe oshi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... recently i met another guy, we like each other too, i know he likes me, when we met he got to find out dat i was dating someone else seriously and so tried to back off
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but u know dis thing about love, its not easy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d short of d story is we kinda love each oda 2
ADEWALE O SMITH... d 2nd guy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yea
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but with him there r some major issues
ADEWALE O SMITH... like?
ADEWALE O SMITH... sex?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 1.i ve a boyfriend i can’t break up with cos we v come too far and i love him
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sex? NOPE!!!
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we v never even seen each oda naked
ADEWALE O SMITH... both ? or d 2nd guy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 2.d 2nd guy, i feel we r too alike and it would never work
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we v d same disposition, temperaments, and all dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we r both strong willed, witty, like to feel we r sharp and can beat odas at their game
ADEWALE O SMITH... like poles
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yea u got it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and there's a 3rd major issue
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... brb
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... am back, so, what’s ur view?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, u want d truth?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats d part I’m afraid of
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d truth
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but shoot
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i had a friend called kunle way back in secondary sch, tall, jovial, and crazy, u know, d perfect oshomo, we were best of friends, but personally i would neva let him near my sister than just hi , hello and good bye. Part 1
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... part 2..i met wande in training sch, and we hit rite off, people thot we had known each oda b4 coming to coming to work together. i saw kunle in wande, they would ve been twins in another life and if u were my sister, same tin goes
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i v told myself dis
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... several times
ADEWALE O SMITH... now, this love tin
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but u know say when devil wan catch person
ADEWALE O SMITH... i will say dis only once, i will not argue wit u,
ADEWALE O SMITH... its infatuation
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes sir!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no argument
ADEWALE O SMITH... he is a likeable person, charming and all dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... says who
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he is not my idea of charming o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if its dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe not ur specs, but he has his way wit d ladies, anyway break ur heart now, b4 somebody does it for u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min pls
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... brb
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i love my girlfriend, but i still broke up wit her; d truth is its not d people we sack dat makes us miserable, its d people we should have sacked but we didn't sack
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... word!
ADEWALE O SMITH... and i do not expect u to take my view, its easier said than done,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so d long n short of it is, u believe what i v 4 d 2nd guy id infatuation n i should sack him so he doesn’t make me miserable?
ADEWALE O SMITH... no put words inside my mouth o, u are intelligent enuff, draw ur own conclusions, but don't leave d known, for the fleeting thrill of d unknown,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yea
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i get
ADEWALE O SMITH... its ur decision, i can't make it for u, so make it, and stick by it
ADEWALE O SMITH... d only reason i came out straight, was cos u said u plan to wed dis year, else, i MIGHT have played it diplomatically
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... tanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u know my introduction is in 3wks time
ADEWALE O SMITH... ha
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its just dis stupid thing of adventure and thrill and all dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i know i love him sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... shit happens
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if d situation were different
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande n i would v been an item
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe
ADEWALE O SMITH... but 4 how long?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and even if u think i'm bluffing and u know wande too well and all dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... it would ve worked out
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... believe me
ADEWALE O SMITH... yes ma
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u didn’t even ask me what d 3rd reason was dat makes it impossible 4 wande n i?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my bad
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... very bad
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... very bad situation
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... pls don’t tell him i spoke with u about all these?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... pls?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i know u r a guy and its almost impossible u would not tell him
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but just tell me u won’t tell him and let me live in dat belief
ADEWALE O SMITH... i won't
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... U THERE?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u didn’t ans my last request
ADEWALE O SMITH... i did
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... impossible to keep is it?
ADEWALE O SMITH... I say i won't
ADEWALE O SMITH... i don't kiss and tell, though i didn't kiss dis time sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but u 4 no mind to kiss abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no fit shout now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ole
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when wande could not really ask me out cos he knew i was seriously involved
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he set out to ask my sister
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... actually i initiated it and tried to hook dem up together but it didn’t work out sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... cos ur mind was against it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not so
ADEWALE O SMITH... u still wanted him close in a way sha
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not really
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes dats true
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but that’s not the main reason
ADEWALE O SMITH... so what was d 3rd reason
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande is a hard person to deal with
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my sister couldn’t cope
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats d 3rd reason
ADEWALE O SMITH... hard?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i could not date someone who's kinda asked my sister out
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes hard
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u know dis guys u like and dey r hurting u and u know it but u just can’t leave
ADEWALE O SMITH... so u know, she liked him?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sort of
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but they never even met
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if they had maybe it would v worked
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and also i think cos wande liked me he couldn’t really do things smoothly
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t know how to explain it
ADEWALE O SMITH... i understand
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe u should hook me up wit ur sis
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... would v been a good idea but i don’t know if its decent
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... don’t think it is
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and wande will now find d perfect excuse to do what he has always wanted to do
ADEWALE O SMITH... what’s dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... kill me
ADEWALE O SMITH... kill u? hmmm, d only killing i know he is capable of, is in d bedroom, is it dat kind of killing u talking about?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dirty mind
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and if na dat one
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na me go kill am sef
ADEWALE O SMITH... haaaaaaaa
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y r there so many guys looking 4 chicks
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and so many chicks looking 4 guys
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... make una find una sef na
ADEWALE O SMITH... jamb question 1876
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... na only u get d answer
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so u didn’t tell me what u r like yesterday
ADEWALE O SMITH... u sure?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok ask away
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i'm getting d pix
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, tell me
ADEWALE O SMITH... i would love to know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... a min pls
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... going 4lunch
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... I was about to ask
ADEWALE O SMITH... dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u not going 4 lunch today?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i need am now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... to keep d adrenalin pumping
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok go quick i wan gist u something
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... later
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... u there?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u there?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... network went off
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... on thursday n friday nite last week
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande called me at nite n was talking with me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... long n short he said he loved me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when i tried to talk about it online with him
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he denied it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dat he was not d one who called me
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we talked about dis issue 4 almost an hour
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i thot i was going crazy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u don understand
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... vehemently saying he was not d one
ADEWALE O SMITH... i feel u
ADEWALE O SMITH... shit happens
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i never finish
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... me i now told him dat does he know i broke up with my bf cos of dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... and what did he say?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... at 1st he didn’t believe it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but he wanted to so he kept winding me
ADEWALE O SMITH... and?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so i wound up a story about how we broke up cos i love him
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... eventually he believed and we declared undying love 4 each oda
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dis was yesterday
ADEWALE O SMITH... online? or call?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... online
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i now asked him dat where do we go from there
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he said, "we get loved up girl"
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... den i said, "wande love u very much, but i didn’t break up with my boyfriend, i won’t do that until i know u really really love me"
ADEWALE O SMITH... now i know i should have kept my big, fat mouth shut
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u are in too deep, nothing i say will make sense
ADEWALE O SMITH...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no i'm not
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and u r making sense
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats y i'm telling dis much
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... after dat i logged out n went home
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he doesn’t want to talk to me today
ADEWALE O SMITH... but tell me, u have actually given thot to breaking up wit ur bf, rite?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... nope
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... never
ADEWALE O SMITH... u sure?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t think of it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its not an option
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i only thot maybe an issue will come up n he will break up with me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... which i know is almost impossible
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... or i thot maybe his parents will say dey don’t like me anymore
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... which is also impossible, dey love me die
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, what do u want from him exactly? As in, pardon my language, u want to sleep wit him?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... with who?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wande?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... nope
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think dats what he wants though
ADEWALE O SMITH... its not a physical tin?
ADEWALE O SMITH... as in 4u?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... do u know i v never even really imagined us having sex together, as in not dat deep deep
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... maybe kiss
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its not just chemistry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not 4 me
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, so want do u expect from him exactly?
ADEWALE O SMITH... cos u got me all confused here
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what r u confused about?
ADEWALE O SMITH... not confused per se, but u know it might probably b just d sex he wants from u, yet u still will take d plunge, correct me if am wrong, but i feel it.
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... take d plunge to have sex?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... or to break up with my bf n date him?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... or what exactly?
ADEWALE O SMITH... d two both of dem
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... respectively
ADEWALE O SMITH... and add, u will try to tame him too, thinking and hoping he will change
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will never break up with my fiancé to date wande
ADEWALE O SMITH... u sure?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if i was going to do that
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i would ve already
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... YES
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... good4u then
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i may take d plunge 4 sex
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... n d chances 4 dat r even very slim
ADEWALE O SMITH... i will put it at 75%
ADEWALE O SMITH... if u ask me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i put it at 25
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... do u know y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if he was in Benin or i was in lag it would v been very easy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... infact i would v done it already
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but this way
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... it would v to be arranged n i don’t do arranged stuff
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not under any circumstances
ADEWALE O SMITH... d intention itself, covers greater % than d actual moves. d fact dat u have given it serious thot makes a great possibility, 4get d distance, dats an excuse, not a reason
ADEWALE O SMITH... i ve been there, done dat.......so i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r a guy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm a girl
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will not travel how many hrs risking my life n relationship n everything 4 what?!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sex?!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... tssk!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... rubbish
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... what if he comes down to Benin?
ADEWALE O SMITH... or what if u have something to do in lagos?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... den i will go to his hse in ikorodu or where to go n v sex?
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... e b like say u no understand wetin i dey talk
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its not worth it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its not d sex itself
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its my dignity
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 4 what?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lai lai
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if he comes to Benin
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and we happen to see
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and happen to find ourselves in a compromising situation n it happens
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... fine
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but no be say we go say meet me here
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 4 so so time
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when i no be ashewo
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... emi?!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... IFE
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no talk am like dat either
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... roflmao
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nothing, just imagining hw ur nose will b flaring and ur veins bursting for "righteous anger"
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... is dis adewale?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sounds like someone else i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... who?
ADEWALE O SMITH... wande?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... still me o, omoge
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... do u know y i did what i did to wande
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... telling him i broke up with my boyfriend
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i needed to beat him at his
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... game
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not like i thot about breaking up with my boyfriend
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... omo, i fit dey love up but my head still correct
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... good4u then
ADEWALE O SMITH... just follow ur heart, but use ur head
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and i really needed to know n let him say he was d one calling
ADEWALE O SMITH... u want me to do inspector gadget?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope, i won't , so don't ask
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... pls?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... though i already know he was
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he kinda confessed in a roundabout way
ADEWALE O SMITH... he is my friend , my loyalty is still to him, u know, playa's honor
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... whatever
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if he wasn’t
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he wouldn’t be so hurt by what i did
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... remember i'm supposed to be ur sister in dis case
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... now u are white mailing me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he is really mad at me o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but its just good 4 him to v a taste of his own cooking
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i burdened u with my pathetic life all day
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... u needed to get it off ur chest
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u like to hear story
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... shaaarraaap
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... amebo
ADEWALE O SMITH... and i know u no fit tell ur bf
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, use to happen very often way back, when i no sabi talk and i still shy well well, so people come make me confidant
ADEWALE O SMITH... knew everybody's secret then
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... but now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will like to be ur close friend o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... make i know secret well well
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go pay application fee o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i told u cos i had to get it off my chest
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... couldn’t tell my bf
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... couldn’t tell my very few girlfriends
ADEWALE O SMITH... he will hit d roof wit it, and ur girls will gossip and spread it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not really
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i v very very few close girl friends
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... like
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 2
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and dey won’t spread it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but they will be kinda disappointed in me
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d closest friend i could ve told was my mum
ADEWALE O SMITH... u no b super woman now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and i couldn’t cos she knew a bit about what happened btw my sis n wande
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my mum is actually my closest friend
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats cool
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u there?
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... where else would i b?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think say u don go house
ADEWALE O SMITH... soon
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i said what r we going to do about ur girlfriendless state now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... as u don help me
ADEWALE O SMITH... what do u ve in mind?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i suppose look 4 way help u too
ADEWALE O SMITH... first tell me, what of how u think i am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sharp, good conversationist
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... someone who know when to say what
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... intelligent
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... good diction
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think u r fine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u like adventure but kinda know when to curb it
ADEWALE O SMITH... ori me wu o (my head dey swell)
ADEWALE O SMITH... yeeee, am blushing
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... rora e!
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, close enuff
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... remember i said "i think"
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... but its close enuff, and dats scary
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d problem is most of d people who v come to meet me to fix dem up are guys
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... are u gay by any chance?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... or bi-sexual?
ADEWALE O SMITH... what d f$#&&^* ME? LAI LAI
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just kidding
ADEWALE O SMITH... i swing one way only
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... kidding
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... serious
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t want to boast but i meet guys everyday dat want to date me
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats cool
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and when dey find out i'm hooked dey want me to fix dem up with someone else
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... someone like me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sometimes i wish i'm not hooked
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... guys r really like computers
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... immediately u get one
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u realize dat if u had waited a bit u could ve got a beta model
ADEWALE O SMITH... a bird in hand, is worth 2 in d bush
ADEWALE O SMITH... but dat saying is outdated, abi?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... a bird in hand is worth all d ones in d bush
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so what do u like in a girl
ADEWALE O SMITH... boobs
ADEWALE O SMITH... size 34 b
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... noting less
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats small
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats d starting point
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats d regular girl size
ADEWALE O SMITH... but i no wan choke to death either
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i don date a size 80 b4
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... guys like boobs sha
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how was it?
ADEWALE O SMITH... crazy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... so much boobs everywhere
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i tire
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i tire on ur behalf
ADEWALE O SMITH... i had to toast her for close to 3mths b4 she came to my apartment
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i g g
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... initial gra gra
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... initial gra gra
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i get
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na so we be
ADEWALE O SMITH... and i was only after d boobs trips
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we decent girls with big bobs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats it
ADEWALE O SMITH... never ever seen anything like it b4
ADEWALE O SMITH... u big boobs?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... we usually know from d beginning dat dat's just what u r after
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... none of ur business
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... common now
ADEWALE O SMITH... no worry i no go toast u
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u no fit
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, good
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya tell me jo
ADEWALE O SMITH... what size?\
ADEWALE O SMITH... 90
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 96dd
ADEWALE O SMITH... lai lai
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y do u think i'm lying?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm serious o
ADEWALE O SMITH... wande would have said so, i know him
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, if u say so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not dat big
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... at all
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i 4 don die na
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how u wan make i carry am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... can i ask u a q?
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... did wande say anything to u about me b4?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
ADEWALE O SMITH... we never get time to talk
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so y did u say u know wande would v said something about my boobs
ADEWALE O SMITH... dat was d fastest way of extracting d truth
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol





20.03.07


IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... fine bobo
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge to sexy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... eh?!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... rora o (easy o!)
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4y now?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u no sexy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how was ur one day break?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t think so
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, needed d rest
ADEWALE O SMITH... u no think so?
ADEWALE O SMITH... or u know so?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i really don’t appreciate dat particular vocabulary 4 a lady of my status
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... don’t think its very decent
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no offence meant
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok ma
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge dat is not sexy, but fine,
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u could add pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, and tapping...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... iwo nikan tan? (Only u?)
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... brb
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... couldn’t rest so well yesterday
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... had to come to work, then make my hair
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... omo organisation
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... abi o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how we go do na?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 07090050344
ADEWALE O SMITH... what’s dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur numba?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... i ve it already
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think u v earned d right to have it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... though i know u'll never call
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... from where?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... same place i saw ur pix,
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats where i knew u were from OAU
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r an armed robber
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... o se
ADEWALE O SMITH... love robber, actually
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r so..
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t even know what to say to u
ADEWALE O SMITH... just kiss me, say nothing
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u wished
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i never dey 4 enuff wahala u wan come add ur own join
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... abeg make una leave me o
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... no worry, i ain't after u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ouch!
ADEWALE O SMITH... just enjoy ur company dats all, y would i want more?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats a 1st
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... good to know we're friends
ADEWALE O SMITH... def
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u tall?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 5ft 6 or 7 sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... not tall
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not so tall
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think i'm 5ft 4
ADEWALE O SMITH... still taller than u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... barely
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe
ADEWALE O SMITH... u ran from my question on Tuesday
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what q?
ADEWALE O SMITH... size
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... of?
ADEWALE O SMITH... boobs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u don mara
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what do u want to use d knowledge of dat 4?
ADEWALE O SMITH... def noting, but u aroused me curiosity
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how would u feel if anoda guy was asking ur gf what d size of her breasts was?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 1) i no get gf, 2) i can’t know if she don’t tell me 3) knowledge of breasts size no b d current way of toasting woman 4) don’t tell me if u don’t want to 5) i would really like to know sha ....lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y do u want to know?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats what i don’t get
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no get any sensible reason
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok i dey come
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... let me think about it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... meanwhile i want to go n eat
ADEWALE O SMITH... come ke? 4 office? Haa
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dirty mind
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 46
ADEWALE O SMITH... 46 wetin?
ADEWALE O SMITH... don't believe jo
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... y?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... too small?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u wan dey use am do dumb bells?
ADEWALE O SMITH... weight lifting and stuff
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... e no dey heavy him owner
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, maybe, but it could b bothersome sometimes
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... people v asked me, especially girls
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its never been to me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... maybe cos i v good carriage
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... the only thing is dat sometimes u can’t wear clothes dat r in vogue, u know, like alter neck, strapless
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... unless u want to be indecent
ADEWALE O SMITH... 46, dats a lot of pure, unbridled, 100%, woman flesh
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... indecent? seen girls wear it, depends on d occasion though
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yeah but if u r very busty it’s not too nice
ADEWALE O SMITH... true
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there r oda things u can wear dat would still make u look good
ADEWALE O SMITH... like? Maternity gown
ADEWALE O SMITH... iro and buba
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... egbe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... shaaaraaap
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm a dresser, I love dressing up
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i don’t expose my body unless it’s necessary
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool
ADEWALE O SMITH... nun
ADEWALE O SMITH... so u don't do mini skirts and spag?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r not serious at all
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i do
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats not indecent
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t really do mini skirts sha, cos my legs r not hot
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but i love short skirts
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... spags, if dey don’t expose my boobs unnecessarily
ADEWALE O SMITH... personally i don’t like it when ladies do spag, and u c their bra hand showing
ADEWALE O SMITH... under
ADEWALE O SMITH... short skirt? but no hot legs, ok, hot ass, abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... d thing is i have boobs dat r obvious n in front of everybody's face
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no need to go out of my way to show it
ADEWALE O SMITH... flaunt it
ADEWALE O SMITH... if u have it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... whatever i wear u go still know say him dey
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b God give u? carry it with grace
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats my favorite part of a woman
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no fit do woman less than 34,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... about bras showing under spag its a dress sense n concept
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... even u no get anything
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u can wear it like dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... true
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its a kind of fashion
ADEWALE O SMITH... its better wore like that
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know
ADEWALE O SMITH... d headlights showing
ADEWALE O SMITH... full glare
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... esp when d weather is cold
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so d nipples can stand abi?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... omo ake
ADEWALE O SMITH... nipples = headlights
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b my fault,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... na my first girlfriend spoil me
ADEWALE O SMITH... she no dey wear bra
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... oops
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if i don’t wear bra out of my house one day
ADEWALE O SMITH... haaaaaaaaaa
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t say what will happen o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i can imagine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i wear bra sef
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... wahala, kasala
ADEWALE O SMITH... traffic jam
ADEWALE O SMITH... road block
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na u know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u don see am b4?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... keep quiet!
ADEWALE O SMITH... i get vivid imagination
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats y i asked
ADEWALE O SMITH... so, what’s happening for Easter?
ADEWALE O SMITH... eat, sleep, c boyfriend, make love, go home, eat, sleep, call wande? get call from ade, go c boyfriend..........lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... going to jos
ADEWALE O SMITH... what’s happening in jos?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i hardly call wande
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... wedding?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... plus dats where my fiancé’s parents r
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... going 4 his uncle's wedding n den to see his parents too
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... u travel a lot o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i expect a call from u though
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sort of
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when u get to this stage n age, u v a lot of commitments u can’t shenk
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s d hmmm 4?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u no dey load credit abi? extra cool
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i will call u no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH... hey
ADEWALE O SMITH... u said sum tin like, u fit hook me up sef
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i asked u what u like in a girl
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u never give me any constructive ans
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na only boobs, boobs, boobs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i tire
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... na numba 1,2,3,4, and 5 b dat, ok, no 6 na intelligent, nice carriage, fine face, witty, naughty,
ADEWALE O SMITH... loving, caring, thotful and just fun to b with
ADEWALE O SMITH... i hope no b angel i dey describe o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats what everyone asks 4 but never gets
ADEWALE O SMITH... TRUE
ADEWALE O SMITH... anyway, i b naughty person, just need sum one to complement or contrast me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... actually u can get all of dat but with some oda negative sides too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u v to be prepared 4 dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... nobody is perfect, cos i ain't too
ADEWALE O SMITH... i b touchy touchy fellow
ADEWALE O SMITH... not such a good habit
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... touchy touchy? what do u mean?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... mood swings?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, foreplay, or 5play or 12 play, u know, can't get enuff, and not all girls like dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... not sex o
ADEWALE O SMITH... just d play play part
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i thot all girls preferred dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i prefer it to sex myself
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its even guys dat prefer sex to touchy touchy
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i love it
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can do it all day
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... my ears are closed
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ur eyes r open though?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, i don close am now now
ADEWALE O SMITH... lead me not into temptation, i can find it myself
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u no go kill me
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4y now
ADEWALE O SMITH... laughter na medicine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i think most girls prefer the touchy thing
ADEWALE O SMITH... not when it’s too much, u know, i no fit get enuff
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u serious?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how bad ca it be?
ADEWALE O SMITH... when to lay my head there or my hand
ADEWALE O SMITH... not in public o
ADEWALE O SMITH... not bad, but too much of everyting no good now, o know
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... r u fat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... sexily slim, and i love myself
ADEWALE O SMITH... like dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... e pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... slim shady
ADEWALE O SMITH... e se
ADEWALE O SMITH... my pleasure
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i asked cos i feel its fat guys dat r usually like dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur research is off
ADEWALE O SMITH... outdated
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... anyway u could meet a girl who likes dat or u could make her like it or she could tame u too
ADEWALE O SMITH... tame me?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i neva c
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats what love n relationship is all about
ADEWALE O SMITH... i go upgrade her instead
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there r some things u just love doing but u cant cos of d sacrifice u v to make 4 d oda person
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe, but kissing is my hobby, any girl wey no like am. i no fit stand am
ADEWALE O SMITH... we no fit gel lai lai, haa, i no fit imagine, if dem ban kissing
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... well...we shall see
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know my first chick was crazy
ADEWALE O SMITH... and as a green horn, i was a very good student
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na there we go see u
ADEWALE O SMITH... when i graduate from d sch of kisslogy and romacetism, we come jam again
ADEWALE O SMITH... she confess, dat d Lord is good
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ti rotten
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b my fault o,
ADEWALE O SMITH... blame d bad bad girls wey i date
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i love being fingered but my bf doesn’t like it so i don give up
ADEWALE O SMITH... thot most chicks no like am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i love kissing too, but he is not too crazy about it, as in, he kisses ok and regularly, but no be say kiss kiss kiss like dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ehn ehn?i no know o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i like am sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... most girls i have met, will always prefer d tonugue or my 3rd leg, than to use finger, but i don't use tongue again, i dey fear cancer of d mouth
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm not really freaked about d tongue thing
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dem dey beg make dem give me sef
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there's nothing so wonderful about it to me
ADEWALE O SMITH... true, but except i wash d girl myself, and all dat, i don't go down men, i no want wahala
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats how u guys r
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa, cancer of d mouth
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but if na blowjob now, na so una go dey beg, dey cry make dem give u
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, no b our fault now
ADEWALE O SMITH... but really i do it, if only me and d chick bathe 2geda, and I take style wash d place,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... else, na only finger and 3rd leg
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its cool
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... me i'm getting used to no fingering
ADEWALE O SMITH... but na ur right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... only miss it once in a while when i'm very horny
ADEWALE O SMITH... u should let him know
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... u do urself?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... don’t worry, when u get correct relationship u go know say nothing like right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... nope
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... never
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... he knows
ADEWALE O SMITH... na bad tin? y d never
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but u see d thing about it is when u ask 4 something like dat all d time and den d person eventually gives it, not because he wants to, but just to please u don’t enjoy it
ADEWALE O SMITH... not so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... so
ADEWALE O SMITH... i don't like d tongue tin personally, but i always want my woman satisfied
ADEWALE O SMITH... so i do it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yes i get u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... but if i v to tell u to do something 4 me and i know u don’t really want to do it, especially sexual issues, when u do it i will feel its gba je n sinmi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u get?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats how i am as a person sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, when i know my lady likes sum tin and i don't, i still do it, y? cos i believe in making sacrifices, if i do only what i like, then what’s d fun there?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i will do it 1 in 3 or 1 in 5, to make her special, dat way, she is ready to please me too
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know d power contained in satisfying a woman, so i go out of my way, if need be, it is only except i no like d chick, or na quickie, dat 1 na diff ball game
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i understand
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... and i try to do that too but i think he doesn’t like it cos he had a bad experience with it with one girl
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... sha, any oda way i'm satisfied
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats d koko
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... abi o
ADEWALE O SMITH... so what’s ur favourite position?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t know
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yea
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm sure its doggy
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, dats 2nd
ADEWALE O SMITH... flip mode
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats numba 1
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... what’s flip mode
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, dats d name me and my guys way back in sch coined4it
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how does it work?
ADEWALE O SMITH... its a very interesting position, allows for full penetration
ADEWALE O SMITH... no hold barred
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... explain d mode eeeeeeee!
ADEWALE O SMITH... haaa
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know how long it took me to perfect it
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u r not telling?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, ok, u b my person
ADEWALE O SMITH... lady with back on d floor or bed, raises her legs, with me in between, lol, i put d legs around my neck or on my shoulders, and lean close to her, kissing distance, my legs is on tip toe, like am doing press up, i go gently like 3 or 5 thrust, then slam dunk 1 or 2 twice, i wine it 2 or 3 times, then slam dunk, i control d tempo and d penetration
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u wan kill urself?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ga o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... all 4 dis sex thing?!
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... its easy, no b hard tin
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... if u say so
ADEWALE O SMITH... its just need control on d guy's part
ADEWALE O SMITH... he can get too excited, or start slamming too hard
ADEWALE O SMITH... he needs to know d movements,
ADEWALE O SMITH... shallow, shallow, deep, wine, wine, deep, u know
ADEWALE O SMITH... flip mode style
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... hmm o ga
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... its a real work of art
ADEWALE O SMITH... sex is an art
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my bf used to gist me about a slang he n his friends used to say
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 6 deeps, 1 shallow
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, in dis case u reverse it a little,
ADEWALE O SMITH... like 19 shallows, 1 deep, then 18 s 2d, then 17s 3d,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... and on and on till u get to 1s 19 d
ADEWALE O SMITH... then u start all over again
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go 20 deep, u come, so ctrl is key
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ga
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don die
ADEWALE O SMITH... no die o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... there was something i told wande but he didn’t believe me
ADEWALE O SMITH... what’s dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... let me see if u'll believe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm a virgin
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... and u like fingering?
ADEWALE O SMITH... where d finger dey enter?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min pls
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u don’t v to not b a virgin to be fingered
ADEWALE O SMITH... don't believe it jo
ADEWALE O SMITH... i had a girl dat told me she was a virgin, but i use to finger her, until , one day i thot to myself, what my finger can enter, so can my 3rd leg, and omoge, d tin enter o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i will tell u d same thing i told ur friend
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ur belief is ur relief
ADEWALE O SMITH... yes ma
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... meanwhile
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ti rin o (u don waka o)
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i need am now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no gist wey u never get girl use as example
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b my fault
ADEWALE O SMITH... i ve dis kind of gentle face, so they always think, am gentle and quiet and all dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... until u enter
ADEWALE O SMITH... dem 4get d first rule of engagement, never judge a guy by his face
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... den d wall of Jericho go collapse
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, no wall go collapse, just d chick screaming, help me lord, am comingggg
ADEWALE O SMITH... i love it when they shout my name, then i know am hitting d right spot
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i tire 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... so what am i coming to chop rice and chicken very plenty?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... as per?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur iyawoship now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... b4 d end of the year by God's grace
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... make u just dey pray 4 me
ADEWALE O SMITH... def
ADEWALE O SMITH... no shaking,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u sabi pray?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba
ADEWALE O SMITH... apart from kissing, yes
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... egbe
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... so how did u guys hook up, u and ur bf, who toasted who?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i v never toasted any guy b4b4
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 4 wetin na?
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b big deal
ADEWALE O SMITH... it might b subtle, u know,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... omo there's deal o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... well, if i see u v d intention i might give u a subtle nudging to make sure it drops from ur mouth
ADEWALE O SMITH... so u neva ever make move for any guy u liked, but maybe d guy shy or didn't notice u?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... dats what i'm saying
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i may do subtle things to make sure he notices me
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... den if i see he really likes me and doesn’t know how to come out i will give him small nudging
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, i thot u dey claim nun Theodora
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na u sabi
ADEWALE O SMITH... even nun dey soji
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... most guys r afraid to ask me out anyway
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
ADEWALE O SMITH... u intimidate dem?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i don’t know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... not really
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur shakara too much?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i'm very mouthy and i am too confident of myself
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i shakara too very much, there's no reason not to
ADEWALE O SMITH... enuff reason
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my favourite saying: soldier go, general come
ADEWALE O SMITH... good girl, u need am
ADEWALE O SMITH... but recruit dey better general sum times o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... sum general no fit "get am up again"
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no be dat type o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na general 4 everything i dey talk
ADEWALE O SMITH... just pulling ur legs
ADEWALE O SMITH... hope u no fall
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na ground i dey so
ADEWALE O SMITH... eeya pele, u break d ground? go get bricklayer o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i try but e no gree break
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, i wan bin debit ur acct sharp sharp
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u wey no get network?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na me go debit u
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... sorry ma
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... beg me well o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u no go chop lunch today?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... soon my dear
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ok o
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... nite don dey reach o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i dey find house maid o
ADEWALE O SMITH... wey go dey help me cook, amongst oda tins
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... cook n do what again?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... how much u go pay?
ADEWALE O SMITH... how much she go want?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i dey come, going for lunch
ADEWALE O SMITH... 5k per month? lol, na mutually beneficial association o
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI...
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o ti fashi mi
ADEWALE O SMITH... what?
ADEWALE O SMITH... me? lai lai, my only omoge for dis organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH... i thot u dey "come" for office
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... how far?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... just a min
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... luv mi
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... se o ti binu si mi? (hope u never vex for me?)
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4y
ADEWALE O SMITH... love conquers all, or na so dem talk am
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yeah rite
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... all na lie
ADEWALE O SMITH... but God na love,
ADEWALE O SMITH... so according to u, God na lie
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... egbe
ADEWALE O SMITH... what u still doing in d office?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u never finish?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... almost thru
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... had some issues with my system
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u don tire to dey talk to me abi?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i dey go very very soon
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... no worry
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba
ADEWALE O SMITH... what’s dat suppose to mean now? i love chatting with u
ADEWALE O SMITH... u b wake up chick
ADEWALE O SMITH... some chicks would ve been forming holy holy, but u dey down to earth
ADEWALE O SMITH... i trip 4u, infact, i gbadun u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... when una wan yab now
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na me go carry 1st
ADEWALE O SMITH... yab u? 4 wetin? i don't double talk
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real, i don meet people, but very few impress me, u know u ladies now, una sabi form well well,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... na so
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i hate people dat form
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i can’t form
ADEWALE O SMITH... but at least u seems different; maybe brandy dey inside ur tooth pastes sha
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i v tried but i fail
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... my friends always abuse me say make i dey try form small
ADEWALE O SMITH... u no need am
ADEWALE O SMITH... big girls don’t form
ADEWALE O SMITH... come, hw old are u sef?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... ehn ehn
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... yesterday na breasts size
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... today age
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... i wonder what 2moro holds?
ADEWALE O SMITH... we can go below d belt
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... o pa mi o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... 25
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI... u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 29
ADEWALE O SMITH... small girl
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... which date?
ADEWALE O SMITH... am may 10
ADEWALE O SMITH... g2g dear
ADEWALE O SMITH... will call u 2nite, stay tuned
ADEWALE O SMITH... dream of me o
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol



To be continued…….

Memoirs of a playa online volume 2

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Memoirs of a playa online volume 2



24.04.07
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi
ADAUGO O OBI... hello
ADEWALE O SMITH... do u know if there is a beauty contest in this organisation, and u are not
declared the winner, there will b riot.
ADAUGO O OBI... r u serious?
ADEWALE O SMITH...def, i don't joke on mondays
ADAUGO O OBI... ok\
ADAUGO O OBI... so this is a big joke
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay
ADEWALE O SMITH...for real
ADAUGO O OBI... cos guess wat?
ADEWALE O SMITH...yep?
ADAUGO O OBI... its thursday
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, its not a joke , maybe d riot part sha
ADEWALE O SMITH...but i will protest
ADAUGO O OBI... good for u
ADAUGO O OBI... and u will be shown the door on the ground floor
ADAUGO O OBI... wen u do dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...i will analysis d risk and manage it
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI... ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...but seriously, u are d most beautiful lady in this organisation,and beautiful people like u are rare and far between here. when i saw u , i thot i was in standard chartered bank
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... the funny thin is that i dont even knw who i am chattin with
ADAUGO O OBI... so if my head blows from this psyche i cant hold anyone
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't worry, its nt psyche, they are facts which i know u are aware of, cos u probably have like 1001 toasters and admirers per day dat say all dis and more,
ADAUGO O OBI... tell me about it
ADEWALE O SMITH...i kind of noticed ur smile, frm where am seated, and u've a lovely smile, can i have just 1 more
ADAUGO O OBI... and where r u sittin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH.. thanks for d smile
ADAUGO O OBI... k
ADEWALE O SMITH...hope i ain't disturbing u
ADEWALE O SMITH...just say d word, and i will flee
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... just wish i knew who i was talkin to though
ADEWALE O SMITH...i ain't a mystery man, its easy to know who i am
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH...so, what? who am i? ??
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH...good question, here is the answer
ADAUGO O OBI... /
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...an african man, of average height, slim, dark in complexion, and works in the same office with the most beautiful lady in this organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH...now u know me
ADAUGO O OBI... noooooooooooooooooooooooo
ADEWALE O SMITH...whats dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH...anyway, tell me, what does ur name mean?
ADAUGO O OBI... God's voice
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...no wonder
ADEWALE O SMITH...u are definitely a customised product of God, built to specification, with a perfectly sculptured face and heaven's factory fitted body structure
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... hey
ADAUGO O OBI... plsssssssssssssssss
ADEWALE O SMITH...not forgetting, ur lovely smile
ADAUGO O OBI... i beg u
ADEWALE O SMITH...beg me? for wetin?
ADAUGO O OBI... itsssssssssssssss ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, nice chattin with u, take care
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...so tell me, what are u?
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats on d inside
ADEWALE O SMITH...what are u like? i mean
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno
ADAUGO O OBI... wat do i look like?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well my teacher always told me not to judge a book by its cover,
ADEWALE O SMITH...and when i look at myself in d mirror, i know my teacher was right
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...so what are u like?
ADAUGO O OBI... i am like me
ADAUGO O OBI... i really cant answer that
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i dont knw wat i am like
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats hard to believe
ADEWALE O SMITH...cos nobody can know u like u
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know, attitude and behaviour wise
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...


25.04.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...gd morning MBG of the Department
ADEWALE O SMITH...mbg= most beautiful girl
ADAUGO O OBI... Goodmornin
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw ws ur nite?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... and urs
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...ws cold, and d nite ws too short
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...u looking smashing dis morning
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...u shd consider modelling as a part time job
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...4real, u shd
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH...on fridays i always say nothin but d truth so help me God
ADEWALE O SMITH...and u can take dat to d bank
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... thot it only on mondays
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...well change has to change
ADEWALE O SMITH...i make my laws ,and then i break and make dem again, as d circumstances changes
ADEWALE O SMITH...am still waiting to c ur 20 carat gold smile
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH…good nite mbg
ADEWALE O SMITH…have a lovely weekend
ADAUGO O OBI u too
ADEWALE O SMITH…dn't do what i wouldn't do o
ADAUGO O OBI did i see u 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH…probably
ADAUGO O OBI yes or no plsssssssssssssssssssssss
ADEWALE O SMITH…yes
ADAUGO O OBI… where?
ADEWALE O SMITH…i guess u were coming frm d ladies
ADAUGO O OBI ok
ADAUGO O OBI thot as much
ADAUGO O OBI i wasnt so sure
ADEWALE O SMITH u were told or u guessed?
ADAUGO O OBI i guessed
ADAUGO O OBI i saw u write ur name once in the attendance book
ADEWALE O SMITH hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH dat day i almost asked for ur autograph
ADEWALE O SMITH if u looked dis lovely in corporate wear, wonder what u will look
like in jeans
ADEWALE O SMITH traffic stopper, am sure
ADEWALE O SMITH nite nite
ADAUGO O OBI goodnite
ADAUGO O OBI tk care
ADAUGO O OBI nice weekend





28.04.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...morning mbg of Support services
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw ws ur weekend?
ADAUGO O OBI... hi
ADAUGO O OBI... good mornin
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw u doing 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u looking stunning as always
ADAUGO O OBI... i am ok
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks
ADAUGO O OBI... how was ur weekend
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...cool
ADEWALE O SMITH...ws too short though
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw ws ur own weekend?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... was short bt useful
ADAUGO O OBI... at least i went far with my jackin
ADEWALE O SMITH...jackin? u studying?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...professional exams or school?
ADAUGO O OBI... professional exams
ADEWALE O SMITH.. cool
ADEWALE O SMITH.. cibn? or ican?
ADAUGO O OBI... ican
ADEWALE O SMITH.. hmm, dats nice
ADEWALE O SMITH.. may is close by o
ADEWALE O SMITH...pe 1, i guess
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...wish u God's favour, cos u need it
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...u suppose dey call me bros sha o
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH...i b ur senior for ican
ADAUGO O OBI... r u thru?
ADAUGO O OBI... or PE 3?
ADEWALE O SMITH...am thru
ADAUGO O OBI... when
ADEWALE O SMITH...since 2006
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...and induction 2006
ADAUGO O OBI... wow
ADAUGO O OBI... good for u
ADAUGO O OBI... bros wale
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay, leave d bros out, just stick wit Wale or even Ade
ADAUGO O OBI... no i like the bros part
ADAUGO O OBI... besides u asked for it
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok now i have un-asked for it,
ADAUGO O OBI... seen
ADEWALE O SMITH...so which tution house do u attend for lectures? u did accting in school?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes i di
ADAUGO O OBI... *did*
ADAUGO O OBI... and i dont attend any
ADEWALE O SMITH...u b effico o, no lectures, u are too much, now i know u be B and B
ADEWALE O SMITH...beauty and brains
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r not serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...life is too short to b serious
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont hv time to attend lectures
ADEWALE O SMITH...what do u do wit ur time?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u married?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... with 3 kids
ADEWALE O SMITH...coool
ADEWALE O SMITH...tell ur hubby he is a very lucky man
ADAUGO O OBI... i will
ADAUGO O OBI... wen i see him
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i prefer readin alone
ADAUGO O OBI... and askin questions later
ADAUGO O OBI... though lectures give an added advantage
ADEWALE O SMITH...definitely, they do
ADAUGO O OBI... but rite nw its not convenient for me to attend them
ADAUGO O OBI... i am still very young
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont want to age fast
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...u club on weekends?
ADAUGO O OBI... cant remember the last time i did that
ADAUGO O OBI... and neva in lag
ADEWALE O SMITH...where u frm?
ADAUGO O OBI... Abia Stat
ADAUGO O OBI... *State*
ADAUGO O OBI... Oluchi's state
ADEWALE O SMITH...god's own state
ADEWALE O SMITH...cool
ADEWALE O SMITH...na so so fine fine girl dey d state sef
ADEWALE O SMITH...i shd have served there, may be i go don get wife
ADAUGO O OBI... abi
ADAUGO O OBI... but its too late nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...i fit apply again for nysc?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... feel free
ADAUGO O OBI... good luck
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...brb, goin for breakfast
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...are u really married, or u just pullin my leg, i didn't c any ring on ur fingers
ADEWALE O SMITH...and i know for a fact u dn't ve 3 kids
ADAUGO O OBI... u believed dat
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...nope
ADAUGO O OBI... and how r u so sure i dont hv 3 kids
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, same way i got ur name
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... i am a second wife
ADAUGO O OBI... and i hv 2 kids
ADEWALE O SMITH...will make for a nice super stort episode
ADAUGO O OBI... i am my dad's second wife and my 2 brothers r my kids
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...cool
ADAUGO O OBI... y r u laffin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?\
ADAUGO O OBI... its true nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know, its just d way u presented
ADEWALE O SMITH...u d only girl?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...u must have enjoyed then, enuff petting and stuff
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... and doin all the housework alone
ADAUGO O OBI... and hvin to tk care of two naughty kids
ADEWALE O SMITH...true, but most only girls are usually spoilt, no yab, just general observation
ADAUGO O OBI... well i m not
ADAUGO O OBI... and thats a miracle bros wale
ADEWALE O SMITH...halleluyah
ADEWALE O SMITH...God is gooooooooooooooood
ADAUGO O OBI... all the time
ADEWALE O SMITH...u mentioned ur dad and brodas, ur mum nko?
ADAUGO O OBI... she is the first wife
ADAUGO O OBI... and my sister and bestfriend
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats nice
ADEWALE O SMITH...what brought u to lagos? or u came in search of d proverbial greener pastures
ADAUGO O OBI... wattttttttttttttt
ADAUGO O OBI... i was born, bread and buttered here
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH...my bad
ADAUGO O OBI... no its ok
ADAUGO O OBI... just cant tink of livin elsewhere
ADAUGO O OBI... onitsha is cool though
ADAUGO O OBI... but very few opportunities
ADEWALE O SMITH...k, when u said u neva clubbed in lag except in sch, i thot, u were born and grew up there. conitsha dats where u served. ws there once, i loved d people, stayed just 4 one weekend sha
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... i neva clubbed on skool
ADAUGO O OBI... bt during service, yes
ADEWALE O SMITH...u must b a certified effico, triangular student,hostel, class, lib back to hostel, but i find dat hard to believe
ADAUGO O OBI... i skooled in Delsu
ADEWALE O SMITH...abia?
ADEWALE O SMITH...rite?
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know, u said so
ADAUGO O OBI... the only we caught fun was drinkin and shootin gun
ADAUGO O OBI... the closest club then was in owerri
ADAUGO O OBI... wen u tink of all the stress u will go thru to club
ADAUGO O OBI... clubbin will be the last tin on ur mind
ADEWALE O SMITH...drinkin and shootin gun? hmmmm, u b cult girl?which one black bra or jezebel angels, i dey fear u now o
ADAUGO O OBI... i am nt a cultist
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know, just jokin
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i hv a lot of friends who r cultists
ADAUGO O OBI... cos of the nature of the skool
ADAUGO O OBI... dats about the only way they hv fun
ADEWALE O SMITH...but u drink sha?
ADAUGO O OBI... used to
ADEWALE O SMITH...strong babe
ADAUGO O OBI... wen i got to onitsha i noticed i cudnt take up to a bottle without gettin tipsy
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno wat happened
ADAUGO O OBI... guess i stayed too long without drinkin
ADAUGO O OBI... so nw i hardly ever drink
ADAUGO O OBI... 'cept i am hangin out and its really necessary to
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, cool , at least u no dey form say u b saint
ADEWALE O SMITH...u natural,i like dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...i shack too sha, but only socially,in clubs, parties,hangin out with my guys, but i no sabi shack alone
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...as at last count dats like maybe 2pm, hw many admirers have u had 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH...u there?
ADEWALE O SMITH...or u busy?
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH...u there?\
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up?
ADEWALE O SMITH...d ceiling, d a.c.
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...and sum oda tins
ADAUGO O OBI... like?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...i forgot d name just now
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw would u descibe thyself, quiet, outspoken, stubborn, wicked, good girl
ADAUGO O OBI... how wud u describe me?
ADEWALE O SMITH...beautiful, sexy, cool, dazzling smile, lovable, huggable, kissable, holdable, marriable...................
ADAUGO O OBI... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ADAUGO O OBI... one person
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...yes now
ADEWALE O SMITH...abi u get twins?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, oya descibe ur self then
ADAUGO O OBI... quiet to an extent
ADAUGO O OBI... used to be very shy
ADAUGO O OBI... dont knw if i still am
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, u do look quiet, but.............
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADAUGO O OBI... i can be very noisy esp if i am around people i am used to
ADAUGO O OBI... most of my friends refer to me as a clown
ADAUGO O OBI... my brothers inclusive
ADAUGO O OBI... i love music to a stupid fault
ADAUGO O OBI... music is my life
ADAUGO O OBI... i love dancin, singin, writin songs
ADAUGO O OBI... i daydream a lot
ADAUGO O OBI... wat else?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm, i thot as much
ADEWALE O SMITH...u dance? cool
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont talk to people i am nt used to
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats y am chattin u and not coming over to talk to u
ADAUGO O OBI... i am always refered to as a snob
ADAUGO O OBI... bt those who knw me well knw i am not
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, d truth b told, i assumed u would b a snob
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats y i chose to use d chat
ADEWALE O SMITH...dat y d "iso" no go dey too visible
ADEWALE O SMITH...dat way d "iso" no go dey too visible, i mean
ADEWALE O SMITH...u do rap or r n b? u probably like people like alicia, neyo, rihanna and co
ADEWALE O SMITH...abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH...and hope it not cultural dance u sabi dance
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...anyway, people always think am quiet and gentle, but am d total opposite of dat esp when in my natural habitat
ADEWALE O SMITH...i love dancing, writing, and reading, but my best hobby is kissing
ADEWALE O SMITH...hope u know d differnce btw hobby and habits sha o
ADAUGO O OBI... yes i do
ADAUGO O OBI... wat do u write?
ADEWALE O SMITH...peoms, articles, and i tend more 2wards romance and comedy
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... brb
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... i need to use the gents
ADEWALE O SMITH...ladie
ADEWALE O SMITH...ladies u mean
ADAUGO O OBI... gents
ADEWALE O SMITH...no enter gents o
ADEWALE O SMITH...haa
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH...gents= men, ladies= women
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw long u been in the organisation?
ADAUGO O OBI... gents=men and women
ADEWALE O SMITH...u sure? well, na chinese man teach me english
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry for u
ADEWALE O SMITH...tank u my c-star
ADAUGO O OBI... o serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...life is too short to b serious
ADAUGO O OBI... yea i heard dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...and its d fact
ADEWALE O SMITH...and its d fact
ADEWALE O SMITH...g2g, have to go cook me dinner, else i go sleep empty stomach
ADAUGO O OBI... really
ADEWALE O SMITH...yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...so take care of urself 4me, oops i mean , him.
ADEWALE O SMITH...gd nite, sleep tight
ADAUGO O OBI... u too
ADAUGO O OBI... take care
ADAUGO O OBI... goodnite
ADAUGO O OBI... sleeptite
ADEWALE O SMITH...i will, i might even dream of u sef
ADAUGO O OBI... se
ADAUGO O OBI... dat kin tin
ADAUGO O OBI... hvent seen u much
ADAUGO O OBI... so i dont knw if i will
ADEWALE O SMITH...no worry, i will dream for two
ADAUGO O OBI... good
ADAUGO O OBI... u r smart
ADEWALE O SMITH...then i will download it to ur url adddress, then u go update ur websute
ADEWALE O SMITH...and connect it 2d web
ADAUGO O OBI... u 2 mush
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...mention it
ADEWALE O SMITH...bye
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... bye





29.04.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...gd morning sexiest woman alive,........ hmmmmm,debatable shey? ok,lets stick with, sexiest woman in this Organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw u doing?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw ws ur nite?
ADEWALE O SMITH...i dreamt of u o
ADAUGO O OBI... still debatable
ADAUGO O OBI... Goodmornin
ADAUGO O OBI... i am ok
ADAUGO O OBI... my nite was useful
ADAUGO O OBI... how r u?
ADEWALE O SMITH...useful?
ADEWALE O SMITH...extra mural activities?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...am good, am a-okay, just a little cold sha
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... no i was jackin]
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, but d word jacking sef, .......well, i safely assume it is d reading aspect of jacking u mean
ADAUGO O OBI... yes o
ADAUGO O OBI... jackin
ADAUGO O OBI... not jaCKin
ADEWALE O SMITH...pray tell whats d diff?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know i no too sabi english, na chinese teach me english
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw nw
ADAUGO O OBI... wetin u wan hear
ADEWALE O SMITH...i no know o
ADEWALE O SMITH...teach me , oops sorri, explain
ADAUGO O OBI... jackin - book
ADAUGO O OBI... jaCKin - u knw nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...jaCKin - u knw nw...........is dat what it is called now? ok, so if i tell d chick, u know now, she go undertsand ,abi?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...thanks for updating my website
ADEWALE O SMITH...maybe i could use ur services as a web designer
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADAUGO O OBI... watz up?
ADAUGO O OBI... i knw
ADAUGO O OBI... the ceilin
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...and one oda tin too
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw long u been in this Organisation ?
ADAUGO O OBI... since august
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...last yr,rite
ADEWALE O SMITH...?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw u findin this Organisation ?....but u lucky
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH...not to have started in d branch, esp d one am from, u for no like this Organisation at all
ADAUGO O OBI... which one is dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH...sum where in lagos
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... i had the option of bein in the branch
ADAUGO O OBI... i wanted onitsha
ADAUGO O OBI... and i got it
ADAUGO O OBI... bt cos i served there as in this Organisation cali
ADAUGO O OBI... i dint want to make a decision i wud regret
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...but sha h/o na enjoyment, branch na work and labor
ADAUGO O OBI... i was avoidin the branch cos i knew i wud definitely be put in mktin
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't b too sure, cash ws d in tin
ADEWALE O SMITH...marketing sef na enjoyment
ADAUGO O OBI... but i love the branch anyway
ADAUGO O OBI... its more fun dan here
ADAUGO O OBI... just dat one can die there and neva move out if care is nt taken
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...bull eye
ADEWALE O SMITH...bull's eye
ADEWALE O SMITH...but its nt as if branch is more fun, but u get to meet people more, esp in csu or cash, but i hate cash with a passion, csu ws cool though
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw u findin this Organisation ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...cool?
ADAUGO O OBI... its ok
ADAUGO O OBI... and i love my job
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv learnt a lot of things
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm, i wish i ws ur job
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u cud be
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...invitation to treat or offer?
ADEWALE O SMITH...lead me not to temptation, i can find it myself
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... goodluck\
ADEWALE O SMITH...goodluck? na so d terrain difficult reach
ADAUGO O OBI... to be forewarned is to be forearmed
ADEWALE O SMITH...haa
ADAUGO O OBI... hoo
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok o, mo ti gentle
ADEWALE O SMITH...mbg
ADEWALE O SMITH...fine chick
ADEWALE O SMITH...sexiest woman in this Organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH...angelic c-star
ADEWALE O SMITH...agbani sister
ADEWALE O SMITH...naomi campbell figure chick
ADEWALE O SMITH...beyonce's ...... babe
ADEWALE O SMITH...j-lo's .............chick
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... wats all dat?
ADAUGO O OBI... r u yabbin me
ADEWALE O SMITH...nope
ADEWALE O SMITH...describing u
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know u cn't mirror urself, it takes other people to mirror u
ADEWALE O SMITH...and i don give myself d position of ur daily mirror
ADAUGO O OBI... ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...though have nt seen u 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...what u wearing?
ADAUGO O OBI... brb
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... i knw
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...innocent answer= d ceiling
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...can i intrude into ur private life?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... slowly though
ADEWALE O SMITH...i can be VERY NAUGHTY O, but i love taking it slowwwwwwwly
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lets hope so
ADAUGO O OBI... so intruder
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw old are u ?
ADAUGO O OBI... guess
ADEWALE O SMITH...sweet 16
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... be serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know now, life is too short to b serious,.....anyway
ADEWALE O SMITH...more like btw 22 and 25
ADAUGO O OBI... i need one ans
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, lets say 24
ADAUGO O OBI... one guess
ADAUGO O OBI... nah
ADAUGO O OBI... do i look dat old?
ADAUGO O OBI... damn
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay
ADEWALE O SMITH...just tryin to use hw many yrs u would have spent in sch
ADEWALE O SMITH...due to strikes and all sorts
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADAUGO O OBI... well i am
ADEWALE O SMITH...24?
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADEWALE O SMITH...he do
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADEWALE O SMITH...u 4 talk i do instead
ADEWALE O SMITH...i do, u know now
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw now
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...well u see, i too much, oya where my prize
ADAUGO O OBI... i am 22
ADEWALE O SMITH...oh
ADAUGO O OBI... oh
ADAUGO O OBI... well yes i am 22
ADAUGO O OBI... 22
ADEWALE O SMITH...em, em
ADAUGO O OBI... 22
ADAUGO O OBI... 22
ADAUGO O OBI... 22
ADEWALE O SMITH...same ni
ADAUGO O OBI... 22
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH...22 , 24.......marginal error of plus 2
ADEWALE O SMITH...same ni
ADAUGO O OBI... 2 whole yrs
ADAUGO O OBI... dats no marginal error
ADAUGO O OBI... dats BAD error
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, my bad
ADEWALE O SMITH...22, coool
ADEWALE O SMITH...confirms dat u were an effico in school
ADEWALE O SMITH...so u hooked? as in boyfriend
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...tell me about him
ADAUGO O OBI... wat do u want to knw?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm,
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, lets come back to him later, lets start with u
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up with me?
ADEWALE O SMITH...whats d craziest tin u ve ever done?
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont do crazy tins
ADAUGO O OBI... though i wish i hd liver to
ADAUGO O OBI... somehow i always seem to tink of the outcome and then i neva go ahead
ADEWALE O SMITH...serious? for me, one rule works, just do it
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADAUGO O OBI... its fun livin like dat
ADAUGO O OBI... bt it cud be expensive
ADEWALE O SMITH...got me into more wahala than i can count
ADEWALE O SMITH...but i loved it
ADAUGO O OBI... i always hv people wantin to knw wats up in my life
ADAUGO O OBI... the fuck ups and successes
ADAUGO O OBI... so i always tend to be careful
ADAUGO O OBI... try as i may i really care about wat people tink about me
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, i cn't blame u for being careful
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i am always misinterpreted
ADAUGO O OBI... or misunderstood
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats life
ADEWALE O SMITH...but d truth is. its not what u say, its how u say it
ADEWALE O SMITH...its not what u do, its how u do it
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, back to u,
ADEWALE O SMITH...who toasted who, u or ur bf?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... my bf of course
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw did u guys hook up?
ADAUGO O OBI... i met him b4 i got into skool
ADAUGO O OBI... in my ATS/ICAN lesson
ADEWALE O SMITH...cradle snatcher
ADAUGO O OBI... on a bad note
ADAUGO O OBI... cos we hated ourselves
ADEWALE O SMITH...y
ADAUGO O OBI... ok i disliked him
ADAUGO O OBI... bt he claims he liked me then and he was coverin up
ADAUGO O OBI... notin
ADAUGO O OBI... he was in skool\
ADAUGO O OBI... i wasnt
ADAUGO O OBI... in unilag
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... and u knw all dem unilag students act like trash
ADAUGO O OBI... he was always feelin cool with himself
ADAUGO O OBI... worse off, he was very brainy
ADAUGO O OBI... so wen he came he took all the shine away from me
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... all the lecturers and students shifted focus
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...beef, but actually u love to hate him, but meanwhile u were trippin
ADAUGO O OBI... no i wasnt
ADAUGO O OBI... ok maybe a lil
ADEWALE O SMITH...confession tyme
ADEWALE O SMITH...talk to papa
ADEWALE O SMITH...u played hard to get for him?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know, initial gra gra
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... we neva got to bein friends
ADAUGO O OBI... i got admission and left lag
ADAUGO O OBI... and forgot about him
ADAUGO O OBI... we met twice though
ADAUGO O OBI... somehow at a friends party
ADAUGO O OBI... but it was hi hi
ADEWALE O SMITH...mills and boons
ADAUGO O OBI... funny enough one day i came bac from skool and my elder bros was goin on and on
ADAUGO O OBI... how he has bin askin of me
ADAUGO O OBI... how he says he likes me
ADAUGO O OBI... always did
ADAUGO O OBI... and i was like trash
ADAUGO O OBI... stories that touch
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm, i love his moves, he go thru ur brother, dat way, network no fit fail lai lai
ADAUGO O OBI... brb
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... stay tuned
ADEWALE O SMITH...i will nt touch d dial
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up?
ADEWALE O SMITH...sweetest chick
ADEWALE O SMITH...my hand is up
ADAUGO O OBI... for?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u now, i dey vote for u
ADEWALE O SMITH...no one but u
ADEWALE O SMITH...no one b like u
ADAUGO O OBI... u r not serious
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i knw
ADAUGO O OBI... life is too short to be
ADEWALE O SMITH...clap for thyself
ADEWALE O SMITH...i go dash u one kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...for free, no, no, dn't thank me
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...oya miss d.j. jammin my musick
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw did ur man finally warm his way into thy heart, my fair lady
ADAUGO O OBI... well after my service
ADAUGO O OBI... i dint hv a job
ADAUGO O OBI... he was workin
ADAUGO O OBI... and i was applyin everywhere
ADAUGO O OBI... so i heard he was wrkin in ETB
ADAUGO O OBI... HO
ADEWALE O SMITH...big boy
ADAUGO O OBI... so i got his no somehow from a friend
ADAUGO O OBI... i must say here that i hd absolutely no feelins for him at this time
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...emotional blackmail
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, d end justify d means
ADAUGO O OBI... well i called him
ADAUGO O OBI... and immediately i said oluchi, he said thank God
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... he said it like he knew i was goin to call
ADAUGO O OBI... bt he swears he dint
ADAUGO O OBI... so i told him wats up
ADAUGO O OBI... dat i wanted to drop my CV with him
ADAUGO O OBI... so we hooked up the next day
ADAUGO O OBI... and all thru wen i was talkin about lookin 4 a job he was just starin
ADAUGO O OBI... sayin notin
ADAUGO O OBI... so wen i felt i hd said enough i stopped
ADAUGO O OBI... well funny enuf i dint drop my CV again
ADEWALE O SMITH...y
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno
ADAUGO O OBI... i just left
ADEWALE O SMITH...u were swepped off ur feet
ADAUGO O OBI... noooooooooooooooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... far from dat
ADAUGO O OBI... he wasnt actin like he wanted to help me wit it
ADAUGO O OBI... but i dint have any plans of seein him again after dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, if i ws in his shoes i would have been starin at ur lips
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... well he started callin and textin after dat
ADAUGO O OBI... lets take a commercial break
ADAUGO O OBI... we will be rite back
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... we hd to hear from our sponsors, this Organisation
ADAUGO O OBI... so where were we?
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...u were about kissing him
ADEWALE O SMITH...oops, sori
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH...calls and texts
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...and u talk say u no play hard to get?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... i still wasnt down
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... believe me i wasnt even tinkin bout it
ADAUGO O OBI... till i got invited to write a test in GTB
ADEWALE O SMITH...which is where we have angels like u
ADAUGO O OBI... i told him wen he called then and he said sometin to me
ADAUGO O OBI... sometin that explained y he had bin lookin for me and y he wud do anytin to make me his
ADAUGO O OBI... but sorry thats censored
ADEWALE O SMITH...haba
ADEWALE O SMITH...wetin now?
ADEWALE O SMITH...oya i go buy u lunch
ADAUGO O OBI... so well i went to the write the test
ADAUGO O OBI... nooooooooooooooooooooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... and he called again that mornin
ADAUGO O OBI... pls note that at this time he was not the only applicant
ADEWALE O SMITH...even as at now, d boat neva enter harbour
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know
ADAUGO O OBI... so well after the test we hd lunch
ADAUGO O OBI... and the rest is history
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...makes me wanna cry
ADAUGO O OBI... anyway he has so much faith in me
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats non negotiable, he has to
ADAUGO O OBI... and he tinks very highly of me
ADEWALE O SMITH...who wouldn't?
ADAUGO O OBI... and so many other lil tins that made him win
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...so romantic
ADEWALE O SMITH...i go love ooo
ADAUGO O OBI... do u want to knw his name
ADEWALE O SMITH...def
ADAUGO O OBI... Niyi
ADEWALE O SMITH...yoruba
ADEWALE O SMITH...?
ADAUGO O OBI... Omoniyi Hassan
ADAUGO O OBI... i was xpectin that
ADAUGO O OBI... yes he is
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, well well
ADEWALE O SMITH...interesting
ADEWALE O SMITH...do u mind if i probe further, if i get to intense, just type "no comment"
ADEWALE O SMITH...huh?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, my favourite
ADEWALE O SMITH...da first kiss
ADAUGO O OBI... wen i got the job in GTB
ADAUGO O OBI... i was in trainin skool
ADEWALE O SMITH...u got d job in GTB?
ADEWALE O SMITH...wetin u come find come here?
ADAUGO O OBI... i hd my interview and got the job on the same day
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... he was so impressed
ADAUGO O OBI... he came to see me in trainin skool
ADAUGO O OBI... second kiss was wen i rejected the offer
ADAUGO O OBI... it was so hard for me then and he refused to help me make a decision
ADAUGO O OBI... but wen i made my decision, he cudnt believe i did dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...excuse, hey miss, u....... ,.... em, em, skipped details, hw, when,
ADEWALE O SMITH...u bite him mistakenly, or
ADAUGO O OBI... dont worry
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... it wasnt romantic or wat
ADAUGO O OBI... i love kissin
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... wanted to say i finally found someone with same hobby as me yday
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i thot against it
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, well
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i do love kissin
ADAUGO O OBI... so well
ADAUGO O OBI... it just happened
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, now its me , d tin has gotten intense for
ADEWALE O SMITH...no comment
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u wanted to hear, so?
ADAUGO O OBI... we hv bin talkin bout me since o
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... ur turn will soon reach
ADEWALE O SMITH...no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH...but ladies first
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...u want me to turn up d heat?
ADAUGO O OBI... a lil
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i m sure i wnt ans the next ques
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...sex?
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay too early
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...maybe in 30 minutes time
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, what u wearin 2day
ADAUGO O OBI... a navy blue skirt suit
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm, splendid
ADAUGO O OBI... with a sky blue camisole
ADEWALE O SMITH...and..............
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...so who taught u hw to kiss?
ADAUGO O OBI... my imagination
ADAUGO O OBI... i told u i daydream a lot
ADEWALE O SMITH...same here
ADAUGO O OBI... so wen i did it, i guess it just flowed
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...so which is ur favourite, french kiss, spanish, break ya neck, in too deep kiss, recoil, nigeria rush rush kiss?
ADAUGO O OBI... wats in too deep?
ADAUGO O OBI... and break ur neck
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADAUGO O OBI... i like nigeria rush rush kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...rush rush?
ADEWALE O SMITH...haba
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... just foolin arnd
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...in too deep= when d tongue tries to probe as deep as possibe
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH...witout chokin o
ADAUGO O OBI... noooooooooooooooooo
ADEWALE O SMITH...huh?
ADEWALE O SMITH...no, what?
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont do dat
ADAUGO O OBI... next
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...recoil= is when d tonuge kinda of like wrap round each oda
ADAUGO O OBI... next pls
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...next kiss? or next topic?
ADAUGO O OBI... next kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...we neva do d 1st one now
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...break ya neck= is like kissin frm d side, u know, d tonuge bouncing off d walls of ur mouth
ADAUGO O OBI... i do dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...ticklisk kinda of
ADEWALE O SMITH...spanish and french, no clear distinction
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...but french is more slow and erotic
ADAUGO O OBI... i love the french
ADEWALE O SMITH...tonuges goes everyw here go able
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i did kill for the not to deep kiss
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw like u r tryin to make up ur mind
ADEWALE O SMITH...yep
ADAUGO O OBI... and u r not to sure
ADAUGO O OBI... u kiss, linger, fool arnd, kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats d one i tagged " killin me softly"
ADAUGO O OBI... i love dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...but really,
ADEWALE O SMITH...do u love ur man?
ADEWALE O SMITH...none of me business, am just curious sha
ADAUGO O OBI... yes i do
ADAUGO O OBI... well maybe i wont use the word love
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i respect him a lot
ADAUGO O OBI... and let me just say i am so into him
ADAUGO O OBI... love is too strong a word
ADEWALE O SMITH...u want to hear my own candid assessment?
ADAUGO O OBI... wat?
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok
ADAUGO O OBI... which epistle r u typin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...seems its more of d feelin of "like" nt "love", more like, u are hopin it would click in ur heart, u know maybe d sparks is there, but there are no flames, and dep inside, u are waiting for d flame bearer
ADEWALE O SMITH...i maybe wrong o
ADAUGO O OBI... well its deeper than like
ADAUGO O OBI... bt its not love
ADAUGO O OBI... actually i see him as someone i can spend my life with
ADAUGO O OBI... which is cool
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, when d desirable is not attainable, d attainable becomes d desirable
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i really dont wanna marry someone i am head over heels in love with
ADAUGO O OBI... to me respect is key
ADAUGO O OBI... if u knw me well u will understand
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont appreciate people tellin me wat to do
ADEWALE O SMITH...respect, not love?
ADAUGO O OBI... and wat not to
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats a new one
ADAUGO O OBI... bt with him i always do wat he wants
ADAUGO O OBI... at least as long as it makes sense
ADAUGO O OBI... and i avoid wat he doesnt
ADAUGO O OBI... and so far i hv not committed since i hv bin in this relationship
ADAUGO O OBI... now dont get me wrong o
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... commit not as in sex, bt in hvin absurd thots about anoda
ADAUGO O OBI... as in like kissin thots
ADAUGO O OBI... which always leads to it
ADEWALE O SMITH...kissin to sex, well , maybe, but i prefer fore play, 5 play , 7 play to sex. but for guys sex is d only way to ease sexual tension
ADAUGO O OBI... lil secret
ADAUGO O OBI... i hate sex
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...y
ADAUGO O OBI... i love the whole foreplay and everytin
ADAUGO O OBI... bt wen once it comes to dat
ADAUGO O OBI... damn!
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... y i hate it is sometin i cant phantom out till date
ADAUGO O OBI... maybe i waited too long
ADEWALE O SMITH...maybe ur first time
ADAUGO O OBI... maybe i expected too much
ADEWALE O SMITH...was not "it"
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont knw
ADAUGO O OBI... but i hate it
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw long did u wait?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wow
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... till my service yr
ADAUGO O OBI... last yr
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmmm, dats long
ADEWALE O SMITH...no guy good enuff for u in school?
ADAUGO O OBI... i just wasnt down for it then
ADAUGO O OBI... i hated it then anyway
ADAUGO O OBI... cos most guys were usin it to run girls down
ADAUGO O OBI... i straffed her
ADAUGO O OBI... she did this
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... she is a dog
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... bla bla bla
ADAUGO O OBI... and it was so annoyin
ADAUGO O OBI... i no be saint o
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i hv a conscience
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADAUGO O OBI... strong one at dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe, but then, maybe its ur mindset, i view sex as love making, sumtin u do all day , no rush, no hassles
ADEWALE O SMITH... just slow and steady
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... i just dont knw wat all the fuss about it is
ADEWALE O SMITH... i always told a chick like dat, i dn't fuck, i make love
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... good 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge,
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... i thot u wanted to steer clear of sex
ADEWALE O SMITH... as a topic
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADEWALE O SMITH... anyway
ADEWALE O SMITH... i guess u dn't have any favourite sexual position
ADAUGO O OBI... no comment
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH... am in trouble
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i neva chop lunch
ADAUGO O OBI... wat happened?
ADAUGO O OBI... o
ADAUGO O OBI... i hvent either
ADEWALE O SMITH... u b girl
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no like cookin
ADEWALE O SMITH... now i have to cook when i get home
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... good 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... not good
ADEWALE O SMITH... champion league is 2day
ADEWALE O SMITH... i cn't b runnin frm ktichen to parlour
ADAUGO O OBI... ahhhhhhhhhhh
ADEWALE O SMITH... and by now na scraps dem go dey sell
ADAUGO O OBI... u can visit a fast food outlet on ur way home
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, too broke for dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... and even, y stock my hse when i go dey patronise food outlets
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry o
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... u will choose one 2day
ADEWALE O SMITH... shit happens
ADAUGO O OBI... i am off
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... tk care
ADAUGO O OBI... be good
ADEWALE O SMITH... so early?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH... dream of me o
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv to sleep
ADAUGO O OBI... so i can read this nite
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... still feelin sleepy from yday
ADEWALE O SMITH... b good to urself
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADAUGO O OBI... u too
ADAUGO O OBI... tk care



30.04.07
ADEWALE O SMITH... most lovable, huggable, KISSABLE,holdable and desirable babe in this Organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH... gd morning
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw ws ur nite?
ADAUGO O OBI... hi
ADEWALE O SMITH... hello
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry
ADAUGO O OBI... i was not on my seat
ADAUGO O OBI... my nite was ok
ADAUGO O OBI... how was urs
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADAUGO O OBI... i dint sleep anyway
ADAUGO O OBI... so now i hv a headache
ADEWALE O SMITH... eeya, pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... try dodge comot go sleep small
ADAUGO O OBI... for where nw?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, dis trade secret o,
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... d gents
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i knw dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... not d conventional style and way of sitting on it o
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u clean d bed aka toilet seat and d small water tank very well
ADAUGO O OBI... and?
ADEWALE O SMITH... then u sit facing d water tank, u can then rest ur head on d water tank
ADEWALE O SMITH... and carry go
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... o serious
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... dis time i am
ADEWALE O SMITH... very effective
ADEWALE O SMITH... not necessarily comfortable sha
ADAUGO O OBI... OYO
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well,ok, ok, ok, .... dn't thank me, u making me blush
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADAUGO O OBI... r u a barca fan
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... soooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrry
ADEWALE O SMITH... i almost cried
ADAUGO O OBI... y dint u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur thot came into my head,
ADEWALE O SMITH... and i smiled
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r naughty
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... u are lookin fan-ta-bu-lous 2day o, if na niger delta we dey, i for don kidnap u tay tay
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no need ransom sef
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... how do u knw?
ADAUGO O OBI... wen did u see me?
ADAUGO O OBI... anyway zanks
ADEWALE O SMITH... mention it
ADEWALE O SMITH... breakfast tyme dearie,
ADEWALE O SMITH... hook up later
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... eat tite
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... did u say eat tite, or eat tits, i no bring my glasses, so i no sure which is which
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH... no now, i just dey ask to b sure, cos i asked dem at d food joint for tits, and d girl said it ws not on sale
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u don kolo
ADAUGO O OBI... finally
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b u talk am
ADAUGO O OBI... so wats up
ADAUGO O OBI... guess wat we r discussin today
ADEWALE O SMITH... am scared
ADAUGO O OBI... wrong ans
ADAUGO O OBI... second chance
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm, u?
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... u silly
ADAUGO O OBI... we r discussin u
ADEWALE O SMITH... me ke?
ADAUGO O OBI... isnt dat great
ADEWALE O SMITH... wetin i do, am innocent o
ADAUGO O OBI... a round of applause 4 urself
ADEWALE O SMITH... am clappin
ADAUGO O OBI... u hv finally forgotten ur name
ADEWALE O SMITH... prince charmin, last time i checked
ADAUGO O OBI... do u hv '' i '' as ur initial
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope o
ADEWALE O SMITH... "o"
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADAUGO O OBI... u said u r innocent
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... since wen?
ADEWALE O SMITH... since i ws born,
ADAUGO O OBI... do u watch horror movies
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... but nt my favourite
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw d spot where vampires bite humans
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADAUGO O OBI... ?\
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... u like da spot rite?
ADAUGO O OBI... a mosquito just bit me dere
ADAUGO O OBI... its all swollen
ADAUGO O OBI... am i safe?
ADEWALE O SMITH... eeya
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... come let me help u rub it with my lips
ADAUGO O OBI... come here
ADEWALE O SMITH... haaa
ADAUGO O OBI... and do it
ADEWALE O SMITH... haaa
ADEWALE O SMITH... mo ti gentle,
ADEWALE O SMITH... but no yawa if na mosquito, u alrite
ADAUGO O OBI... k
ADAUGO O OBI... so wats up
ADAUGO O OBI... tell me bout u
ADEWALE O SMITH... u will need to ask specifics
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... em
ADAUGO O OBI... wat skool did u go to
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... best school in naija
ADEWALE O SMITH... lasu for show
ADAUGO O OBI... hw long hv u bin in lag?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... born, bred, grew up, schooled, working,will make money ,get rich, fall inlove, get married, have children, grow old and wealthy, then will die and be buried in lagos
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... cool
ADAUGO O OBI... wats ur family like?
ADEWALE O SMITH... close, loving, and fun
ADEWALE O SMITH... am da only guy though
ADEWALE O SMITH... lost my dad 10 yrs back in August
ADAUGO O OBI... oh
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry bout that
ADAUGO O OBI... only guy huh
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... da crowned prince
ADAUGO O OBI... r u a mummy's boy
ADEWALE O SMITH... lai lai
ADEWALE O SMITH... i ws d most flogged ass in da hse
ADAUGO O OBI... see u
ADAUGO O OBI... and u had the mouth to call me spoilt
ADEWALE O SMITH... i ws extremely naughty and troublesome
ADAUGO O OBI... i can imagine
ADEWALE O SMITH... am spoilt, nay,i ws marginalised
ADAUGO O OBI... u still r
ADAUGO O OBI... marginalised as in ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... only guy, so minority fraction
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... but its all good, i love dem all
ADAUGO O OBI... i was almost marginalised too
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i followed the slogan:if u cant beat dem, join dem
ADEWALE O SMITH... tom boy
ADAUGO O OBI... so i became a tomboy
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know i would love to see u in jeans
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go b traffic stopper o
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH... am sure
ADEWALE O SMITH... even in skirt suit, u dey daze , hw much more in casuals
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go wound person
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADAUGO O OBI... so bac to u
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI... how many sisters do u hv?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 1 in front, 3 at d back, 1plus 3= 4
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi?
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... na 5
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, my bad
ADEWALE O SMITH... 6 then , u know, plus u
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... do u hv a wifey?
ADEWALE O SMITH... if i tell u d truth , u will nt believe me, then i will need to start explaining
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... but d answer is, am not sure,
ADAUGO O OBI... wats d truth?
ADEWALE O SMITH... d truth is , am nt sure, i have or nt
ADAUGO O OBI... how
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... we broke up, but people want us back, but i dn't want to make up if she doesn't agree to change her attitude
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADAUGO O OBI... attitude\
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up with dat
ADAUGO O OBI... ok beta still can i get an exclusive
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u will, but later
ADEWALE O SMITH... i promise
ADAUGO O OBI... no now
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... chill
ADAUGO O OBI... b4 dat
ADAUGO O OBI... i want to ask a ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
ADAUGO O OBI... wats ur major weakness?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i dn't call dem weakness per se, cos i avoid dem, if they avoid me, if nt, i take d plunge
ADAUGO O OBI... ok so?
ADEWALE O SMITH... its nt smoking, its nt drinking
ADAUGO O OBI... its womanizing
ADAUGO O OBI... !
ADEWALE O SMITH... not entirely
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH... only busty chicks
ADAUGO O OBI... wow
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nasty
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u like big big sumtin
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH... 34 to 48
ADAUGO O OBI... wattttttttttttttttttttt
ADEWALE O SMITH... anytin bigger is choking
ADAUGO O OBI... Dbanj like u
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wey dey find overload
ADEWALE O SMITH... i like sumtin i can properly handle
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... good 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... back to our roots
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... every tiny winy liny detail
ADEWALE O SMITH... of?
ADAUGO O OBI... i wanna hear em
ADEWALE O SMITH... u need to ask specifics
ADAUGO O OBI... noooooooooooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... no specifics
ADAUGO O OBI... fire on bro
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, at least gimme d area of interest
ADEWALE O SMITH... my sleeping nature?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my first day at school?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my job in this Organisation ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my apartment?
ADAUGO O OBI... u girl
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no get
ADAUGO O OBI... *ur*
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, just summary
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... we started in 2004, then started having issues during and after my service year in 2005, and broke up in 2006
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... wat issues?
ADEWALE O SMITH... brb
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i ws seein less and less of her, esp during my service yr cause of the distance, since i was serving in a different state, but after service when i came back, i still saw less of her, and i got tired and called d tin off
ADAUGO O OBI... so y dont u knw if u hv a chick or not
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, i no get
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... and am loving it
ADEWALE O SMITH... no stress, no hassles, but lonely at times sha, but enuff chicks dey my neck, i dey fear sef
ADAUGO O OBI... u r a fine boy
ADAUGO O OBI... so i am nt surprised
ADEWALE O SMITH... u have never seen me b4
ADEWALE O SMITH... so hw do u knw?
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADAUGO O OBI... is that wat u think
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, when?
ADAUGO O OBI... in the canteen
ADAUGO O OBI... and on the walkway
ADAUGO O OBI... i knew who u were the very first day ur name appeared on my screen
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... caught u starin a couple of times in the canteen
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... am i right or wrong?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well,i couldn't resist d temptation of lookin at u
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go make a good police woman o
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... did n't know u noticed
ADEWALE O SMITH... esp in d canteen
ADEWALE O SMITH... thot i ws discreet
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... My major weakness
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
ADAUGO O OBI... Handsome guys
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADAUGO O OBI... i can locate them even wen they r 20km away
ADAUGO O OBI... i feel them
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know, am having difficulty breathing here
ADAUGO O OBI... wetin do u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... dont tell me ur head is swellin
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i will burst it soon
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... not swellin
ADAUGO O OBI... so wat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, just tryin to resist d temptation of coming for u
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADAUGO O OBI... tell me about
ADAUGO O OBI... it
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, u are damn too fine, then to now turn my lite up, u love kissing, one is easy to deal with, but fine and love kissing, hmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADEWALE O SMITH... my head no dey think straight again
ADAUGO O OBI... good 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don get pop up wwindows for my screen
ADAUGO O OBI... wat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... thots dat come up too often
ADEWALE O SMITH... thots of u
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw d day i saw ur chatbox
ADAUGO O OBI... i just smiled
ADAUGO O OBI... i just thot i was rite all the while
ADAUGO O OBI... he was starin at me nt past me
ADAUGO O OBI... so y d frontin
ADAUGO O OBI... cos u were really frontin
ADAUGO O OBI... abi na formin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw?
ADEWALE O SMITH... as in d fronting?
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno
ADEWALE O SMITH... but i ws nt
ADAUGO O OBI... u just dey feel titen with urself
ADAUGO O OBI... *tite*
ADEWALE O SMITH... tite or tits
ADEWALE O SMITH... no turn my head o
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u don kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADAUGO O OBI... i thot u were a fresh graduate employee o
ADAUGO O OBI... so i was like see dis otondo o
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wey dey front
ADEWALE O SMITH... actually, am shy
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv heard it all b4
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real o, i am, and most times people cn't reconcile my face to my nature
ADAUGO O OBI... d day i saw ur name in the attendance
ADAUGO O OBI... i was like which kin name
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... na d name dey make my guy feel say im be jandon
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi now?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no resemble dem?
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry o
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... for ur mind o
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i no fit shout
ADAUGO O OBI... u beta shout
ADAUGO O OBI... it will help u
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, not right, nt now
ADEWALE O SMITH... dem fit rush me go yaba
ADEWALE O SMITH... left side
ADAUGO O OBI... u get file for there already nw
ADAUGO O OBI... dem go just dust am
ADAUGO O OBI... update am
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... its ws my first babe wey spoil me, i use to b gentle and quiet
ADEWALE O SMITH... and shy and easy going o
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH... for real
ADEWALE O SMITH... my first ever naked woman
ADEWALE O SMITH... i wan die dat day
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... she told me, dat d day ws d day of my rebirth
ADEWALE O SMITH... she ws crazy men
ADAUGO O OBI... u guys r both nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH... she ws , i neva crase
ADEWALE O SMITH... na just exhibit i get
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know, small effizzy of craziness
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i am feelin very sleepy
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele, come place ur head on my chest
ADEWALE O SMITH... or laps
ADAUGO O OBI... make i no go nod use head break PC screen
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wat will my head be doin in ur laps?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba
ADEWALE O SMITH... nt in it o, on it only
ADAUGO O OBI... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ADEWALE O SMITH... at least for now
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... ok o
ADAUGO O OBI... either way
ADAUGO O OBI... still nt safe
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, i put it on a tight leash
ADAUGO O OBI... lets hope so
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know so
ADEWALE O SMITH... shebi na me get am, na ur own?
ADAUGO O OBI... nooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... i get my own
ADAUGO O OBI... its in my handbag
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... do u know d best pillows in d world?
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... Dbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanj
ADEWALE O SMITH... 1) a woman's breasts 2)a woman's laps
ADAUGO O OBI... i dey hail u
ADEWALE O SMITH... o dey blush
ADEWALE O SMITH... i dey blush
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADAUGO O OBI... if i stand up from this seat nw
ADAUGO O OBI... and come to ur seat and talk to u 4 like 3mins
ADAUGO O OBI... i wud hv made their day in the department
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw is dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... dn't tell me they know i dey chat u?
ADAUGO O OBI... NO O
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa, i thot i dey follow r.kelly, u know, keep it on d downlow style, nobody has to know oooooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... new gist for them now
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH... as u c me so,i no c dem o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no send dem o
ADAUGO O OBI... they will go like
ADAUGO O OBI... from where
ADAUGO O OBI... how
ADAUGO O OBI... wen
ADAUGO O OBI... bla bla bla
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, its ur call
ADEWALE O SMITH... u b big girl, and am sure, u can handle thyself, my fair lady
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... i am good
ADEWALE O SMITH... but if u come over, ain't u scared i fit no resist d temptation to kiss u
ADAUGO O OBI... a trial will confuse u
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... kick in d balls?
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa, my future
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... na my crown jewels b dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... o
ADAUGO O OBI... hv fun
ADAUGO O OBI... dey r all urs
ADEWALE O SMITH... i always have fun
ADEWALE O SMITH... my principles in life
ADAUGO O OBI... do u live for the moment?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yes and no
ADAUGO O OBI... k
ADAUGO O OBI... discuss
ADEWALE O SMITH... depends on what i meet
ADEWALE O SMITH... expectations often differ frm reality
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... and i keep a close touch wit reality
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats y am still sane
ADAUGO O OBI... good
ADAUGO O OBI... wen u first chatted me
ADAUGO O OBI... were u keepin a close touch with reality?
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i am sure ur expectations were way far from reality
ADEWALE O SMITH... what did u think were my expectations?
ADAUGO O OBI... u tell me
ADAUGO O OBI... plssssssssssssssssssssss
ADEWALE O SMITH... for me i usually, 1) i keep it simple 2) if i want sumtin , i say it, get it off my chest, let d oda person start worrying whether to give me or not
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep, i like u very much, but i can only cross d line, if u cross wit me, but if not, still ur friend for life like choky
ADEWALE O SMITH... 3) u know na, life is too short , to be serious, ................but really deep down,sumtimes, not all d times, i joke about what i want so dat, if i get rejection, it don't hurt dat bad
ADAUGO O OBI... cool
ADEWALE O SMITH... grrrrr, now u got me all sentimental
ADEWALE O SMITH... wanna get kinky?
ADAUGO O OBI... wats kinky?
ADEWALE O SMITH... kinky= naughty, sumtimes, extreme
ADAUGO O OBI... nah
ADAUGO O OBI... dont knw hw far i can go
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know u will run
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... lets roll
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay
ADEWALE O SMITH... dn't rush urself
ADEWALE O SMITH... i do tins cos i want to, nt cos of people
ADAUGO O OBI... serious
ADAUGO O OBI... i m cool
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i might bac out if it gets to hot
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats d key point, no retreat, no surrender
ADEWALE O SMITH... so dn't start what u cn't finish
ADAUGO O OBI... OYO
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award
ADAUGO O OBI... r u there?
ADEWALE O SMITH... for u, definitely
ADEWALE O SMITH... at ur service my fair lady
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know, am still laughing , as per d canteen episode,
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... just confirms what i read sumwhere, a woman does need to look straight at u , to know u are staring at her. women have side eyes
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... dats true
ADEWALE O SMITH... all d while i ws tryin to catch ur eye
ADAUGO O OBI... bt the funny tin is i hardly ever eat
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don see me finish sef
ADAUGO O OBI... bt all the times i went down there
ADAUGO O OBI... u were always arnd
ADEWALE O SMITH... me?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, i only noticed u once there
ADAUGO O OBI... i cud always see u from where i was
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa
ADAUGO O OBI... maybe it was just concidence
ADAUGO O OBI... at a point i thot u wer stalkin me
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4y
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no b desperado o
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... infact if u want me to start avoding i will, ...so if i c u coiming, i go just run back
ADAUGO O OBI... u r not serious
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... sllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep o
ADAUGO O OBI... i am driftin away
ADAUGO O OBI... to anoda space and time
ADEWALE O SMITH... come here, come place ur fine head on me chest
ADEWALE O SMITH... let me stroke ur hair
ADEWALE O SMITH... and neck
ADEWALE O SMITH... sleep go leave u sharp sharp
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... for office abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... oh, ok, i 4got say i shy sef
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... mad somebodi
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wat unit r u in?
ADEWALE O SMITH... retail credit
ADAUGO O OBI... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... i like d sharp corner u dey sef,
ADEWALE O SMITH... hidden frm view
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... u r hidden too
ADEWALE O SMITH... moi?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... or maybe i dont knw ur seat
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, its hidden in a way, at least , dats y i get away with working and chattin, without wahala
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... same here
ADEWALE O SMITH... urs is better, no body can walk round ur back if they dn't have biz with u, but people still dey pass my back small smal
ADEWALE O SMITH... low density traffic
ADEWALE O SMITH... sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... and u look really cute d day i saw u seated behind ur pc
ADEWALE O SMITH... i tripped
ADEWALE O SMITH... i trips
ADEWALE O SMITH... i tripping
ADEWALE O SMITH... i tripption
ADEWALE O SMITH... i trippment
ADEWALE O SMITH... i trippmentation
ADAUGO O OBI... o serious
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i knw
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... know what?
ADAUGO O OBI... weat?
ADAUGO O OBI... *whar*
ADAUGO O OBI... *what
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... LOL
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool down now
ADAUGO O OBI... its slp o
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya lets go for lunch
ADEWALE O SMITH... make i just dey stare st ur lips
ADAUGO O OBI... i am the only one in my unit
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI... i cant leave
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH... i 4 come over, but.....................
ADEWALE O SMITH... am feeling very naughty right now, i fit go commit
ADAUGO O OBI... no u wonty
ADAUGO O OBI... *wont*
ADAUGO O OBI... sleep
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya sleep then, use ur key board as pillow
ADAUGO O OBI... come
ADAUGO O OBI... dont change the topic
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, hope u ready for d gossip dat u said will follow
ADAUGO O OBI... make e follow
ADAUGO O OBI... bt no one is here though
ADAUGO O OBI... or do u want me to come
ADEWALE O SMITH... def
ADAUGO O OBI... so i can chase this sleep
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... u come
ADEWALE O SMITH... not come o, i mean , come over
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i will come
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv come already
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... na so u dey quick?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... u coimng?
ADAUGO O OBI... u come
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok,
ADAUGO O OBI... i m shy
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmmmmmmm, ok o, no yawa, stay tuned
ADEWALE O SMITH... 2mins
ADAUGO O OBI... k
ADAUGO O OBI... cool
ADAUGO O OBI... u look different
ADAUGO O OBI... real cool
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADAUGO O OBI... u run?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay
ADAUGO O OBI... hw did u get there so soon?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i fly
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u ve d most kissable lips i have ever seen
ADAUGO O OBI... i am blushin
ADEWALE O SMITH... and up close and personal, u too fineeeee
ADAUGO O OBI... hold it
ADAUGO O OBI... dats enuf
ADEWALE O SMITH... infact, i go apply as ur personal bodyguard
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... hope u dn't mind my having to leave so soon, i dn't like eyes on me,
ADEWALE O SMITH... love to stay below d radar
ADAUGO O OBI... see all the eyes u got up
ADEWALE O SMITH... i fear sef
ADAUGO O OBI... bet i can raise some at ur end as well
ADEWALE O SMITH... more sef
ADAUGO O OBI... u used to stay in festac
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw did u know? where do u stay?
ADAUGO O OBI... i dint knw dat
ADAUGO O OBI... where do u stay nw?
ADAUGO O OBI... that came up as u left
ADEWALE O SMITH... gbagada, on my own
ADAUGO O OBI... i used to stay in festac
ADEWALE O SMITH... where in festac?
ADAUGO O OBI... 8th ave
ADAUGO O OBI... how bout u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 501 rd
ADEWALE O SMITH... which close?
ADAUGO O OBI... a
ADEWALE O SMITH... i shd know u then
ADAUGO O OBI... but u dont
ADEWALE O SMITH... what about now, where u staying?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur bf's hse?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... yeah rite
ADAUGO O OBI... bf stays in surulere
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI... bt now i stay with my cousins in surulere
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i cant come from there evrymornin
ADAUGO O OBI... that explains it
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI... u be festac boy
ADEWALE O SMITH... i fit move back to festac cos of u o
ADAUGO O OBI... shud hv knwn
ADAUGO O OBI... festac guys yarn tite
ADAUGO O OBI... tite not tit
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... brb
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv to get to the branch
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi love
ADEWALE O SMITH... oops, hi chick
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi, hi girlfriend
ADAUGO O OBI... hi darlin
ADAUGO O OBI... wat is that guy sayin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... long story
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont want to stand thats y i am here
ADEWALE O SMITH... sleep don dey catch me sef
ADEWALE O SMITH... u for come siddon wit me
ADAUGO O OBI... he lectured us in trainin skool
ADAUGO O OBI... one long borin lecture
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... they will chase us out o
ADAUGO O OBI... cos we will be gistin and laffin
ADEWALE O SMITH... kissing nko?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... nah
ADAUGO O OBI... i neva wan lose job
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... GTB dey there
ADAUGO O OBI... if i go there again dem go pursue me
ADAUGO O OBI... i practically ran away from trainin skool
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... shit happens
ADAUGO O OBI... will he soon be thru?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i hope so
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... i had to stand up
ADAUGO O OBI... where r u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my seat
ADEWALE O SMITH... u want me to throw a hand
ADEWALE O SMITH... ?
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH... head nko?
ADEWALE O SMITH... or leg
ADAUGO O OBI... leg
ADEWALE O SMITH... which one? i get 3
ADAUGO O OBI... the 3rd 1
ADAUGO O OBI... should i come?
ADAUGO O OBI... i am not doin anytin here
ADEWALE O SMITH... come
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i dont need that borin lecture nw
ADAUGO O OBI... so if he is almost thru i will chill here
ADEWALE O SMITH... let me just b staring at ur face and smilin
ADEWALE O SMITH... come na
ADAUGO O OBI... else i will come
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya
ADEWALE O SMITH... dis ur "come" sef, na wa o, sofly sofly o
ADEWALE O SMITH... are u coming over?
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... Hi love, any applicants yet?
ADEWALE O SMITH... forms are ready o
ADEWALE O SMITH... just 50k per form, also available on dvd
ADEWALE O SMITH... format
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u go carry gun
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go back up na , abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... what are friends for
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i love dat ur smile
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... esp dat teasing, mischevious one, hangin on ur lips
ADEWALE O SMITH... side of it
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4 real
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know i dn't lie on wednesdays
ADAUGO O OBI... o
ADAUGO O OBI... i 4got
ADEWALE O SMITH... wetin u dey use dat ur pretty head think?
ADAUGO O OBI... rubbish o
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw can?
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno o
ADEWALE O SMITH... seems u don need spanking
ADAUGO O OBI... who will spank me?
ADEWALE O SMITH... who else? big DADA, moi
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u too close to ur monitor o
ADEWALE O SMITH... make d radiation no go turn ur lips to brigt red totally
ADEWALE O SMITH... it would b too hard to resist
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI THE OBEDIENT WIFE


There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money.


Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'


And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.


Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,


'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,


'Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'


The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'


You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'


Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks they are smarter than women.



ADEWALE O SMITH .........and to every man who thinks they are smarter than women.
ADEWALE O SMITH hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH u wan chop cane, abi?
ADAUGO O OBI yes
ADEWALE O SMITH u no fear me again ?
ADEWALE O SMITH u don go chop chicken liver
ADEWALE O SMITH i swallow little girls like u o
ADAUGO O OBI i am scared!!!
ADEWALE O SMITH dats better
ADEWALE O SMITH go and sin no more
ADAUGO O OBI lol
ADAUGO O OBI hi sweet
ADAUGO O OBI i tink i am on my way
ADAUGO O OBI shit
ADEWALE O SMITH shit?
ADEWALE O SMITH u chattiming me frm d gents?
ADEWALE O SMITH cooool
ADEWALE O SMITH
ADEWALE O SMITH u neva go?
ADEWALE O SMITH no forget go home o














02.05.07
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi love
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up darlin/
ADAUGO O OBI... how was ur break?
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool, too short
ADEWALE O SMITH... though
ADAUGO O OBI... i am really messed up dis mornin
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don get belly?
ADAUGO O OBI... i fucked up y nite
ADAUGO O OBI... went to read as usual bt i think i over did it
ADEWALE O SMITH... eeyah
ADEWALE O SMITH... u shd relax, u know
ADAUGO O OBI... i ate a lot of kola
ADEWALE O SMITH... caffeine
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don high dey
ADAUGO O OBI... and i didnt close my eyes thruout the nite
ADAUGO O OBI... now i think i feel high or i hv a hangover
ADAUGO O OBI... plus migraine
ADAUGO O OBI... plus i am nt seein well
ADAUGO O OBI... plus evrytin
ADEWALE O SMITH... take d day off
ADAUGO O OBI... my boss no go gree
ADEWALE O SMITH... tell dem u need to go do pregnancy test
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... she has already started sendin up and down
ADEWALE O SMITH... go use d gents, 30minutes shd b ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know
ADAUGO O OBI... i will later
ADEWALE O SMITH... u look stunning today my love, feel like holdin u in my arms
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADAUGO O OBI... i feel useless
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, just take tins easy
ADEWALE O SMITH... no rush urself
ADEWALE O SMITH... but u no suppose dey over do tins o, u shd learn to relax,personally i dn't believe in over nite reading, i never did it
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i cant read durin d day so
ADEWALE O SMITH... closest i did, was to read late into d nite, or wake up very early to read, apart frm dat i no dey overstress my brain
ADAUGO O OBI... besides i acheived a lot yday
ADAUGO O OBI... and normally kola doesnt work for me
ADAUGO O OBI... dats y i took so much
ADAUGO O OBI... dont knw wat dis is about
ADEWALE O SMITH... well,no over do tins o
ADAUGO O OBI... dis na new development
ADAUGO O OBI... besides unlike u i cant read durin d day
ADEWALE O SMITH... just take it easy o, i no want make my beauty queen crash o
ADAUGO O OBI... i am used to overnite readin
ADEWALE O SMITH... i learnt to read any where and every where
ADAUGO O OBI... rite now sweetie dat will be a good idea
ADEWALE O SMITH... in d bus, in d toilet
ADAUGO O OBI... to crash i mean
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADAUGO O OBI... wen dis chick by my side no go let me read
ADAUGO O OBI... even wen i am jobless
ADAUGO O OBI... and i hv bin jobless for like 2 days nw
ADEWALE O SMITH... u do it in style
ADEWALE O SMITH... what re ur job functions?
ADAUGO O OBI... rite nw
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont knw
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, take sum official lookin documents, place ur papers between them, and read, dn't use text books if u can afford it
ADAUGO O OBI... i knw
ADAUGO O OBI... i read my jottins
ADAUGO O OBI... and i put it in a file
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i am tired of readin them
ADAUGO O OBI... i need my books
ADEWALE O SMITH... get those big files, and put ur books in between
ADAUGO O OBI... i tink she wants me to fail
ADAUGO O OBI... she is always snoopin arnd
ADAUGO O OBI... to see wat i am doin
ADAUGO O OBI... she is a pain in my ass rit e nw
ADEWALE O SMITH... in ur ass? damn, i shd be her
ADEWALE O SMITH... then
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw wat i feel like doin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... what?
ADAUGO O OBI... SCREAMIN
ADEWALE O SMITH... go on, just do it
ADAUGO O OBI... nah
ADEWALE O SMITH... then let anytin stop u
ADAUGO O OBI... cant tink of any good reason to give for doin dat nw
ADEWALE O SMITH... must everytin u do, have a reason, let logic take a back seat, and ket emotions rule thy heart, my fair lady
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... u r about to hear me
ADAUGO O OBI... its goin down
ADAUGO O OBI... rite
ADAUGO O OBI... about
ADAUGO O OBI... NOW
ADAUGO O OBI... shit!
ADEWALE O SMITH... ??
ADAUGO O OBI... I cant
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv lost my voice
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya come and collect d kiss of life, ur voice will come back
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i wish
ADAUGO O OBI... i cud really use some rite nw
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... come get it then, at no fee
ADEWALE O SMITH... slow, sweet and soothing
ADEWALE O SMITH... offer expires at midnight
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... bt seriously
ADAUGO O OBI... i aint joking
ADEWALE O SMITH... i wsn't too
ADAUGO O OBI... i just saw ur mail
ADAUGO O OBI... funny
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep ease ur tension
ADEWALE O SMITH... but am i ur kissing candidate? would love to run ur oval office frm ur whie house
ADAUGO O OBI... i dint quite get dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, i ws just askin if ur highness considers me worthy to kiss her royal lips, and nibble on those lusious lips, and possibly do tonuge wrestling, with hers
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw dat rite?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know darling
ADAUGO O OBI... It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent..... ......... ......... ..........12 Calories

Without her consent..... ......... ......... .....2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands....... ......... ......... ........8 Calories

With one hand........ ......... ......... .........12 Calories

With your teeth....... ......... ......... ........485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection.... ......... ......... ............ 6 Calories

Without an erection.... ......... ......... ......3315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary.. ......... ......... ............ ......... 12 Calories

69 lying down........ ......... ......... .........78 Calories

69 standing up.......... ......... ......... ......812 Calories

Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ............ .....216 Calories

Doggy Style....... ......... ......... ............ .326 Calories

Italian chandelier.. ......... ......... .. .......2912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real........ ......... ......... ............ ..112 Calories

Fake........ ......... ......... ............ ......1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ......... ....18 Calories

Getting up immediately. ......... ......... ......36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. ......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years....... ......... ......... ...........36 Calories

30-39 years....... ......... ......... ...........80 Calories

40-49 years....... ......... ......... ...........124 Calories

50-59 years....... ......... ......... ...........1972 Calories

60-69 years....... ......... ......... ...........7916 Calories

70 and over........ ......... ......... ..........Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly...... ......... ......... ............ ......... ........32 Calories

In a hurry....... ......... ......... ............ ......... .......98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door... ........5218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door........ ....13,521 Calories

Remember, results may vary.



BEST WISHES FOR A SAFE AND HEALTHY 2007!
ADEWALE O SMITH... i always like experimenting to draw my own conclusions, b4 i accept other peoples theories, so will u kindly join me in d above mentioned experiment dis weekend
ADEWALE O SMITH... calories will be adequately measured and calculated according to usage
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... so from the top wat option r we usin in the first one
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADAUGO O OBI... with or without consent?
ADEWALE O SMITH... with ur consent of course, i believe in mutuality
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... with both hands or one
ADAUGO O OBI... or with ur teeth
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol, well, since my lips wil b on urs, my hands will definitely b roamin and exploring d crevices and nooks and crannies of thy body, my fair lady, so i guess , u will remove d bra urself
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lie lie
ADAUGO O OBI... if u don’t, notin 4 u
ADAUGO O OBI... or u use straw
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, i wll use one hand
ADAUGO O OBI... good
ADAUGO O OBI... sharp guy
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i might tear d bra in d process sha o,
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... we go buy anoda
ADEWALE O SMITH... one
ADAUGO O OBI... dont worry i knw the ans to the next one
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... definitely with
ADEWALE O SMITH... correct babe
ADEWALE O SMITH... u too much
ADEWALE O SMITH... clap for thyself
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... down to biz
ADAUGO O OBI... the main course
ADAUGO O OBI... POSITIONS?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... well
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADEWALE O SMITH... i customised my own positions, i have 2 main course dat i serve, one for full penetration, d oda is for d lady to b in charge
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... flip mode and face to face, i call dem
ADEWALE O SMITH... flip mode is a modified and advanced version of missionary
ADEWALE O SMITH... it might liken wheelbarrow, but its more hard hittin, straight to d core
ADAUGO O OBI... badman
ADEWALE O SMITH... face to face= while, it allows deserts to b served while havin d main course, u know, we can b kissin, and smooching, while doin face to face, so for u, my queen, , i will do face to face
ADEWALE O SMITH... tto bad its nt in d options provided above
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... pls state0.
ADEWALE O SMITH... ??
ADAUGO O OBI... pls state calories for both
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, they currently un-experimented fields,and un-charted islands , so we will need to measure and monitor d calories, while on duty
ADAUGO O OBI... while on duty?
ADAUGO O OBI... nah nah
ADAUGO O OBI... i need to concentrate
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, we measure calories burnt after duty
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... manageable
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... to d next q, orgasm is a certainty, esp in "face to face" posiiton, since u will b in charge,but nt necessarily in ctrl, i will definitely enure, satisfaction is guarnateed.
ADAUGO O OBI... post org
ADAUGO O OBI... sup?
ADEWALE O SMITH... why d hurry, we will b lying in bed hugging, and of course, kissing
ADEWALE O SMITH... 2nd erection is a certainty, i b action guv'nor
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw someone almost saw my screen nw
ADAUGO O OBI... naughty u
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... who?
ADAUGO O OBI... one RM
ADEWALE O SMITH... small deal, think i saw her, big , dark and fat, abi?\
ADEWALE O SMITH... female too
ADAUGO O OBI... yes o
ADEWALE O SMITH... she go understand jo
ADAUGO O OBI... u want her to come here abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol, haba, no scare me o, she go just fall on top of u, ...lol.............anyways my love, as per , dressing afterwards, it will definitely b calmly if its at my apartment, but if for d craziness of the thrill we use ur place, i will probably b runnin out of d window butt naked, i go dash u my clothes
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... am startin to enjoy f fringe benefits of dis table o
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... one chick just dey dash me full body contact hugs, she want make i kolo for dis kain cold weather, one mgr just gimme N1,500 recharge card,
ADEWALE O SMITH... now now
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no fit shout
ADEWALE O SMITH... anoda just texted to me, dn't know hw much though
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... ohhh my loveeeee, my darlinnnnnnnnng, i hunger for ur toucccccccch,
ADEWALE O SMITH... lullaby
ADEWALE O SMITH... with tyme, go so slowly
ADEWALE O SMITH... and time can do so much
ADEWALE O SMITH... .....bla, bla, bla
ADEWALE O SMITH... am feeling sleepy
ADAUGO O OBI... pele
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my brain dey hot, too much thinkin
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi love
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up
ADEWALE O SMITH... just saw u shakin ur ass now
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i went to crash
ADEWALE O SMITH... i guess as much
ADAUGO O OBI... it was nt interestin
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i have to say
ADEWALE O SMITH... nice ass
ADEWALE O SMITH... i couldn't help but notice, i seriously tried to close my eyes
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nt serious
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... naija woman, simple compliment wey u go say thank u
ADAUGO O OBI... no thanks
ADEWALE O SMITH... u think say na all women get theirs as nice
ADEWALE O SMITH... sum are too big
ADAUGO O OBI... dont look at my bum bum again
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, its nt my area of concentration, na d rhymtic movements attract me
ADAUGO O OBI... hv u eaten?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... dunno
ADEWALE O SMITH... feelin tired
ADEWALE O SMITH... and lazy
ADAUGO O OBI... good for u
ADAUGO O OBI... i dey nod badly for here o
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... make we go for lunch?
ADAUGO O OBI... if i go na to go sleep o
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa, i fit take style steal kiss
ADAUGO O OBI... OYO
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u game on d lunch tin?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, let use d stairs , i need d exercise
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH... d staff stairs, near d gents
ADAUGO O OBI... u want to see booty
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi now
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know d place dey lonely, i fit try sum ideas i have
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH... chicken
ADAUGO O OBI... cow
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmmm, nay, am more of a lion, dats y i call my place d Lion's den
ADEWALE O SMITH... u ready cutie?
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, lobby in 5 minutes
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur bf dey try o
ADAUGO O OBI... wat?
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... too much admirers
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... hope he aint jealous
ADAUGO O OBI... he is copin
ADAUGO O OBI... he tries nt to be
ADAUGO O OBI... bt he is a fine boy too
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, babes are nt as daring as guys
ADEWALE O SMITH... very few babe will walk up to a guy to tell him he is a fine boy
ADEWALE O SMITH... "babes"
ADEWALE O SMITH... but u really are very lovely
ADAUGO O OBI... ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH... infact, if i dey trip b4
ADEWALE O SMITH... now i dey over trip
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks anyway
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH... any time
ADEWALE O SMITH... just pray there is no eclipse of the sun, whenever am near u o
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... or?
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa
ADEWALE O SMITH... i go commit o
ADAUGO O OBI... wetin u wan commit
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... kissing, touchery, grabbery, and if time stand still, a whole lot more
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wats grabbery?
ADEWALE O SMITH... check naija dictionary, written and prepared by olu
ADAUGO O OBI... haha
ADEWALE O SMITH... it is d act of grabbing d essentials tools, aka 2 turtle doves
ADEWALE O SMITH... or pair of does
ADEWALE O SMITH... as described by King Solomon in d songs of solomon




05.05.07
ADAUGO O OBI... see forming o
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw?
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... Nigerian Dating Etiquette Importance: High Nigerian Women * Yoruba * First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street. * Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex. * Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible. * Ibo * First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex. * Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you. * Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me. * Hausa * First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex. * Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex. * Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married. * Rivers State * First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex. * Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex. * Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you. * Cross Rivers * First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. * Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted.. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex. * Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex. * You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me".
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi love
ADEWALE O SMITH... i mean, miss nice ass
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... or is it bum bum
ADAUGO O OBI... U R NUTS
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats y i love u
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... u love me cos u r nuts
ADAUGO O OBI... how romantic!
ADEWALE O SMITH... i love cos i love u
ADEWALE O SMITH... d nuts is reason number 2
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u lookin very nice,i ws highly tempted, infact, no wonder p-square said, dis na temptation, it can lead to confusion...........imagination, oh lord,..............
ADAUGO O OBI... OYO
ADEWALE O SMITH... as long as u dey there wit me
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADAUGO O OBI... hw was ur day?
ADEWALE O SMITH... still feel a lil bit messed up
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw ws urs?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur weekend nko? hope u got to "jack" very , very well
ADAUGO O OBI... yes i did
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADAUGO O OBI... and dey r givin me my leave from next week
ADAUGO O OBI... one week
ADEWALE O SMITH... coool
ADEWALE O SMITH... next week? but exams is upper week
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok frm thursday or friday?
ADAUGO O OBI... tuesday
ADEWALE O SMITH... to resume when, monday? and exams is for 20 /21, rite? i dn't get
ADAUGO O OBI... to resume thursday
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, its all good
ADAUGO O OBI... wat dont u understand
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... i asked for 7 days
ADAUGO O OBI... from tuesday to thursday
ADAUGO O OBI... to prepare and write
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... wish u God's favor
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks darlin
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm, she called me darlin
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no go off dis system 2day b dat
ADAUGO O OBI... llol
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH... can i come over and kiss u?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes pls
ADEWALE O SMITH... dat ws too fast
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... whats up wit u and ur aristo? d man don begin frown 4me o
ADAUGO O OBI... who dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... d one talkin to u earlier, when i saw u
ADAUGO O OBI... Mr N
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... o
ADEWALE O SMITH... make i give am form, make he fill
ADAUGO O OBI... yes o
ADAUGO O OBI... he needs it
ADAUGO O OBI... give am 2
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol, is he ur specs sha?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u dey mad
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know , he might nt understand d dynamics of foreplay,
ADEWALE O SMITH... na just , push on d bed, jump ontop, after 5 minutes, get dressed
ADEWALE O SMITH... and maybe he will say, nne, u try o
ADAUGO O OBI... God forbid
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i reject
ADEWALE O SMITH... awomen
ADEWALE O SMITH... i mean , amen
ADAUGO O OBI... which kin thot
ADEWALE O SMITH... na easy now
ADEWALE O SMITH... na joke
ADAUGO O OBI... bloody cultist
ADEWALE O SMITH... no offense
ADEWALE O SMITH... who me
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI... awomen abi
ADAUGO O OBI... yes u
ADAUGO O OBI... which defence u wan throw
ADEWALE O SMITH... if i b cultist, i go don kidnap u tay tay
ADEWALE O SMITH... i b jew man o
ADAUGO O OBI... u don repent nw
ADAUGO O OBI... if na then
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no sabi anytin
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw nw
ADAUGO O OBI... were ur gun dey?
ADEWALE O SMITH... gun ke?
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba
ADEWALE O SMITH... God bless u sister
ADAUGO O OBI... bless u too bro
ADEWALE O SMITH... d Lord just minstered to my heart...........
ADEWALE O SMITH... he said to tell u, dat to pass dis professional exam
ADEWALE O SMITH... u need 3 days of over nite prayers
ADEWALE O SMITH... and it has to b in my apartment
ADEWALE O SMITH... Halleluyah sumbodi, God is good

ADAUGO O OBI... u don craze finish
ADEWALE O SMITH... u just dey know? na u turn my head
ADAUGO O OBI... no o
ADAUGO O OBI... na so i meet u
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, my case neva reach dis level,
ADEWALE O SMITH... na d love u push me fall into come make me kolo finally
ADEWALE O SMITH... u lucky i no wan rock ur love boat, else, i will b firing on all cylinders, but even,on 2nd thots, u too fine, u go gimme hypertension, cos of u, i go fit chop, i no go fit drink, i no go fit shit, ur love fit b health hazard,
ADEWALE O SMITH... but , em, em, ...hmm, i no mind sha
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... 6th floor pls
ADAUGO O OBI... u need medical help
ADEWALE O SMITH... 6th floor? our love nest?
ADEWALE O SMITH... coooooooool
ADEWALE O SMITH... u wan gimme TLC, yeeeee, my own don better
ADEWALE O SMITH... if loving u na crime, i go become armu rubber
ADAUGO O OBI... good 4 u
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw where u will end
ADEWALE O SMITH... in ur heart darling
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi na bosom
ADEWALE O SMITH... same ni jo
ADAUGO O OBI... all of the above
ADEWALE O SMITH... correct
ADEWALE O SMITH... u too much


ADEWALE O SMITH so, whats up wit u?
ADAUGO O OBI notin much
ADEWALE O SMITH hw is ur side of d fence? ur oga no dey on ur case
ADAUGO O OBI not today
ADAUGO O OBI she has other pressin issues
ADEWALE O SMITH she dey iron for office?
ADEWALE O SMITH no nepa for her area?
ADAUGO O OBI lol
ADEWALE O SMITH i want to start goin, na my guy dey delay me,
ADAUGO O OBI ok
ADEWALE O SMITH u know, it wsn't only d foul mood, dat made me try to nt chat wit u
ADAUGO O OBI well
ADAUGO O OBI i guess i believe u
ADEWALE O SMITH i didn't want to get to emotionally attached to u, its nt good for me, dats y i tried to stay away, it wsn't forming o, just tryin to keep my feeling in check
ADAUGO O OBI ok
ADAUGO O OBI good 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH so if i drop off d radar once in a while, u go understand, say its nt forming, even i no sabi form, am just a gentle, quiet, easy going, young man
ADAUGO O OBI i appreciate dat
ADAUGO O OBI and i will understand
ADAUGO O OBI its necessary one in a while
ADAUGO O OBI once*
ADEWALE O SMITH abi
ADEWALE O SMITH too much kisses, can cause
ADEWALE O SMITH love making
ADEWALE O SMITH lack of kisses, causes tension
ADEWALE O SMITH enuff kisses, well, ...........is it ever enuff?
ADAUGO O OBI lol
ADEWALE O SMITH but u b fine chick, and am happy u b my wife, oops, sori, my friend
ADAUGO O OBI i pity u
ADEWALE O SMITH pity me?
ADAUGO O OBI all this ur expensive truths oops mistake
ADEWALE O SMITH lol
ADEWALE O SMITH well, at least i dey say my mind, if u like believe it, i go make u a convert
ADAUGO O OBI we will see bout that
ADEWALE O SMITH u shd b discouraging me young lady
ADEWALE O SMITH g2g
ADEWALE O SMITH my guy don ready
ADEWALE O SMITH take care love
ADAUGO O OBI ok
ADAUGO O OBI u too dearie
ADEWALE O SMITH dream of me o, dats if u gree sleep
ADAUGO O OBI ok


06.05.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...good morning sister oluchi, hw ws ur nite?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hope u didn't forget to go home
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... i went home
ADAUGO O OBI... good mornin?
ADAUGO O OBI... hw r u?
ADEWALE O SMITH...dark in complexion, average height, quiet, sexy, rich (at least in d making), and cool
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...did u catch my y/say's kiss?i blew it to u, hope dat woman didn't snatch it o
ADAUGO O OBI... noooooooooooooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... i caught it
ADEWALE O SMITH...good,
ADEWALE O SMITH...u liked it right?
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADEWALE O SMITH...make i come give u d real tin?
ADAUGO O OBI... nooooooooooooo
ADEWALE O SMITH...y now
ADAUGO O OBI... z o
ADEWALE O SMITH...spoil sport
ADAUGO O OBI... my name
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm, no wonder, u dey turn my head
ADEWALE O SMITH...not seen u dis morning, so tell me, hw u lookin love? hot and sexy
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno
ADEWALE O SMITH...wetin dey worry u, i go come spank u o, talk now
ADAUGO O OBI... spank fire
ADEWALE O SMITH...stubborn girl
ADAUGO O OBI...
JUST IMAGINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!



________________________________
CONSENT FORM TO BE SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE (MEN PROTECTION DESIGNED AFTER THE JACOB ZUMA INCIDENT AND/ OR CASE)

This certifies that, I _______________________the undersigned female (hereafter referred to as the "screwee") about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _______________ (hereafter referred to as the "screwer"):

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic substance/s.

3. THAT the aforementioned screwer did not use any force, threats,
coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not, and I do not care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him because I love it
and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive the full and 'delicious' satisfaction, which I
expect, declares in advance the capacity and willingness for further
participation as soon as time permits.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file
charges against him in the event that:

10.1 I contract a sexual disease
10.2 I fall pregnant
10.3. I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or
otherwise


SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS _______ DAY OF (MONTH)____________

(YEAR) ___________ AT ___________________

Signature of screwee : ___________________

Date of birth : ___________________

Date of conduct : ___________________

ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...when are u signing it?
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't keep me waiting o
ADAUGO O OBI... wen u r ready
ADEWALE O SMITH...i ws a boy scount, and our motto was, be prepared, .......so am ever ready
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... print and send the hard copy
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...hard ccopy ke? nay, ur word is good enuff for me
ADAUGO O OBI... no o
ADAUGO O OBI... i must sign the form
ADAUGO O OBI... one copy for u
ADAUGO O OBI... one for me
ADAUGO O OBI... one for admin
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, no yawa, u will sign at my place, u know, for total privacy
ADEWALE O SMITH...no undue interruptions, and distruptions
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... no wahala
ADEWALE O SMITH...na so, no wonder u thief my heart, u too much
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI... na u give me o
ADEWALE O SMITH...u sure? anywya, saw u earlier at d canteen, u looking cute, my fair lady, .......so huggable, holdable, kissable and lovable
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...4real
ADEWALE O SMITH...u are simply irresistible
ADAUGO O OBI... zanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...always my pleasure , my love, always my pleasure
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up?
ADEWALE O SMITH...temperature
ADAUGO O OBI... r u runnin temp
ADEWALE O SMITH...i guess
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH...cold, body aches, feverish , - malaria, i guess, then ur love come top d chart
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't think i can make it down 2moro
ADEWALE O SMITH...need to rest
ADAUGO O OBI... pele
ADAUGO O OBI... i needed like 5 mins nap
ADAUGO O OBI... just got bac
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, wish i could go for nap too
ADEWALE O SMITH...but am so cold
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...hey omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH...cutie
ADEWALE O SMITH...sexy
ADEWALE O SMITH...my love
ADEWALE O SMITH...mbg
ADEWALE O SMITH...miss nice bum bum
ADAUGO O OBI... hehe
ADAUGO O OBI... hw r u feelin?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, em, em, cold sha, but, em , em...........
ADEWALE O SMITH...i ws wondering if i can use ur cold removal facilities for just sum minutes
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know na, what are friends for
ADAUGO O OBI... oya come
ADEWALE O SMITH...u sure about dat?
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...chicken
ADEWALE O SMITH...but u know, u shd b d one to come, after all, am d one with d cold,
ADEWALE O SMITH...gd nite
ADAUGO O OBI... tk care dear
ADAUGO O OBI... goodnite









09.05.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...hi sexy
ADEWALE O SMITH...where did u disappear to y/day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...almost called interpol to search for u
ADAUGO O OBI... hi dear
ADAUGO O OBI... i was on 6th floor
ADAUGO O OBI... i had a trainin
ADEWALE O SMITH...thot u eloped with Hassan
ADEWALE O SMITH...what trainin was dat? house-wifeing techniques?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... CRC trainin
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...so u doing? hw is d reading going on?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...sleepless nites too?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes o
ADEWALE O SMITH...no wound urself o
ADAUGO O OBI... i no go wound
ADAUGO O OBI... no worry
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know, u b big girl, u can handle thyself
ADEWALE O SMITH...but over skill na him dey kill pass o
ADEWALE O SMITH...softly, softly o
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... zanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...dat danish way of thanks? coooool
ADEWALE O SMITH...i didn't know u understood d language
ADAUGO O OBI... hope u r beta nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...i guess so,cos if its possible to b high on anti-malaria drugs, then dats hw am feelin now
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... maybe u are
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay, am naturally high
ADEWALE O SMITH...d drugs just dey dull me
ADEWALE O SMITH...at least i thank God its just malaria, and nt sumtin else
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADAUGO O OBI... i tho u were pregnant
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...na u impregnate me?
ADEWALE O SMITH...dat would b so cooooooool
ADAUGO O OBI... i neva touch u nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...u get d liver?
ADAUGO O OBI... ahhhhhhhhh
ADAUGO O OBI... no try me o
ADEWALE O SMITH...na so d small pikin for my compound dey always shout, but i c dem, they run
ADEWALE O SMITH...all mouth, no action
ADAUGO O OBI... OK O
ADEWALE O SMITH...so what u wearing 2day?
ADAUGO O OBI... suit
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know say na suit, not bikini, is it green, yellow, pink,?in fact, i no sure say u pass descriptive essay for school?
ADAUGO O OBI... pink suit
ADAUGO O OBI... orange camisole
ADAUGO O OBI... and green pants
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...so many colors
ADEWALE O SMITH...and green pants? hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... pants as in trousers
ADAUGO O OBI... dbanj
ADEWALE O SMITH...pant na pant
ADEWALE O SMITH...i resemble english man?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...when did brown suit become pink and orange? though d green one, i no fit ascertain dat for now, but hope its matches d one at d top
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... its black
ADAUGO O OBI... olodo
ADEWALE O SMITH...whats black? d suit? or under d suit?
ADAUGO O OBI... the suit and the pants
ADAUGO O OBI... the shirt is brown
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...d unseen nko?
ADAUGO O OBI... for me to knw and for u to wonder
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...lets rephrase d above statement
ADEWALE O SMITH..............for u to wear, and for me to find out
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...find out= better still, take off
ADAUGO O OBI... u don kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, u can say dat again
ADEWALE O SMITH...................sitting here, relaxing, enjoying my joe, all i need now, is just a glass of barcardi and/or vodka in me hands and u right beside me, .......but em, em, maybe we chill till after office hrs, different venue, u know,.....cos i might want to snuggle up real close
ADEWALE O SMITH..................and my hands might sneak up sum exclusive tourist attractions, and u know my lips might decide to follow suit too
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...whats d full for c.r.d?
ADAUGO O OBI... Credit record department
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, dats d new dept in charge of credit matters,rite? data, info, statistics, credit worthdiness and d likes
ADEWALE O SMITH...abi?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... u r very brilliant
ADEWALE O SMITH...more of intelligent than brillant, i ain't d book type, i add flair to it
ADAUGO O OBI... ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, u no sabi diff btw brillant and intelligent, ok listen omo girlfriend, dis is free lesson am givin u o, anyway u know in life, u have d "why" and d "how".........i prefer to know "why", cos then i can always do d "how", but knowing just d "how" limits u to dat one lane, one track, one way tin
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH...and u can take dat to d bank
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...u ain't coming as frm tuesday rite?
ADEWALE O SMITH...will miss seeing and admiring ur nice bum bum o, kai, for one whole week, no bum shaking action
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i withdrew my leave letter
ADEWALE O SMITH...Y
ADEWALE O SMITH...ISSUES?
ADAUGO O OBI... it was becomin too formal
ADAUGO O OBI... they signed it though
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i withdrew it afterwards
ADEWALE O SMITH...Y
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw u goin to study for d exams? and ain't u goin to attend d exams
ADAUGO O OBI... wateva howeva
ADEWALE O SMITH...if it ws approved, y withdraw it?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well,i guess u know what u doing
ADEWALE O SMITH...sweet heart
ADEWALE O SMITH...u there?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...so dat means u gonna b arnd all thru next wk
ADAUGO O OBI... yes i am
ADAUGO O OBI... so u still get to see the booty shake
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats rite, dats what am talking about
ADEWALE O SMITH...bootylicious babe
ADAUGO O OBI... oyo
ADEWALE O SMITH..........only if u will come with me
ADAUGO O OBI... no\
ADEWALE O SMITH...no?
ADEWALE O SMITH...wetin dey worry ur head, dats an offer of a lifetime
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know hw many girls would give their right boob, i mean, hand , to b in ur place
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r mad
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...hey, dn't burst a vein o
ADEWALE O SMITH...so what now happens in d exam week proper?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u will simply nt come to work?
ADAUGO O OBI... i will zap
ADAUGO O OBI... if they like they shud bring heavens dwn
ADEWALE O SMITH...haba
ADAUGO O OBI... if they give me query i will answer
ADEWALE O SMITH...i dn't feel u on dat, i think there are better rational ways to do tins than absconding like dat
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... i tried doin it the rite way
ADAUGO O OBI... so maybe i shud try the wrong way
ADEWALE O SMITH...d wrong way is only good , when u have ur ass covered
ADEWALE O SMITH...and i dn't think u ve done dat \
ADAUGO O OBI... my ass is more than coverd
ADEWALE O SMITH...here
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...so tell me
ADAUGO O OBI... over covered
ADAUGO O OBI... and they knw
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw?
ADAUGO O OBI... dats y wen i said i wanted to withdraw my letter they quickly signed it
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...what ws d "behind d scenes" reasons dat made u withdraw d leave letter?
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i dont go bac on my word
ADAUGO O OBI... i made up my mind to withdraw the letter
ADAUGO O OBI... even if it will cost me the exam
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i will remind someone one day
ADEWALE O SMITH...venegance? girlfriend, it hurts u more keepin it inside and hopin to get ur revenge sum day, makes u bitter
ADEWALE O SMITH...but u wrong on d issue of nt goin back on ur word
ADEWALE O SMITH...change is d only constant tin in life
ADAUGO O OBI... nt on this occasion
ADEWALE O SMITH...u shd adapt to d current situation regardless of words said, insults hurled at each oda, not d cold war on ground
ADAUGO O OBI... nobody insulted anybody o
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, cold war
ADEWALE O SMITH...then
ADAUGO O OBI... nobody even knew i wasnt findin it funny
ADAUGO O OBI... till i withdrew the letter
ADEWALE O SMITH...cos of ur innocent looks
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, shit happens
ADEWALE O SMITH...but y u withdraw it
ADAUGO O OBI... its a long story
ADEWALE O SMITH...am all ears
ADEWALE O SMITH...or u want me to call ur line?
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont think i want to talk about it
ADAUGO O OBI... its just that i learnt wat i hv always knwn
ADEWALE O SMITH...dat i love u?
ADAUGO O OBI... bein so good doesnt really pay after all
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay,
ADEWALE O SMITH...being good pays
ADEWALE O SMITH...u just have to learn to take sum shits, and also give sum shits out too
ADEWALE O SMITH...but dn't keep hurts or venegenace inside, cos d longer it stays inside, d more u hurt thyself, me fair lady
ADEWALE O SMITH...i go dey fear u now o
ADEWALE O SMITH...cos u go take style wicked o
ADAUGO O OBI... no be style o
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont like people hurtin me cos i try as much as possible nt to hurt anyone
ADAUGO O OBI... see even my boss just asked me nw y i wont go for the leave again
ADAUGO O OBI... they dont understand cos i am still all smiles with everyone
ADAUGO O OBI... so they r wonderin wat i am up to
ADAUGO O OBI... i believe so much in doin unto othrs wat i want others to do to me
ADAUGO O OBI... so thats like a check for all my actions
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats scary
ADAUGO O OBI... no its not
ADEWALE O SMITH...smilin wicked girl
ADEWALE O SMITH...now dats scary
ADAUGO O OBI... na u knw
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, if u are aiming to use dat one to dump me, well, sorry, he no go work
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...i lode dem wicked
ADEWALE O SMITH...i love dem wicked
ADEWALE O SMITH...anyway, just take it easy, if they hurt u, they might nt b aware dats y u shd learn to say ur mind
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... dats y its my mind
ADAUGO O OBI... my shit
ADAUGO O OBI... my stress
ADEWALE O SMITH...no my dear, it doesn't work dat way
ADEWALE O SMITH...agreed its ur shit (abeg hope no b water water one o), but u shd know we are all diff people woth diff mindset, but nobody can know ur mind if u dn't let dem know, and d only way to do dat is via talking
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...u cn't b quiet and smilin and expect ur oga to guess u are boiling inside
ADAUGO O OBI... u aint serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats y i try to take tins easy, unserious maybe, but i try nt to hold on to hurts, or disappointments
ADEWALE O SMITH...when i ask for sumtin, i expect to get it, but when am nt sure dat i will get it, then i dn't ask, i simply take it and hope for d best or walk away and find a better alternative
ADEWALE O SMITH...if u had known u were nt going to get d leave, u shdn't ve asked in d 1st place, then u would have just absconded,
ADEWALE O SMITH...but anyway, d bottom line is, dn't bottle ur feelings , hurts, anger inside of ur you. look at it dis way, ....if ur feeling, hurts, pains and anger ws shit, would u stop shitting until d day u take revenge?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, ur ass go just explode
ADEWALE O SMITH...i rest my case




11.05.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...hi sweet heart
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw u doing?
ADAUGO O OBI... i m good
ADAUGO O OBI... how r u 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...naughty, randy , and sexy as ever
ADAUGO O OBI... ooooooh
ADAUGO O OBI... i like the last one
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...spent all nite kissing u, only to wake up dis morning to realise its a dream
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...must have kissed ur lips a thousand times
ADAUGO O OBI... no wonder my lips r sore dis mornin
ADEWALE O SMITH...realllllllllllly?
ADAUGO O OBI... sore and swollen
ADEWALE O SMITH...ws it real
ADEWALE O SMITH...oh my gggggooooooooddddddd
ADEWALE O SMITH...no wonder am feeling sexy
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... see ur head
ADEWALE O SMITH...but u forgot ur bra behind, i will keep it as a souvenir though
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u don kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...thank u, my pleasure
ADEWALE O SMITH...wrote 2 or 3 poems (or sumtin like dat) about u
ADAUGO O OBI... hey
ADAUGO O OBI... can i see dem
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...will send to ur mail box
ADEWALE O SMITH...stay tuned
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...so, what u wearing 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...both d seen and d unseeen o
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u will see it soon
ADEWALE O SMITH...u coming over?
ADEWALE O SMITH...coool
ADEWALE O SMITH...come shake dat tin for me
ADAUGO O OBI... i will later
ADAUGO O OBI... come over i mean
ADAUGO O OBI... nt shake anytin
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, d shaking is not as a result of ur effort, those two twin babies have got a mind of their own,
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH...dem shake naturally, dats y i love dem
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... hw far?
ADEWALE O SMITH...2km, 10 inches
ADEWALE O SMITH...check ur box
ADEWALE O SMITH...sent my naughty thots there
ADEWALE O SMITH...so whats ur take? comments, thots, concurrace, opinions,replies, yabs, or punishments ?
ADEWALE O SMITH..."concurrance", i mean, this is d poem sha, hope u like it………..
ADEWALE O SMITH...I need to know if in your heart, u have a sign sayin to let so i can make u my kokolet.
if u be my darling, i will make sure there's nothing u are lacking.
being a player was my name, but for u i will quit the game.
am a very good lover, willin to take u to the 9th wonder.
because am an excellent tool user, even though am not the tool maker.
Just let me a space in your life,and i could make u my wife.(huh?)
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... here is anoda one
ADEWALE O SMITH... My senses u tease,
your body i wish to please,

I can't resist the temptation,
cos u have got running wild my imaginations.

U keep tins like an invitation to treat,
but are like a juicy fruit and i love to sink my teeth,

i love it when a lady like u do d inviting,
makes the offer enticing,

but how can we get intimate?
without physically gettin into it?

Cos,
i love your body to explore,
taking things nice and slow on the floor,

you on top,
or me doing all the work,
just as much as there is no flop.

but what if we keep things strictly intellectual?
and we don't get sexual?

Ok,
then lead me not into temptation,
for i know temptation's destination.

But then,
how can i pass up on a lady dat has a lot to offer?
when your world if i might still conquer.

Thus,
bring it on my fair lady,
i will try to keep things tidy.

Hmmm,
when temperatures starts rising,
and we can't sort out our feelings.

Blame me not,
if i eventually get u twisted in a nut.

for when we get in too deep,
i might just let it rip.

ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... make me ur wife huh?
ADAUGO O OBI... well written
ADAUGO O OBI... nice rhymes
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats all?
ADEWALE O SMITH..."make me ur wife huh?"abi, or wetin wrong if i marry u, oh, ok, Hassan dey there, ok, my bad, i withdraw dat line then, oya change am , put kokolet
ADAUGO O OBI... no i meant that was deep talk
ADAUGO O OBI... did u write those urself?
ADEWALE O SMITH...yep
ADAUGO O OBI... good
ADAUGO O OBI... i am impressed
ADAUGO O OBI... r u a romantic person?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, african men are generally regarded to b unromantic, but sssssh, i am,
ADEWALE O SMITH...but i think i will say am more sentimental and sensitive
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...u have an english name?
ADEWALE O SMITH...wanted to use oluchi to rhyme, but d tin no flow,
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... pearl
ADEWALE O SMITH...pearl?
ADEWALE O SMITH...4real?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...lovely, and it fits u perfectly
ADAUGO O OBI... zanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...i feel like asking a very, very naughty q
ADAUGO O OBI... wats dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...will u answer? if nt, dn't make me ask, its quite very naughty, and if i know u well by now, u might nt want to answer
ADAUGO O OBI... i will
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, wish i could c ur face as i ask
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, on 2nd thots, i chnage my mind
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... u must ask
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay, u might find it embaressing, lets leave it for now
ADAUGO O OBI... wat is it about?
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw is ur reading go along?
ADEWALE O SMITH...going along
ADAUGO O OBI... dont change the topic
ADAUGO O OBI... else i wont talk to u again
ADEWALE O SMITH...haba, u want to break my heart
ADEWALE O SMITH...dis is white mail, black mail, green mail, yellow mail
ADAUGO O OBI... wateva
ADAUGO O OBI... just say it
ADAUGO O OBI... i will beat u o
ADEWALE O SMITH...i no dey like fine babe, wey i dey trip for to dey threaten me, cos i get fragile heart
ADEWALE O SMITH...d tin fit break
ADAUGO O OBI... it wont break
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...u asked for it o
ADEWALE O SMITH...what's ur bra size?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... seriously
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont knw
ADEWALE O SMITH...for real?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...i no believe
ADAUGO O OBI... its funny bt i dont
ADEWALE O SMITH...so buys dem for u, ur mum?
ADEWALE O SMITH...i knew u wouldn't tell
ADEWALE O SMITH...but no yawa sha, i no fit vex for u, u don kidnap my heart
ADAUGO O OBI... i buy for me
ADAUGO O OBI... so i am always present
ADAUGO O OBI... i will tell u 2moro
ADAUGO O OBI... i will check today\
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok o
ADAUGO O OBI... they ve refused to give me back my letter
ADAUGO O OBI... they say if i withdraw it then i am angry
ADAUGO O OBI... with them
ADEWALE O SMITH...take d leave, and let sleeping dogs rest
ADAUGO O OBI... i guess they think i might go and tell my dad
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont hv that kind of time
ADEWALE O SMITH...ur dad?
ADEWALE O SMITH...who is he?
ADEWALE O SMITH...omo baba olowo
ADAUGO O OBI... i am just actin in good faith
ADAUGO O OBI... no strings attached
ADAUGO O OBI... bt no one will believe me
ADEWALE O SMITH...take d letter, b4 ii get up here ands spank those lovely bum bum of urs
ADAUGO O OBI... yes sir
ADEWALE O SMITH...i mean accept d leave
ADEWALE O SMITH...not take d letter
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH...so tell me, who is ur dad? he worked in this Organisation b4?
ADEWALE O SMITH...no wonder ur confidence level is high, ok next tyme i go salute u
ADAUGO O OBI... no he dint
ADAUGO O OBI... he works in this Organisation now
ADAUGO O OBI... but dat does not affect me and myself one bit
ADAUGO O OBI... he does his tin
ADAUGO O OBI... i do my tin
ADAUGO O OBI... Hassan Bashiru
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...ur boyfriend's fada? His is an ED? cool
ADAUGO O OBI... no my dad
ADEWALE O SMITH...for real?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...d names nko
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw come u no b same name?
ADAUGO O OBI... by choice
ADEWALE O SMITH...stop fingering my brain
ADAUGO O OBI... i am not
ADEWALE O SMITH...u making me dizzy
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, can u put it in simple english, d connection
ADEWALE O SMITH...cos u said ur dad is retired
ADEWALE O SMITH...ur dad
ADAUGO O OBI... my dad
ADAUGO O OBI... i have 2 dads
ADAUGO O OBI... and one mum
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, hw come?
ADEWALE O SMITH...sugar daddy?
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, he is ur dad's best friend, or he married ur aunty or sumtin, cos i still dn't get, abi, u were adopted frm him,
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... he is my dad’s friend
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i get it
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok,u knw what, i ve decided dat u shd take evrytin i say as a joke,
ADAUGO O OBI... everytin like?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, loving u, and stuff,...........but nt d kissing part sha o
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't want to complicate issues
ADEWALE O SMITH...and dn't want to b feelin sorry for myself
ADEWALE O SMITH...so baby face killer, u don kill me o
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...on 3rd thots, dn't take it as a joke, just file it away
ADAUGO O OBI... se o wa?
ADAUGO O OBI... u dey yarn like say u drink small
ADEWALE O SMITH...but on 4th thots, u neva can say o, uhe fit b u o
ADEWALE O SMITH...he fit b u o
ADEWALE O SMITH...i drink small, my tooth paste has brandy in it
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...and ur love dey turn my head
ADEWALE O SMITH...infact without i no fit breathe, i no fit chop, i no fit sleep, infact, i no fit shit
ADEWALE O SMITH...infact without u, i no fit breathe, i no fit chop, i no fit sleep, infact, i no fit shit
ADAUGO O OBI... u r on ur own
ADEWALE O SMITH...y now? come wit me
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, now i dey feel d vibes, no laugh d tin fit no make sense, i wan free style am...........
ADEWALE O SMITH...not all pearls are real, most look like d big deal,
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...chill jo, i still dey flow
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH..................d tin don go,
ADAUGO O OBI... olodo
ADEWALE O SMITH...otondo
ADEWALE O SMITH...gimme anoda name
ADEWALE O SMITH...pearl, .........
ADAUGO O OBI... use Adaugo now
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats ur first name, rite? what does it means?
ADAUGO O OBI... precious daughter
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...beautifully wicked, precious daughter
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...ur middle name oluchi, means God's own, abi?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... wats the o in your name, olumuyiwa, abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH...yep, its , olu=lord, or head, or special one, muyiwa=brought dis
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, where were we?
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...My fair lady

My lovely lady named Oluchi,
Wish i could light up d path of your heart way.

Even though your whole bring is God’s own,
I don’t mind being a co-owner of your heart zone.

To your folks, u are Adaugo, the precious daughter,
For me, I want u as my friend, my sister and my lover.

U are indeed a pearl,
With your enticing and ever shaking bum bum,
Which never cease to make me sit down hard on my tom tom.

Your smile, so sweet and sensuous,
Seeing it makes me delirious,

Your lips, so lovely, full and inviting,
All thru the day I could just u be kissing,

Your bosom, two twin peaked mounds of glorious, tantalizing, pure woman flesh,
Hmm, caressin them, kissing them or just laying on them, would ease my stress.

Your body structure so tempteous,
And I know kissing u all over will be delicious.

Oluchi, the lady that is God’s own,
Wish I could make u my own.

Dreams? Well, maybe,
But dreams do come through

ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...let know ur opinion
ADEWALE O SMITH...going 4lunch? u coming?
ADEWALE O SMITH...going, going.....................
ADEWALE O SMITH...gone
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADAUGO O OBI... i will be rite bac
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv a meeting
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... i am back
ADEWALE O SMITH...hi love
ADEWALE O SMITH...so whats good
ADAUGO O OBI... u
ADEWALE O SMITH...me?
ADEWALE O SMITH...tell me about it.............
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...u saw my write up? whats ur take?
ADAUGO O OBI... real nice
ADAUGO O OBI... u r blowin my mind
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...i could blow a lot than just ur mind baby
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...anyways, u still haven't told me what u wearing
ADEWALE O SMITH...kindly describe thyself, my fair lady
ADAUGO O OBI... my skirt is too long
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont like it
ADEWALE O SMITH...i get scissors here
ADEWALE O SMITH...but come to think of it, i haven't seen u on skirt b4
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... i am always on skirt
ADEWALE O SMITH...nt true, i usually c u on trousers
ADEWALE O SMITH...u do short skirts, or mini
ADAUGO O OBI... macro mini
ADAUGO O OBI... not micro o
ADEWALE O SMITH...above d knees?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH...k, u dn't do micro at all, or its strictly inside hse wear
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... and outing
ADAUGO O OBI... like hangin out
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...but if u ever visit me, dn't wear it to my place, cos d small self ctrl i go get , go just disappear sharp sharp,
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH...oya, yarn me what u wearing, u don take style dodge am again
ADEWALE O SMITH...talk now o
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge, cat got ut tonuge?
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, sori, ur finger , i mean
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... wats location id for Ibadan branch
ADEWALE O SMITH...what will u gimme for dat info?
ADAUGO O OBI... a kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...just 1?
ADAUGO O OBI... 1/2
ADEWALE O SMITH...no deal
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...minimum of 101 kisses, maximum of infinity
ADEWALE O SMITH...deal?
ADAUGO O OBI... NO
ADEWALE O SMITH...haba
ADEWALE O SMITH...oya, i go manage d 1/2
ADAUGO O OBI... notin 4 u again
ADAUGO O OBI... its I447
ADAUGO O OBI... somone else got the kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...HAAAAAAAA
ADEWALE O SMITH...u want make i commit murder? sumbody else kiss dat lovely lips of urs?
ADEWALE O SMITH...i no greeeeeee o
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... u no get choice
ADAUGO O OBI... of whether to gree or not
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't do dis to my darling
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't shatter my heart
ADEWALE O SMITH...unbreak it, like toni braxton
ADEWALE O SMITH...oya, let me sing for u
ADEWALE O SMITH...or better still, let me massage ur feet for u
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...i rest my case, go on and kiss o, i hope ur lips go hang for d person teeth
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u don dey mad o\
ADEWALE O SMITH...d person go need tooth pick
ADAUGO O OBI... i might not be at work 2moro
ADEWALE O SMITH...d leave?
ADAUGO O OBI... yope
ADEWALE O SMITH...eeyah
ADAUGO O OBI... might
ADEWALE O SMITH...i go miss u die
ADAUGO O OBI... might o
ADAUGO O OBI... ahhhhhhhhhhh
ADAUGO O OBI... i wont see u on ur bday
ADAUGO O OBI... how will i knw if ur head has grown bigger
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...well my head no go grow bigger, but anoda head,dat i know, well, dat one always grows
ADAUGO O OBI... o serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...u sef suppose go dry clean ur mind,
ADAUGO O OBI... after u boss
ADEWALE O SMITH...see charcoal pot like u, calling me eletric kettle black
ADEWALE O SMITH...so na till next week b dat? Or when?
ADEWALE O SMITH...omo, na die b dat o
ADEWALE O SMITH...no lovely smile, no seductive and inviting bum bum, haaaaaaaa
ADEWALE O SMITH...i fit take leave too o
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge,
ADEWALE O SMITH...my colleague ws snooping arnd, i deleted our chats
ADEWALE O SMITH...saw u rite now, u look ovely
ADEWALE O SMITH...i trip
ADEWALE O SMITH...infact i dey follow u go hse 2day
ADEWALE O SMITH...infact if na love i feel b4, d tin don times two
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know what I want to do tonite
ADAUGO O OBI... o serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...kissin ur lips
ADEWALE O SMITH...all nite long
ADEWALE O SMITH...stroking ur hair
ADEWALE O SMITH...caressing........em, em,........u know na
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... wahala u dey find
ADEWALE O SMITH...where d wahala, bring it on
ADEWALE O SMITH...u want to hear 21 tins i want to do ur body?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, practical or theory
ADAUGO O OBI... theory
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...1) face down,chicken feather, rub it lightly, on d nape pf ur neck, down ur spine, gently slowly and up again
ADAUGO O OBI... stop
ADAUGO O OBI... next
ADEWALE O SMITH...2) u still face down, bare back of course, same feather still, over ur bum, thigh, behind d knees, slowly, gently
ADEWALE O SMITH...teasingly
ADEWALE O SMITH...3)my lips takes a place of d feather, i kiss d nape of ur neck, trail d kisses ur spine, all d way to d top or ur waist line
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...4)with my lips still in motion my hands slowly, massage d side of ur body, then i put 2 or 3 ice cubes on ur back and bum bum, and lick it all up
ADAUGO O OBI... only u sha
ADEWALE O SMITH...5) i trail d ice cube down over ur bum bum, tempted to stick in between, but too early, so i go to ur thighs
ADEWALE O SMITH...and behind ur knees
ADEWALE O SMITH...with d ice cube trailing a line down
ADEWALE O SMITH...6) flip u over,
ADEWALE O SMITH...saw ur gorgeous self,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i faint
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay, slip of keyboard, i no faint
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, i go for ur ears, d lobes, i kiss dem slowly, gently,
ADEWALE O SMITH...trail it to ur eyes, and nose, and cheeks
ADEWALE O SMITH...7) i nibble on d side of ur lips, if u open ur mouth i i move away,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i just nibble on d side of ur lips, flick my tongue over, ever so slightly
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... dat got me tinkin
ADEWALE O SMITH...8) then i drop down, to ur throat
ADEWALE O SMITH...and side of the neck, as u swallow, i kiss ur throat, i kiss d side or ur neck, my hand never come into play o
ADEWALE O SMITH...9)i go up again, dis tyme for ur lips, flick my tongue over ur lips, nibble on d side of ur lips, once u open up, i flick my tongue in
ADEWALE O SMITH...search ur tonuge out, try to go under it, then side of ur mouth
ADEWALE O SMITH...10) my hands now come into play
ADEWALE O SMITH...i take hold of ur nipples, between my thumb and index finegr
ADEWALE O SMITH...slightly rollin dem over, waiting for dem to over harden
ADEWALE O SMITH...no grabbing, just nipple twitching
ADEWALE O SMITH...11)my lips goes down again, climbs d peaked mound of ur right breast
ADEWALE O SMITH...doesn't go on top of d nipple but round it, i go under d breast, and just kiss away, while my hand nipple twitch d left breast
ADEWALE O SMITH...12) my lips kiss d valley between d twin mounds of ur glorious peaked mounds aka boobs
ADEWALE O SMITH...my lips climb d left breast, and settles on d nipple, i take it into my mouth, gentle
ADEWALE O SMITH...flicking my tonuge over it
ADAUGO O OBI... u shud be writin for mills and boon
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i am high
ADEWALE O SMITH...4real?
ADAUGO O OBI... u shud see my eye now
ADEWALE O SMITH...i never start sef
ADEWALE O SMITH...13) i suddenly draw in ur breast sharply
ADEWALE O SMITH...definitely, u must want to scream
ADEWALE O SMITH...i nibble on d nipple, flick my tongue on it, suck it in deeply, release it, and nibble on it
ADEWALE O SMITH...14)i pull away, and my hands are back in play, this tyme i grab ur boobs in both hands
ADEWALE O SMITH...i press d nipples back into ur breasts,
ADEWALE O SMITH...then pull them up, drawing ur breasts up, till u draw sharo intake of breath or u shout
ADEWALE O SMITH...numba what is dat sef?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u got carried away
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u stopped numberin
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay dat ws 14
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok,
ADEWALE O SMITH...15) my lips come back into play
ADEWALE O SMITH...i suck on ur boobs for a while,
ADEWALE O SMITH...then i go under them, down to ur navel
ADEWALE O SMITH...i kiss ur belly,
ADEWALE O SMITH...softly, then pull away
ADEWALE O SMITH...suck on ur navel
ADEWALE O SMITH...then pull away
ADEWALE O SMITH...dis tyme ur belly must want to explode
ADEWALE O SMITH...16) i get my ice cubes
ADEWALE O SMITH...pour dem all over u
ADEWALE O SMITH...one cube on each of ur nipples, one on ur navel
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...d rest on ur belly, i slowly kiss ur boobs, belly, navel,
ADEWALE O SMITH...17) my hand travels down over ur waist line
ADEWALE O SMITH...bush or no bush?
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, dn't matter
ADEWALE O SMITH...with an ice cube in tow,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i rub ur inner thighs, round and round
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... rite here i faint
ADEWALE O SMITH...each tyme i draw closer to ur vagina
ADEWALE O SMITH...once u start to lift ur waist, i pop one ice cube in, slightly, just rub d lips of ur vagina with it
ADEWALE O SMITH...i search for ur clit
ADEWALE O SMITH...with d ice cube in tow
ADEWALE O SMITH...18) found it
ADEWALE O SMITH...its on top,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i take it in my hands, U don faint?
ADAUGO O OBI... since
ADEWALE O SMITH...then i pop my finger into ur vagina
ADEWALE O SMITH... and my lips settle back on ur breast
ADEWALE O SMITH...19) i push my finger in and out, slowly, while still sucking Ur nipples
ADEWALE O SMITH...i bite on ur nipple
ADEWALE O SMITH...softly, still fingering
ADEWALE O SMITH...20) if by now ur waist is thrusting away
ADEWALE O SMITH...then it withdraw my finger, wear my condom,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i rub my dick round ur vagina
ADEWALE O SMITH...no inserting yet
ADEWALE O SMITH...just teasin
ADEWALE O SMITH...i return way up to kss ur lips
ADEWALE O SMITH...nibble on ur lips
ADEWALE O SMITH...suck ur breasts
ADEWALE O SMITH...21) i insert my dick in
ADEWALE O SMITH...slowly,
ADEWALE O SMITH...inche by inche
ADEWALE O SMITH...then i enter,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i ask u to grab my neck, and i carry u off d bed, with ur legs wrapped round my back
ADEWALE O SMITH...i find my plastic chair
ADEWALE O SMITH...and sit on it,
ADEWALE O SMITH...now u are in ctrl
ADEWALE O SMITH...face to face
ADEWALE O SMITH...u go up and down, i take ur nipple in my mouth,
ADEWALE O SMITH...dis tyme,i suck hard on dem
ADEWALE O SMITH...u bounce on my legs
ADEWALE O SMITH...gliding my dick in and out , at ur pace, i wait to hear ur moans,
ADEWALE O SMITH...to know if u are coming yet,
ADEWALE O SMITH...once i see ur eyes closed, and head thrown back
ADEWALE O SMITH...i now lift u by d waist and thrust up, as u pump urself, up and dwon
ADEWALE O SMITH...once u climax, i carry u back to d bed, and pump away
ADEWALE O SMITH...then i release too
ADEWALE O SMITH...i don't pull out yet
ADEWALE O SMITH...i lay down on u,
ADEWALE O SMITH...Ur breasts, my pillow
ADEWALE O SMITH...then 30 minutes later,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i start all over again
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...hey, hope u no wet ur pants o
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i am a goner rite nw
ADAUGO O OBI... i cant move
ADEWALE O SMITH...4real?
ADAUGO O OBI... clap for urself
ADAUGO O OBI... i need 5 mins
ADAUGO O OBI... I can’t breathe
ADEWALE O SMITH...take ur tyme, just breathe
ADAUGO O OBI... may take a while to bring me back
ADEWALE O SMITH...actually i forget d honey syrup
ADAUGO O OBI... no pls
ADAUGO O OBI... its ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...d next round will b in d shower
ADEWALE O SMITH...this tyme, i might go down on u
ADEWALE O SMITH...i have a hard on, so hard
ADAUGO O OBI... good for u
ADEWALE O SMITH...my zip pants might tear
ADEWALE O SMITH...u ok now?
ADAUGO O OBI... kinda
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, g2g
ADAUGO O OBI... after what u started, u now want to go, abi?
ADAUGO O OBI... u dn’t know what u just did to me.
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...I can imagine
ADEWALE O SMITH...would do this and much more to u, if u dn’t mind
ADEWALE O SMITH...will miss u,
ADEWALE O SMITH...am addicted to u
ADEWALE O SMITH...na u b my cocaine
ADAUGO O OBI... pls dont do wat u just did this evenin again
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... cos u cud be starting sometin
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, i love to start sumtin
ADAUGO O OBI... too high to get over
ADAUGO O OBI... and too low to get under
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...u b m.j?
ADAUGO O OBI... and u 'd be stuck in the middle
ADAUGO O OBI... anyways
ADAUGO O OBI... u started somtin already
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... and i am a goner rite now
ADAUGO O OBI... so high, am scared to move
ADEWALE O SMITH...cn't c no flames yet
ADEWALE O SMITH...ur nipples hard?
ADEWALE O SMITH...gd nite love
ADEWALE O SMITH...be good
ADEWALE O SMITH...don't do what i won't do o
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... gnite
ADAUGO O OBI... tk care
ADAUGO O OBI... later


To be Continued………………………