Memoirs of a playa online volume 2

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Memoirs of a playa online volume 2



24.04.07
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi
ADAUGO O OBI... hello
ADEWALE O SMITH... do u know if there is a beauty contest in this organisation, and u are not
declared the winner, there will b riot.
ADAUGO O OBI... r u serious?
ADEWALE O SMITH...def, i don't joke on mondays
ADAUGO O OBI... ok\
ADAUGO O OBI... so this is a big joke
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay
ADEWALE O SMITH...for real
ADAUGO O OBI... cos guess wat?
ADEWALE O SMITH...yep?
ADAUGO O OBI... its thursday
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, its not a joke , maybe d riot part sha
ADEWALE O SMITH...but i will protest
ADAUGO O OBI... good for u
ADAUGO O OBI... and u will be shown the door on the ground floor
ADAUGO O OBI... wen u do dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...i will analysis d risk and manage it
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI... ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...but seriously, u are d most beautiful lady in this organisation,and beautiful people like u are rare and far between here. when i saw u , i thot i was in standard chartered bank
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... the funny thin is that i dont even knw who i am chattin with
ADAUGO O OBI... so if my head blows from this psyche i cant hold anyone
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't worry, its nt psyche, they are facts which i know u are aware of, cos u probably have like 1001 toasters and admirers per day dat say all dis and more,
ADAUGO O OBI... tell me about it
ADEWALE O SMITH...i kind of noticed ur smile, frm where am seated, and u've a lovely smile, can i have just 1 more
ADAUGO O OBI... and where r u sittin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH.. thanks for d smile
ADAUGO O OBI... k
ADEWALE O SMITH...hope i ain't disturbing u
ADEWALE O SMITH...just say d word, and i will flee
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... just wish i knew who i was talkin to though
ADEWALE O SMITH...i ain't a mystery man, its easy to know who i am
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH...so, what? who am i? ??
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH...good question, here is the answer
ADAUGO O OBI... /
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...an african man, of average height, slim, dark in complexion, and works in the same office with the most beautiful lady in this organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH...now u know me
ADAUGO O OBI... noooooooooooooooooooooooo
ADEWALE O SMITH...whats dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH...anyway, tell me, what does ur name mean?
ADAUGO O OBI... God's voice
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...no wonder
ADEWALE O SMITH...u are definitely a customised product of God, built to specification, with a perfectly sculptured face and heaven's factory fitted body structure
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... hey
ADAUGO O OBI... plsssssssssssssssss
ADEWALE O SMITH...not forgetting, ur lovely smile
ADAUGO O OBI... i beg u
ADEWALE O SMITH...beg me? for wetin?
ADAUGO O OBI... itsssssssssssssss ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, nice chattin with u, take care
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...so tell me, what are u?
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats on d inside
ADEWALE O SMITH...what are u like? i mean
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno
ADAUGO O OBI... wat do i look like?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well my teacher always told me not to judge a book by its cover,
ADEWALE O SMITH...and when i look at myself in d mirror, i know my teacher was right
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...so what are u like?
ADAUGO O OBI... i am like me
ADAUGO O OBI... i really cant answer that
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i dont knw wat i am like
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats hard to believe
ADEWALE O SMITH...cos nobody can know u like u
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know, attitude and behaviour wise
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...


25.04.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...gd morning MBG of the Department
ADEWALE O SMITH...mbg= most beautiful girl
ADAUGO O OBI... Goodmornin
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw ws ur nite?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... and urs
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...ws cold, and d nite ws too short
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...u looking smashing dis morning
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...u shd consider modelling as a part time job
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...4real, u shd
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH...on fridays i always say nothin but d truth so help me God
ADEWALE O SMITH...and u can take dat to d bank
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... thot it only on mondays
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...well change has to change
ADEWALE O SMITH...i make my laws ,and then i break and make dem again, as d circumstances changes
ADEWALE O SMITH...am still waiting to c ur 20 carat gold smile
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH…good nite mbg
ADEWALE O SMITH…have a lovely weekend
ADAUGO O OBI u too
ADEWALE O SMITH…dn't do what i wouldn't do o
ADAUGO O OBI did i see u 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH…probably
ADAUGO O OBI yes or no plsssssssssssssssssssssss
ADEWALE O SMITH…yes
ADAUGO O OBI… where?
ADEWALE O SMITH…i guess u were coming frm d ladies
ADAUGO O OBI ok
ADAUGO O OBI thot as much
ADAUGO O OBI i wasnt so sure
ADEWALE O SMITH u were told or u guessed?
ADAUGO O OBI i guessed
ADAUGO O OBI i saw u write ur name once in the attendance book
ADEWALE O SMITH hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH dat day i almost asked for ur autograph
ADEWALE O SMITH if u looked dis lovely in corporate wear, wonder what u will look
like in jeans
ADEWALE O SMITH traffic stopper, am sure
ADEWALE O SMITH nite nite
ADAUGO O OBI goodnite
ADAUGO O OBI tk care
ADAUGO O OBI nice weekend





28.04.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...morning mbg of Support services
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw ws ur weekend?
ADAUGO O OBI... hi
ADAUGO O OBI... good mornin
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw u doing 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u looking stunning as always
ADAUGO O OBI... i am ok
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks
ADAUGO O OBI... how was ur weekend
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...cool
ADEWALE O SMITH...ws too short though
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw ws ur own weekend?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... was short bt useful
ADAUGO O OBI... at least i went far with my jackin
ADEWALE O SMITH...jackin? u studying?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...professional exams or school?
ADAUGO O OBI... professional exams
ADEWALE O SMITH.. cool
ADEWALE O SMITH.. cibn? or ican?
ADAUGO O OBI... ican
ADEWALE O SMITH.. hmm, dats nice
ADEWALE O SMITH.. may is close by o
ADEWALE O SMITH...pe 1, i guess
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...wish u God's favour, cos u need it
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...u suppose dey call me bros sha o
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH...i b ur senior for ican
ADAUGO O OBI... r u thru?
ADAUGO O OBI... or PE 3?
ADEWALE O SMITH...am thru
ADAUGO O OBI... when
ADEWALE O SMITH...since 2006
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...and induction 2006
ADAUGO O OBI... wow
ADAUGO O OBI... good for u
ADAUGO O OBI... bros wale
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay, leave d bros out, just stick wit Wale or even Ade
ADAUGO O OBI... no i like the bros part
ADAUGO O OBI... besides u asked for it
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok now i have un-asked for it,
ADAUGO O OBI... seen
ADEWALE O SMITH...so which tution house do u attend for lectures? u did accting in school?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes i di
ADAUGO O OBI... *did*
ADAUGO O OBI... and i dont attend any
ADEWALE O SMITH...u b effico o, no lectures, u are too much, now i know u be B and B
ADEWALE O SMITH...beauty and brains
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r not serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...life is too short to b serious
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont hv time to attend lectures
ADEWALE O SMITH...what do u do wit ur time?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u married?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... with 3 kids
ADEWALE O SMITH...coool
ADEWALE O SMITH...tell ur hubby he is a very lucky man
ADAUGO O OBI... i will
ADAUGO O OBI... wen i see him
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i prefer readin alone
ADAUGO O OBI... and askin questions later
ADAUGO O OBI... though lectures give an added advantage
ADEWALE O SMITH...definitely, they do
ADAUGO O OBI... but rite nw its not convenient for me to attend them
ADAUGO O OBI... i am still very young
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont want to age fast
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...u club on weekends?
ADAUGO O OBI... cant remember the last time i did that
ADAUGO O OBI... and neva in lag
ADEWALE O SMITH...where u frm?
ADAUGO O OBI... Abia Stat
ADAUGO O OBI... *State*
ADAUGO O OBI... Oluchi's state
ADEWALE O SMITH...god's own state
ADEWALE O SMITH...cool
ADEWALE O SMITH...na so so fine fine girl dey d state sef
ADEWALE O SMITH...i shd have served there, may be i go don get wife
ADAUGO O OBI... abi
ADAUGO O OBI... but its too late nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...i fit apply again for nysc?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... feel free
ADAUGO O OBI... good luck
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...brb, goin for breakfast
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...are u really married, or u just pullin my leg, i didn't c any ring on ur fingers
ADEWALE O SMITH...and i know for a fact u dn't ve 3 kids
ADAUGO O OBI... u believed dat
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...nope
ADAUGO O OBI... and how r u so sure i dont hv 3 kids
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, same way i got ur name
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... i am a second wife
ADAUGO O OBI... and i hv 2 kids
ADEWALE O SMITH...will make for a nice super stort episode
ADAUGO O OBI... i am my dad's second wife and my 2 brothers r my kids
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...cool
ADAUGO O OBI... y r u laffin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?\
ADAUGO O OBI... its true nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know, its just d way u presented
ADEWALE O SMITH...u d only girl?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...u must have enjoyed then, enuff petting and stuff
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... and doin all the housework alone
ADAUGO O OBI... and hvin to tk care of two naughty kids
ADEWALE O SMITH...true, but most only girls are usually spoilt, no yab, just general observation
ADAUGO O OBI... well i m not
ADAUGO O OBI... and thats a miracle bros wale
ADEWALE O SMITH...halleluyah
ADEWALE O SMITH...God is gooooooooooooooood
ADAUGO O OBI... all the time
ADEWALE O SMITH...u mentioned ur dad and brodas, ur mum nko?
ADAUGO O OBI... she is the first wife
ADAUGO O OBI... and my sister and bestfriend
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats nice
ADEWALE O SMITH...what brought u to lagos? or u came in search of d proverbial greener pastures
ADAUGO O OBI... wattttttttttttttt
ADAUGO O OBI... i was born, bread and buttered here
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH...my bad
ADAUGO O OBI... no its ok
ADAUGO O OBI... just cant tink of livin elsewhere
ADAUGO O OBI... onitsha is cool though
ADAUGO O OBI... but very few opportunities
ADEWALE O SMITH...k, when u said u neva clubbed in lag except in sch, i thot, u were born and grew up there. conitsha dats where u served. ws there once, i loved d people, stayed just 4 one weekend sha
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... i neva clubbed on skool
ADAUGO O OBI... bt during service, yes
ADEWALE O SMITH...u must b a certified effico, triangular student,hostel, class, lib back to hostel, but i find dat hard to believe
ADAUGO O OBI... i skooled in Delsu
ADEWALE O SMITH...abia?
ADEWALE O SMITH...rite?
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know, u said so
ADAUGO O OBI... the only we caught fun was drinkin and shootin gun
ADAUGO O OBI... the closest club then was in owerri
ADAUGO O OBI... wen u tink of all the stress u will go thru to club
ADAUGO O OBI... clubbin will be the last tin on ur mind
ADEWALE O SMITH...drinkin and shootin gun? hmmmm, u b cult girl?which one black bra or jezebel angels, i dey fear u now o
ADAUGO O OBI... i am nt a cultist
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know, just jokin
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i hv a lot of friends who r cultists
ADAUGO O OBI... cos of the nature of the skool
ADAUGO O OBI... dats about the only way they hv fun
ADEWALE O SMITH...but u drink sha?
ADAUGO O OBI... used to
ADEWALE O SMITH...strong babe
ADAUGO O OBI... wen i got to onitsha i noticed i cudnt take up to a bottle without gettin tipsy
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno wat happened
ADAUGO O OBI... guess i stayed too long without drinkin
ADAUGO O OBI... so nw i hardly ever drink
ADAUGO O OBI... 'cept i am hangin out and its really necessary to
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, cool , at least u no dey form say u b saint
ADEWALE O SMITH...u natural,i like dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...i shack too sha, but only socially,in clubs, parties,hangin out with my guys, but i no sabi shack alone
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...as at last count dats like maybe 2pm, hw many admirers have u had 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH...u there?
ADEWALE O SMITH...or u busy?
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH...u there?\
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up?
ADEWALE O SMITH...d ceiling, d a.c.
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...and sum oda tins
ADAUGO O OBI... like?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...i forgot d name just now
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw would u descibe thyself, quiet, outspoken, stubborn, wicked, good girl
ADAUGO O OBI... how wud u describe me?
ADEWALE O SMITH...beautiful, sexy, cool, dazzling smile, lovable, huggable, kissable, holdable, marriable...................
ADAUGO O OBI... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ADAUGO O OBI... one person
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...yes now
ADEWALE O SMITH...abi u get twins?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, oya descibe ur self then
ADAUGO O OBI... quiet to an extent
ADAUGO O OBI... used to be very shy
ADAUGO O OBI... dont knw if i still am
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, u do look quiet, but.............
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADAUGO O OBI... i can be very noisy esp if i am around people i am used to
ADAUGO O OBI... most of my friends refer to me as a clown
ADAUGO O OBI... my brothers inclusive
ADAUGO O OBI... i love music to a stupid fault
ADAUGO O OBI... music is my life
ADAUGO O OBI... i love dancin, singin, writin songs
ADAUGO O OBI... i daydream a lot
ADAUGO O OBI... wat else?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm, i thot as much
ADEWALE O SMITH...u dance? cool
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont talk to people i am nt used to
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats y am chattin u and not coming over to talk to u
ADAUGO O OBI... i am always refered to as a snob
ADAUGO O OBI... bt those who knw me well knw i am not
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, d truth b told, i assumed u would b a snob
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats y i chose to use d chat
ADEWALE O SMITH...dat y d "iso" no go dey too visible
ADEWALE O SMITH...dat way d "iso" no go dey too visible, i mean
ADEWALE O SMITH...u do rap or r n b? u probably like people like alicia, neyo, rihanna and co
ADEWALE O SMITH...abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH...and hope it not cultural dance u sabi dance
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...anyway, people always think am quiet and gentle, but am d total opposite of dat esp when in my natural habitat
ADEWALE O SMITH...i love dancing, writing, and reading, but my best hobby is kissing
ADEWALE O SMITH...hope u know d differnce btw hobby and habits sha o
ADAUGO O OBI... yes i do
ADAUGO O OBI... wat do u write?
ADEWALE O SMITH...peoms, articles, and i tend more 2wards romance and comedy
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... brb
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... i need to use the gents
ADEWALE O SMITH...ladie
ADEWALE O SMITH...ladies u mean
ADAUGO O OBI... gents
ADEWALE O SMITH...no enter gents o
ADEWALE O SMITH...haa
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH...gents= men, ladies= women
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw long u been in the organisation?
ADAUGO O OBI... gents=men and women
ADEWALE O SMITH...u sure? well, na chinese man teach me english
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry for u
ADEWALE O SMITH...tank u my c-star
ADAUGO O OBI... o serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...life is too short to b serious
ADAUGO O OBI... yea i heard dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...and its d fact
ADEWALE O SMITH...and its d fact
ADEWALE O SMITH...g2g, have to go cook me dinner, else i go sleep empty stomach
ADAUGO O OBI... really
ADEWALE O SMITH...yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...so take care of urself 4me, oops i mean , him.
ADEWALE O SMITH...gd nite, sleep tight
ADAUGO O OBI... u too
ADAUGO O OBI... take care
ADAUGO O OBI... goodnite
ADAUGO O OBI... sleeptite
ADEWALE O SMITH...i will, i might even dream of u sef
ADAUGO O OBI... se
ADAUGO O OBI... dat kin tin
ADAUGO O OBI... hvent seen u much
ADAUGO O OBI... so i dont knw if i will
ADEWALE O SMITH...no worry, i will dream for two
ADAUGO O OBI... good
ADAUGO O OBI... u r smart
ADEWALE O SMITH...then i will download it to ur url adddress, then u go update ur websute
ADEWALE O SMITH...and connect it 2d web
ADAUGO O OBI... u 2 mush
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...mention it
ADEWALE O SMITH...bye
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... bye





29.04.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...gd morning sexiest woman alive,........ hmmmmm,debatable shey? ok,lets stick with, sexiest woman in this Organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw u doing?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw ws ur nite?
ADEWALE O SMITH...i dreamt of u o
ADAUGO O OBI... still debatable
ADAUGO O OBI... Goodmornin
ADAUGO O OBI... i am ok
ADAUGO O OBI... my nite was useful
ADAUGO O OBI... how r u?
ADEWALE O SMITH...useful?
ADEWALE O SMITH...extra mural activities?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...am good, am a-okay, just a little cold sha
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... no i was jackin]
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, but d word jacking sef, .......well, i safely assume it is d reading aspect of jacking u mean
ADAUGO O OBI... yes o
ADAUGO O OBI... jackin
ADAUGO O OBI... not jaCKin
ADEWALE O SMITH...pray tell whats d diff?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know i no too sabi english, na chinese teach me english
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw nw
ADAUGO O OBI... wetin u wan hear
ADEWALE O SMITH...i no know o
ADEWALE O SMITH...teach me , oops sorri, explain
ADAUGO O OBI... jackin - book
ADAUGO O OBI... jaCKin - u knw nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...jaCKin - u knw nw...........is dat what it is called now? ok, so if i tell d chick, u know now, she go undertsand ,abi?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...thanks for updating my website
ADEWALE O SMITH...maybe i could use ur services as a web designer
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADAUGO O OBI... watz up?
ADAUGO O OBI... i knw
ADAUGO O OBI... the ceilin
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...and one oda tin too
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw long u been in this Organisation ?
ADAUGO O OBI... since august
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...last yr,rite
ADEWALE O SMITH...?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw u findin this Organisation ?....but u lucky
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH...not to have started in d branch, esp d one am from, u for no like this Organisation at all
ADAUGO O OBI... which one is dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH...sum where in lagos
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... i had the option of bein in the branch
ADAUGO O OBI... i wanted onitsha
ADAUGO O OBI... and i got it
ADAUGO O OBI... bt cos i served there as in this Organisation cali
ADAUGO O OBI... i dint want to make a decision i wud regret
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...but sha h/o na enjoyment, branch na work and labor
ADAUGO O OBI... i was avoidin the branch cos i knew i wud definitely be put in mktin
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't b too sure, cash ws d in tin
ADEWALE O SMITH...marketing sef na enjoyment
ADAUGO O OBI... but i love the branch anyway
ADAUGO O OBI... its more fun dan here
ADAUGO O OBI... just dat one can die there and neva move out if care is nt taken
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...bull eye
ADEWALE O SMITH...bull's eye
ADEWALE O SMITH...but its nt as if branch is more fun, but u get to meet people more, esp in csu or cash, but i hate cash with a passion, csu ws cool though
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw u findin this Organisation ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...cool?
ADAUGO O OBI... its ok
ADAUGO O OBI... and i love my job
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv learnt a lot of things
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm, i wish i ws ur job
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u cud be
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...invitation to treat or offer?
ADEWALE O SMITH...lead me not to temptation, i can find it myself
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... goodluck\
ADEWALE O SMITH...goodluck? na so d terrain difficult reach
ADAUGO O OBI... to be forewarned is to be forearmed
ADEWALE O SMITH...haa
ADAUGO O OBI... hoo
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok o, mo ti gentle
ADEWALE O SMITH...mbg
ADEWALE O SMITH...fine chick
ADEWALE O SMITH...sexiest woman in this Organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH...angelic c-star
ADEWALE O SMITH...agbani sister
ADEWALE O SMITH...naomi campbell figure chick
ADEWALE O SMITH...beyonce's ...... babe
ADEWALE O SMITH...j-lo's .............chick
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... wats all dat?
ADAUGO O OBI... r u yabbin me
ADEWALE O SMITH...nope
ADEWALE O SMITH...describing u
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know u cn't mirror urself, it takes other people to mirror u
ADEWALE O SMITH...and i don give myself d position of ur daily mirror
ADAUGO O OBI... ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...though have nt seen u 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...what u wearing?
ADAUGO O OBI... brb
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... i knw
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...innocent answer= d ceiling
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...can i intrude into ur private life?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... slowly though
ADEWALE O SMITH...i can be VERY NAUGHTY O, but i love taking it slowwwwwwwly
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lets hope so
ADAUGO O OBI... so intruder
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw old are u ?
ADAUGO O OBI... guess
ADEWALE O SMITH...sweet 16
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... be serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know now, life is too short to b serious,.....anyway
ADEWALE O SMITH...more like btw 22 and 25
ADAUGO O OBI... i need one ans
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, lets say 24
ADAUGO O OBI... one guess
ADAUGO O OBI... nah
ADAUGO O OBI... do i look dat old?
ADAUGO O OBI... damn
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay
ADEWALE O SMITH...just tryin to use hw many yrs u would have spent in sch
ADEWALE O SMITH...due to strikes and all sorts
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADAUGO O OBI... well i am
ADEWALE O SMITH...24?
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADEWALE O SMITH...he do
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADEWALE O SMITH...u 4 talk i do instead
ADEWALE O SMITH...i do, u know now
ADAUGO O OBI... i am
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw now
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...well u see, i too much, oya where my prize
ADAUGO O OBI... i am 22
ADEWALE O SMITH...oh
ADAUGO O OBI... oh
ADAUGO O OBI... well yes i am 22
ADAUGO O OBI... 22
ADEWALE O SMITH...em, em
ADAUGO O OBI... 22
ADAUGO O OBI... 22
ADAUGO O OBI... 22
ADEWALE O SMITH...same ni
ADAUGO O OBI... 22
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH...22 , 24.......marginal error of plus 2
ADEWALE O SMITH...same ni
ADAUGO O OBI... 2 whole yrs
ADAUGO O OBI... dats no marginal error
ADAUGO O OBI... dats BAD error
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, my bad
ADEWALE O SMITH...22, coool
ADEWALE O SMITH...confirms dat u were an effico in school
ADEWALE O SMITH...so u hooked? as in boyfriend
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...tell me about him
ADAUGO O OBI... wat do u want to knw?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm,
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, lets come back to him later, lets start with u
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up with me?
ADEWALE O SMITH...whats d craziest tin u ve ever done?
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont do crazy tins
ADAUGO O OBI... though i wish i hd liver to
ADAUGO O OBI... somehow i always seem to tink of the outcome and then i neva go ahead
ADEWALE O SMITH...serious? for me, one rule works, just do it
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADAUGO O OBI... its fun livin like dat
ADAUGO O OBI... bt it cud be expensive
ADEWALE O SMITH...got me into more wahala than i can count
ADEWALE O SMITH...but i loved it
ADAUGO O OBI... i always hv people wantin to knw wats up in my life
ADAUGO O OBI... the fuck ups and successes
ADAUGO O OBI... so i always tend to be careful
ADAUGO O OBI... try as i may i really care about wat people tink about me
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, i cn't blame u for being careful
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i am always misinterpreted
ADAUGO O OBI... or misunderstood
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats life
ADEWALE O SMITH...but d truth is. its not what u say, its how u say it
ADEWALE O SMITH...its not what u do, its how u do it
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, back to u,
ADEWALE O SMITH...who toasted who, u or ur bf?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... my bf of course
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw did u guys hook up?
ADAUGO O OBI... i met him b4 i got into skool
ADAUGO O OBI... in my ATS/ICAN lesson
ADEWALE O SMITH...cradle snatcher
ADAUGO O OBI... on a bad note
ADAUGO O OBI... cos we hated ourselves
ADEWALE O SMITH...y
ADAUGO O OBI... ok i disliked him
ADAUGO O OBI... bt he claims he liked me then and he was coverin up
ADAUGO O OBI... notin
ADAUGO O OBI... he was in skool\
ADAUGO O OBI... i wasnt
ADAUGO O OBI... in unilag
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... and u knw all dem unilag students act like trash
ADAUGO O OBI... he was always feelin cool with himself
ADAUGO O OBI... worse off, he was very brainy
ADAUGO O OBI... so wen he came he took all the shine away from me
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... all the lecturers and students shifted focus
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...beef, but actually u love to hate him, but meanwhile u were trippin
ADAUGO O OBI... no i wasnt
ADAUGO O OBI... ok maybe a lil
ADEWALE O SMITH...confession tyme
ADEWALE O SMITH...talk to papa
ADEWALE O SMITH...u played hard to get for him?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know, initial gra gra
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... we neva got to bein friends
ADAUGO O OBI... i got admission and left lag
ADAUGO O OBI... and forgot about him
ADAUGO O OBI... we met twice though
ADAUGO O OBI... somehow at a friends party
ADAUGO O OBI... but it was hi hi
ADEWALE O SMITH...mills and boons
ADAUGO O OBI... funny enough one day i came bac from skool and my elder bros was goin on and on
ADAUGO O OBI... how he has bin askin of me
ADAUGO O OBI... how he says he likes me
ADAUGO O OBI... always did
ADAUGO O OBI... and i was like trash
ADAUGO O OBI... stories that touch
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm, i love his moves, he go thru ur brother, dat way, network no fit fail lai lai
ADAUGO O OBI... brb
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... stay tuned
ADEWALE O SMITH...i will nt touch d dial
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up?
ADEWALE O SMITH...sweetest chick
ADEWALE O SMITH...my hand is up
ADAUGO O OBI... for?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u now, i dey vote for u
ADEWALE O SMITH...no one but u
ADEWALE O SMITH...no one b like u
ADAUGO O OBI... u r not serious
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i knw
ADAUGO O OBI... life is too short to be
ADEWALE O SMITH...clap for thyself
ADEWALE O SMITH...i go dash u one kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...for free, no, no, dn't thank me
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...oya miss d.j. jammin my musick
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw did ur man finally warm his way into thy heart, my fair lady
ADAUGO O OBI... well after my service
ADAUGO O OBI... i dint hv a job
ADAUGO O OBI... he was workin
ADAUGO O OBI... and i was applyin everywhere
ADAUGO O OBI... so i heard he was wrkin in ETB
ADAUGO O OBI... HO
ADEWALE O SMITH...big boy
ADAUGO O OBI... so i got his no somehow from a friend
ADAUGO O OBI... i must say here that i hd absolutely no feelins for him at this time
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...emotional blackmail
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, d end justify d means
ADAUGO O OBI... well i called him
ADAUGO O OBI... and immediately i said oluchi, he said thank God
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... he said it like he knew i was goin to call
ADAUGO O OBI... bt he swears he dint
ADAUGO O OBI... so i told him wats up
ADAUGO O OBI... dat i wanted to drop my CV with him
ADAUGO O OBI... so we hooked up the next day
ADAUGO O OBI... and all thru wen i was talkin about lookin 4 a job he was just starin
ADAUGO O OBI... sayin notin
ADAUGO O OBI... so wen i felt i hd said enough i stopped
ADAUGO O OBI... well funny enuf i dint drop my CV again
ADEWALE O SMITH...y
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno
ADAUGO O OBI... i just left
ADEWALE O SMITH...u were swepped off ur feet
ADAUGO O OBI... noooooooooooooooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... far from dat
ADAUGO O OBI... he wasnt actin like he wanted to help me wit it
ADAUGO O OBI... but i dint have any plans of seein him again after dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, if i ws in his shoes i would have been starin at ur lips
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... well he started callin and textin after dat
ADAUGO O OBI... lets take a commercial break
ADAUGO O OBI... we will be rite back
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... we hd to hear from our sponsors, this Organisation
ADAUGO O OBI... so where were we?
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...u were about kissing him
ADEWALE O SMITH...oops, sori
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH...calls and texts
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...and u talk say u no play hard to get?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... i still wasnt down
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... believe me i wasnt even tinkin bout it
ADAUGO O OBI... till i got invited to write a test in GTB
ADEWALE O SMITH...which is where we have angels like u
ADAUGO O OBI... i told him wen he called then and he said sometin to me
ADAUGO O OBI... sometin that explained y he had bin lookin for me and y he wud do anytin to make me his
ADAUGO O OBI... but sorry thats censored
ADEWALE O SMITH...haba
ADEWALE O SMITH...wetin now?
ADEWALE O SMITH...oya i go buy u lunch
ADAUGO O OBI... so well i went to the write the test
ADAUGO O OBI... nooooooooooooooooooooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... and he called again that mornin
ADAUGO O OBI... pls note that at this time he was not the only applicant
ADEWALE O SMITH...even as at now, d boat neva enter harbour
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know
ADAUGO O OBI... so well after the test we hd lunch
ADAUGO O OBI... and the rest is history
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...makes me wanna cry
ADAUGO O OBI... anyway he has so much faith in me
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats non negotiable, he has to
ADAUGO O OBI... and he tinks very highly of me
ADEWALE O SMITH...who wouldn't?
ADAUGO O OBI... and so many other lil tins that made him win
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...so romantic
ADEWALE O SMITH...i go love ooo
ADAUGO O OBI... do u want to knw his name
ADEWALE O SMITH...def
ADAUGO O OBI... Niyi
ADEWALE O SMITH...yoruba
ADEWALE O SMITH...?
ADAUGO O OBI... Omoniyi Hassan
ADAUGO O OBI... i was xpectin that
ADAUGO O OBI... yes he is
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, well well
ADEWALE O SMITH...interesting
ADEWALE O SMITH...do u mind if i probe further, if i get to intense, just type "no comment"
ADEWALE O SMITH...huh?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, my favourite
ADEWALE O SMITH...da first kiss
ADAUGO O OBI... wen i got the job in GTB
ADAUGO O OBI... i was in trainin skool
ADEWALE O SMITH...u got d job in GTB?
ADEWALE O SMITH...wetin u come find come here?
ADAUGO O OBI... i hd my interview and got the job on the same day
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... he was so impressed
ADAUGO O OBI... he came to see me in trainin skool
ADAUGO O OBI... second kiss was wen i rejected the offer
ADAUGO O OBI... it was so hard for me then and he refused to help me make a decision
ADAUGO O OBI... but wen i made my decision, he cudnt believe i did dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...excuse, hey miss, u....... ,.... em, em, skipped details, hw, when,
ADEWALE O SMITH...u bite him mistakenly, or
ADAUGO O OBI... dont worry
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... it wasnt romantic or wat
ADAUGO O OBI... i love kissin
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... wanted to say i finally found someone with same hobby as me yday
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i thot against it
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, well
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i do love kissin
ADAUGO O OBI... so well
ADAUGO O OBI... it just happened
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, now its me , d tin has gotten intense for
ADEWALE O SMITH...no comment
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u wanted to hear, so?
ADAUGO O OBI... we hv bin talkin bout me since o
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... ur turn will soon reach
ADEWALE O SMITH...no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH...but ladies first
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...u want me to turn up d heat?
ADAUGO O OBI... a lil
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i m sure i wnt ans the next ques
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...sex?
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay too early
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...maybe in 30 minutes time
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, what u wearin 2day
ADAUGO O OBI... a navy blue skirt suit
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm, splendid
ADAUGO O OBI... with a sky blue camisole
ADEWALE O SMITH...and..............
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...so who taught u hw to kiss?
ADAUGO O OBI... my imagination
ADAUGO O OBI... i told u i daydream a lot
ADEWALE O SMITH...same here
ADAUGO O OBI... so wen i did it, i guess it just flowed
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...so which is ur favourite, french kiss, spanish, break ya neck, in too deep kiss, recoil, nigeria rush rush kiss?
ADAUGO O OBI... wats in too deep?
ADAUGO O OBI... and break ur neck
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADAUGO O OBI... i like nigeria rush rush kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...rush rush?
ADEWALE O SMITH...haba
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... just foolin arnd
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...in too deep= when d tongue tries to probe as deep as possibe
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH...witout chokin o
ADAUGO O OBI... noooooooooooooooooo
ADEWALE O SMITH...huh?
ADEWALE O SMITH...no, what?
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont do dat
ADAUGO O OBI... next
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...recoil= is when d tonuge kinda of like wrap round each oda
ADAUGO O OBI... next pls
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...next kiss? or next topic?
ADAUGO O OBI... next kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...we neva do d 1st one now
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...break ya neck= is like kissin frm d side, u know, d tonuge bouncing off d walls of ur mouth
ADAUGO O OBI... i do dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...ticklisk kinda of
ADEWALE O SMITH...spanish and french, no clear distinction
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...but french is more slow and erotic
ADAUGO O OBI... i love the french
ADEWALE O SMITH...tonuges goes everyw here go able
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i did kill for the not to deep kiss
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw like u r tryin to make up ur mind
ADEWALE O SMITH...yep
ADAUGO O OBI... and u r not to sure
ADAUGO O OBI... u kiss, linger, fool arnd, kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats d one i tagged " killin me softly"
ADAUGO O OBI... i love dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...but really,
ADEWALE O SMITH...do u love ur man?
ADEWALE O SMITH...none of me business, am just curious sha
ADAUGO O OBI... yes i do
ADAUGO O OBI... well maybe i wont use the word love
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i respect him a lot
ADAUGO O OBI... and let me just say i am so into him
ADAUGO O OBI... love is too strong a word
ADEWALE O SMITH...u want to hear my own candid assessment?
ADAUGO O OBI... wat?
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok
ADAUGO O OBI... which epistle r u typin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...seems its more of d feelin of "like" nt "love", more like, u are hopin it would click in ur heart, u know maybe d sparks is there, but there are no flames, and dep inside, u are waiting for d flame bearer
ADEWALE O SMITH...i maybe wrong o
ADAUGO O OBI... well its deeper than like
ADAUGO O OBI... bt its not love
ADAUGO O OBI... actually i see him as someone i can spend my life with
ADAUGO O OBI... which is cool
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, when d desirable is not attainable, d attainable becomes d desirable
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i really dont wanna marry someone i am head over heels in love with
ADAUGO O OBI... to me respect is key
ADAUGO O OBI... if u knw me well u will understand
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont appreciate people tellin me wat to do
ADEWALE O SMITH...respect, not love?
ADAUGO O OBI... and wat not to
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats a new one
ADAUGO O OBI... bt with him i always do wat he wants
ADAUGO O OBI... at least as long as it makes sense
ADAUGO O OBI... and i avoid wat he doesnt
ADAUGO O OBI... and so far i hv not committed since i hv bin in this relationship
ADAUGO O OBI... now dont get me wrong o
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... commit not as in sex, bt in hvin absurd thots about anoda
ADAUGO O OBI... as in like kissin thots
ADAUGO O OBI... which always leads to it
ADEWALE O SMITH...kissin to sex, well , maybe, but i prefer fore play, 5 play , 7 play to sex. but for guys sex is d only way to ease sexual tension
ADAUGO O OBI... lil secret
ADAUGO O OBI... i hate sex
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...y
ADAUGO O OBI... i love the whole foreplay and everytin
ADAUGO O OBI... bt wen once it comes to dat
ADAUGO O OBI... damn!
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... y i hate it is sometin i cant phantom out till date
ADAUGO O OBI... maybe i waited too long
ADEWALE O SMITH...maybe ur first time
ADAUGO O OBI... maybe i expected too much
ADEWALE O SMITH...was not "it"
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont knw
ADAUGO O OBI... but i hate it
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw long did u wait?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wow
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... till my service yr
ADAUGO O OBI... last yr
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmmm, dats long
ADEWALE O SMITH...no guy good enuff for u in school?
ADAUGO O OBI... i just wasnt down for it then
ADAUGO O OBI... i hated it then anyway
ADAUGO O OBI... cos most guys were usin it to run girls down
ADAUGO O OBI... i straffed her
ADAUGO O OBI... she did this
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... she is a dog
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... bla bla bla
ADAUGO O OBI... and it was so annoyin
ADAUGO O OBI... i no be saint o
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i hv a conscience
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADAUGO O OBI... strong one at dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... maybe, but then, maybe its ur mindset, i view sex as love making, sumtin u do all day , no rush, no hassles
ADEWALE O SMITH... just slow and steady
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... i just dont knw wat all the fuss about it is
ADEWALE O SMITH... i always told a chick like dat, i dn't fuck, i make love
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... good 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge,
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... i thot u wanted to steer clear of sex
ADEWALE O SMITH... as a topic
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADEWALE O SMITH... anyway
ADEWALE O SMITH... i guess u dn't have any favourite sexual position
ADAUGO O OBI... no comment
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH... am in trouble
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i neva chop lunch
ADAUGO O OBI... wat happened?
ADAUGO O OBI... o
ADAUGO O OBI... i hvent either
ADEWALE O SMITH... u b girl
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no like cookin
ADEWALE O SMITH... now i have to cook when i get home
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... good 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... not good
ADEWALE O SMITH... champion league is 2day
ADEWALE O SMITH... i cn't b runnin frm ktichen to parlour
ADAUGO O OBI... ahhhhhhhhhhh
ADEWALE O SMITH... and by now na scraps dem go dey sell
ADAUGO O OBI... u can visit a fast food outlet on ur way home
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, too broke for dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... and even, y stock my hse when i go dey patronise food outlets
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry o
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... u will choose one 2day
ADEWALE O SMITH... shit happens
ADAUGO O OBI... i am off
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... tk care
ADAUGO O OBI... be good
ADEWALE O SMITH... so early?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH... dream of me o
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv to sleep
ADAUGO O OBI... so i can read this nite
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... still feelin sleepy from yday
ADEWALE O SMITH... b good to urself
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADAUGO O OBI... u too
ADAUGO O OBI... tk care



30.04.07
ADEWALE O SMITH... most lovable, huggable, KISSABLE,holdable and desirable babe in this Organisation
ADEWALE O SMITH... gd morning
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw ws ur nite?
ADAUGO O OBI... hi
ADEWALE O SMITH... hello
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry
ADAUGO O OBI... i was not on my seat
ADAUGO O OBI... my nite was ok
ADAUGO O OBI... how was urs
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADAUGO O OBI... i dint sleep anyway
ADAUGO O OBI... so now i hv a headache
ADEWALE O SMITH... eeya, pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... try dodge comot go sleep small
ADAUGO O OBI... for where nw?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm, dis trade secret o,
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... d gents
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i knw dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... not d conventional style and way of sitting on it o
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... u clean d bed aka toilet seat and d small water tank very well
ADAUGO O OBI... and?
ADEWALE O SMITH... then u sit facing d water tank, u can then rest ur head on d water tank
ADEWALE O SMITH... and carry go
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... o serious
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... dis time i am
ADEWALE O SMITH... very effective
ADEWALE O SMITH... not necessarily comfortable sha
ADAUGO O OBI... OYO
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well,ok, ok, ok, .... dn't thank me, u making me blush
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADAUGO O OBI... r u a barca fan
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... soooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrry
ADEWALE O SMITH... i almost cried
ADAUGO O OBI... y dint u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur thot came into my head,
ADEWALE O SMITH... and i smiled
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r naughty
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADEWALE O SMITH... u are lookin fan-ta-bu-lous 2day o, if na niger delta we dey, i for don kidnap u tay tay
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no need ransom sef
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... how do u knw?
ADAUGO O OBI... wen did u see me?
ADAUGO O OBI... anyway zanks
ADEWALE O SMITH... mention it
ADEWALE O SMITH... breakfast tyme dearie,
ADEWALE O SMITH... hook up later
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... eat tite
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... did u say eat tite, or eat tits, i no bring my glasses, so i no sure which is which
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH... no now, i just dey ask to b sure, cos i asked dem at d food joint for tits, and d girl said it ws not on sale
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u don kolo
ADAUGO O OBI... finally
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... no b u talk am
ADAUGO O OBI... so wats up
ADAUGO O OBI... guess wat we r discussin today
ADEWALE O SMITH... am scared
ADAUGO O OBI... wrong ans
ADAUGO O OBI... second chance
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm, u?
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... u silly
ADAUGO O OBI... we r discussin u
ADEWALE O SMITH... me ke?
ADAUGO O OBI... isnt dat great
ADEWALE O SMITH... wetin i do, am innocent o
ADAUGO O OBI... a round of applause 4 urself
ADEWALE O SMITH... am clappin
ADAUGO O OBI... u hv finally forgotten ur name
ADEWALE O SMITH... prince charmin, last time i checked
ADAUGO O OBI... do u hv '' i '' as ur initial
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope o
ADEWALE O SMITH... "o"
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADAUGO O OBI... u said u r innocent
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... since wen?
ADEWALE O SMITH... since i ws born,
ADAUGO O OBI... do u watch horror movies
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... but nt my favourite
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw d spot where vampires bite humans
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADAUGO O OBI... ?\
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... u like da spot rite?
ADAUGO O OBI... a mosquito just bit me dere
ADAUGO O OBI... its all swollen
ADAUGO O OBI... am i safe?
ADEWALE O SMITH... eeya
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... come let me help u rub it with my lips
ADAUGO O OBI... come here
ADEWALE O SMITH... haaa
ADAUGO O OBI... and do it
ADEWALE O SMITH... haaa
ADEWALE O SMITH... mo ti gentle,
ADEWALE O SMITH... but no yawa if na mosquito, u alrite
ADAUGO O OBI... k
ADAUGO O OBI... so wats up
ADAUGO O OBI... tell me bout u
ADEWALE O SMITH... u will need to ask specifics
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... em
ADAUGO O OBI... wat skool did u go to
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... best school in naija
ADEWALE O SMITH... lasu for show
ADAUGO O OBI... hw long hv u bin in lag?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... born, bred, grew up, schooled, working,will make money ,get rich, fall inlove, get married, have children, grow old and wealthy, then will die and be buried in lagos
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... cool
ADAUGO O OBI... wats ur family like?
ADEWALE O SMITH... close, loving, and fun
ADEWALE O SMITH... am da only guy though
ADEWALE O SMITH... lost my dad 10 yrs back in August
ADAUGO O OBI... oh
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry bout that
ADAUGO O OBI... only guy huh
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... da crowned prince
ADAUGO O OBI... r u a mummy's boy
ADEWALE O SMITH... lai lai
ADEWALE O SMITH... i ws d most flogged ass in da hse
ADAUGO O OBI... see u
ADAUGO O OBI... and u had the mouth to call me spoilt
ADEWALE O SMITH... i ws extremely naughty and troublesome
ADAUGO O OBI... i can imagine
ADEWALE O SMITH... am spoilt, nay,i ws marginalised
ADAUGO O OBI... u still r
ADAUGO O OBI... marginalised as in ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... only guy, so minority fraction
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... but its all good, i love dem all
ADAUGO O OBI... i was almost marginalised too
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i followed the slogan:if u cant beat dem, join dem
ADEWALE O SMITH... tom boy
ADAUGO O OBI... so i became a tomboy
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know i would love to see u in jeans
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go b traffic stopper o
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH... am sure
ADEWALE O SMITH... even in skirt suit, u dey daze , hw much more in casuals
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go wound person
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADAUGO O OBI... so bac to u
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI... how many sisters do u hv?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 1 in front, 3 at d back, 1plus 3= 4
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi?
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... na 5
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, my bad
ADEWALE O SMITH... 6 then , u know, plus u
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... do u hv a wifey?
ADEWALE O SMITH... if i tell u d truth , u will nt believe me, then i will need to start explaining
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... but d answer is, am not sure,
ADAUGO O OBI... wats d truth?
ADEWALE O SMITH... d truth is , am nt sure, i have or nt
ADAUGO O OBI... how
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... we broke up, but people want us back, but i dn't want to make up if she doesn't agree to change her attitude
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADAUGO O OBI... attitude\
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up with dat
ADAUGO O OBI... ok beta still can i get an exclusive
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u will, but later
ADEWALE O SMITH... i promise
ADAUGO O OBI... no now
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... now
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... chill
ADAUGO O OBI... b4 dat
ADAUGO O OBI... i want to ask a ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
ADAUGO O OBI... wats ur major weakness?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i dn't call dem weakness per se, cos i avoid dem, if they avoid me, if nt, i take d plunge
ADAUGO O OBI... ok so?
ADEWALE O SMITH... its nt smoking, its nt drinking
ADAUGO O OBI... its womanizing
ADAUGO O OBI... !
ADEWALE O SMITH... not entirely
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH... only busty chicks
ADAUGO O OBI... wow
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nasty
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u like big big sumtin
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH... 34 to 48
ADAUGO O OBI... wattttttttttttttttttttt
ADEWALE O SMITH... anytin bigger is choking
ADAUGO O OBI... Dbanj like u
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wey dey find overload
ADEWALE O SMITH... i like sumtin i can properly handle
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... good 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... back to our roots
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... every tiny winy liny detail
ADEWALE O SMITH... of?
ADAUGO O OBI... i wanna hear em
ADEWALE O SMITH... u need to ask specifics
ADAUGO O OBI... noooooooooooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... no specifics
ADAUGO O OBI... fire on bro
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, at least gimme d area of interest
ADEWALE O SMITH... my sleeping nature?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my first day at school?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my job in this Organisation ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my apartment?
ADAUGO O OBI... u girl
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no get
ADAUGO O OBI... *ur*
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, just summary
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... we started in 2004, then started having issues during and after my service year in 2005, and broke up in 2006
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... wat issues?
ADEWALE O SMITH... brb
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i ws seein less and less of her, esp during my service yr cause of the distance, since i was serving in a different state, but after service when i came back, i still saw less of her, and i got tired and called d tin off
ADAUGO O OBI... so y dont u knw if u hv a chick or not
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, i no get
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... and am loving it
ADEWALE O SMITH... no stress, no hassles, but lonely at times sha, but enuff chicks dey my neck, i dey fear sef
ADAUGO O OBI... u r a fine boy
ADAUGO O OBI... so i am nt surprised
ADEWALE O SMITH... u have never seen me b4
ADEWALE O SMITH... so hw do u knw?
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADAUGO O OBI... is that wat u think
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, when?
ADAUGO O OBI... in the canteen
ADAUGO O OBI... and on the walkway
ADAUGO O OBI... i knew who u were the very first day ur name appeared on my screen
ADAUGO O OBI... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... caught u starin a couple of times in the canteen
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... am i right or wrong?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well,i couldn't resist d temptation of lookin at u
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go make a good police woman o
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... did n't know u noticed
ADEWALE O SMITH... esp in d canteen
ADEWALE O SMITH... thot i ws discreet
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... My major weakness
ADEWALE O SMITH... shoot
ADAUGO O OBI... Handsome guys
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADAUGO O OBI... i can locate them even wen they r 20km away
ADAUGO O OBI... i feel them
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know, am having difficulty breathing here
ADAUGO O OBI... wetin do u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... dont tell me ur head is swellin
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i will burst it soon
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... not swellin
ADAUGO O OBI... so wat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, just tryin to resist d temptation of coming for u
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADAUGO O OBI... tell me about
ADAUGO O OBI... it
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, u are damn too fine, then to now turn my lite up, u love kissing, one is easy to deal with, but fine and love kissing, hmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADEWALE O SMITH... my head no dey think straight again
ADAUGO O OBI... good 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don get pop up wwindows for my screen
ADAUGO O OBI... wat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... thots dat come up too often
ADEWALE O SMITH... thots of u
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw d day i saw ur chatbox
ADAUGO O OBI... i just smiled
ADAUGO O OBI... i just thot i was rite all the while
ADAUGO O OBI... he was starin at me nt past me
ADAUGO O OBI... so y d frontin
ADAUGO O OBI... cos u were really frontin
ADAUGO O OBI... abi na formin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw?
ADEWALE O SMITH... as in d fronting?
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno
ADEWALE O SMITH... but i ws nt
ADAUGO O OBI... u just dey feel titen with urself
ADAUGO O OBI... *tite*
ADEWALE O SMITH... tite or tits
ADEWALE O SMITH... no turn my head o
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u don kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know
ADAUGO O OBI... i thot u were a fresh graduate employee o
ADAUGO O OBI... so i was like see dis otondo o
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wey dey front
ADEWALE O SMITH... actually, am shy
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv heard it all b4
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4real o, i am, and most times people cn't reconcile my face to my nature
ADAUGO O OBI... d day i saw ur name in the attendance
ADAUGO O OBI... i was like which kin name
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... na d name dey make my guy feel say im be jandon
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi now?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no resemble dem?
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry o
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... for ur mind o
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i no fit shout
ADAUGO O OBI... u beta shout
ADAUGO O OBI... it will help u
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, not right, nt now
ADEWALE O SMITH... dem fit rush me go yaba
ADEWALE O SMITH... left side
ADAUGO O OBI... u get file for there already nw
ADAUGO O OBI... dem go just dust am
ADAUGO O OBI... update am
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... its ws my first babe wey spoil me, i use to b gentle and quiet
ADEWALE O SMITH... and shy and easy going o
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH... for real
ADEWALE O SMITH... my first ever naked woman
ADEWALE O SMITH... i wan die dat day
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... she told me, dat d day ws d day of my rebirth
ADEWALE O SMITH... she ws crazy men
ADAUGO O OBI... u guys r both nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH... she ws , i neva crase
ADEWALE O SMITH... na just exhibit i get
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know, small effizzy of craziness
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i am feelin very sleepy
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele, come place ur head on my chest
ADEWALE O SMITH... or laps
ADAUGO O OBI... make i no go nod use head break PC screen
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wat will my head be doin in ur laps?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba
ADEWALE O SMITH... nt in it o, on it only
ADAUGO O OBI... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ADEWALE O SMITH... at least for now
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... ok o
ADAUGO O OBI... either way
ADAUGO O OBI... still nt safe
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, i put it on a tight leash
ADAUGO O OBI... lets hope so
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know so
ADEWALE O SMITH... shebi na me get am, na ur own?
ADAUGO O OBI... nooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... i get my own
ADAUGO O OBI... its in my handbag
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... do u know d best pillows in d world?
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... Dbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanj
ADEWALE O SMITH... 1) a woman's breasts 2)a woman's laps
ADAUGO O OBI... i dey hail u
ADEWALE O SMITH... o dey blush
ADEWALE O SMITH... i dey blush
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADAUGO O OBI... if i stand up from this seat nw
ADAUGO O OBI... and come to ur seat and talk to u 4 like 3mins
ADAUGO O OBI... i wud hv made their day in the department
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw is dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... dn't tell me they know i dey chat u?
ADAUGO O OBI... NO O
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa, i thot i dey follow r.kelly, u know, keep it on d downlow style, nobody has to know oooooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... new gist for them now
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... so?
ADEWALE O SMITH... as u c me so,i no c dem o
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no send dem o
ADAUGO O OBI... they will go like
ADAUGO O OBI... from where
ADAUGO O OBI... how
ADAUGO O OBI... wen
ADAUGO O OBI... bla bla bla
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, its ur call
ADEWALE O SMITH... u b big girl, and am sure, u can handle thyself, my fair lady
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... i am good
ADEWALE O SMITH... but if u come over, ain't u scared i fit no resist d temptation to kiss u
ADAUGO O OBI... a trial will confuse u
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... kick in d balls?
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa, my future
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... na my crown jewels b dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... o
ADAUGO O OBI... hv fun
ADAUGO O OBI... dey r all urs
ADEWALE O SMITH... i always have fun
ADEWALE O SMITH... my principles in life
ADAUGO O OBI... do u live for the moment?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yes and no
ADAUGO O OBI... k
ADAUGO O OBI... discuss
ADEWALE O SMITH... depends on what i meet
ADEWALE O SMITH... expectations often differ frm reality
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... and i keep a close touch wit reality
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats y am still sane
ADAUGO O OBI... good
ADAUGO O OBI... wen u first chatted me
ADAUGO O OBI... were u keepin a close touch with reality?
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i am sure ur expectations were way far from reality
ADEWALE O SMITH... what did u think were my expectations?
ADAUGO O OBI... u tell me
ADAUGO O OBI... plssssssssssssssssssssss
ADEWALE O SMITH... for me i usually, 1) i keep it simple 2) if i want sumtin , i say it, get it off my chest, let d oda person start worrying whether to give me or not
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep, i like u very much, but i can only cross d line, if u cross wit me, but if not, still ur friend for life like choky
ADEWALE O SMITH... 3) u know na, life is too short , to be serious, ................but really deep down,sumtimes, not all d times, i joke about what i want so dat, if i get rejection, it don't hurt dat bad
ADAUGO O OBI... cool
ADEWALE O SMITH... grrrrr, now u got me all sentimental
ADEWALE O SMITH... wanna get kinky?
ADAUGO O OBI... wats kinky?
ADEWALE O SMITH... kinky= naughty, sumtimes, extreme
ADAUGO O OBI... nah
ADAUGO O OBI... dont knw hw far i can go
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know u will run
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... lets roll
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay
ADEWALE O SMITH... dn't rush urself
ADEWALE O SMITH... i do tins cos i want to, nt cos of people
ADAUGO O OBI... serious
ADAUGO O OBI... i m cool
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i might bac out if it gets to hot
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats d key point, no retreat, no surrender
ADEWALE O SMITH... so dn't start what u cn't finish
ADAUGO O OBI... OYO
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award
ADAUGO O OBI... r u there?
ADEWALE O SMITH... for u, definitely
ADEWALE O SMITH... at ur service my fair lady
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know, am still laughing , as per d canteen episode,
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... just confirms what i read sumwhere, a woman does need to look straight at u , to know u are staring at her. women have side eyes
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... dats true
ADEWALE O SMITH... all d while i ws tryin to catch ur eye
ADAUGO O OBI... bt the funny tin is i hardly ever eat
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don see me finish sef
ADAUGO O OBI... bt all the times i went down there
ADAUGO O OBI... u were always arnd
ADEWALE O SMITH... me?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, i only noticed u once there
ADAUGO O OBI... i cud always see u from where i was
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa
ADAUGO O OBI... maybe it was just concidence
ADAUGO O OBI... at a point i thot u wer stalkin me
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4y
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no b desperado o
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... infact if u want me to start avoding i will, ...so if i c u coiming, i go just run back
ADAUGO O OBI... u r not serious
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... sllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep o
ADAUGO O OBI... i am driftin away
ADAUGO O OBI... to anoda space and time
ADEWALE O SMITH... come here, come place ur fine head on me chest
ADEWALE O SMITH... let me stroke ur hair
ADEWALE O SMITH... and neck
ADEWALE O SMITH... sleep go leave u sharp sharp
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... for office abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... oh, ok, i 4got say i shy sef
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... mad somebodi
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wat unit r u in?
ADEWALE O SMITH... retail credit
ADAUGO O OBI... k
ADEWALE O SMITH... i like d sharp corner u dey sef,
ADEWALE O SMITH... hidden frm view
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... u r hidden too
ADEWALE O SMITH... moi?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... or maybe i dont knw ur seat
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, its hidden in a way, at least , dats y i get away with working and chattin, without wahala
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... same here
ADEWALE O SMITH... urs is better, no body can walk round ur back if they dn't have biz with u, but people still dey pass my back small smal
ADEWALE O SMITH... low density traffic
ADEWALE O SMITH... sha
ADEWALE O SMITH... and u look really cute d day i saw u seated behind ur pc
ADEWALE O SMITH... i tripped
ADEWALE O SMITH... i trips
ADEWALE O SMITH... i tripping
ADEWALE O SMITH... i tripption
ADEWALE O SMITH... i trippment
ADEWALE O SMITH... i trippmentation
ADAUGO O OBI... o serious
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i knw
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... know what?
ADAUGO O OBI... weat?
ADAUGO O OBI... *whar*
ADAUGO O OBI... *what
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... LOL
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool down now
ADAUGO O OBI... its slp o
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya lets go for lunch
ADEWALE O SMITH... make i just dey stare st ur lips
ADAUGO O OBI... i am the only one in my unit
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI... i cant leave
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH... i 4 come over, but.....................
ADEWALE O SMITH... am feeling very naughty right now, i fit go commit
ADAUGO O OBI... no u wonty
ADAUGO O OBI... *wont*
ADAUGO O OBI... sleep
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya sleep then, use ur key board as pillow
ADAUGO O OBI... come
ADAUGO O OBI... dont change the topic
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, hope u ready for d gossip dat u said will follow
ADAUGO O OBI... make e follow
ADAUGO O OBI... bt no one is here though
ADAUGO O OBI... or do u want me to come
ADEWALE O SMITH... def
ADAUGO O OBI... so i can chase this sleep
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... u come
ADEWALE O SMITH... not come o, i mean , come over
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i will come
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv come already
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... na so u dey quick?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... u coimng?
ADAUGO O OBI... u come
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok,
ADAUGO O OBI... i m shy
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmmmmmmm, ok o, no yawa, stay tuned
ADEWALE O SMITH... 2mins
ADAUGO O OBI... k
ADAUGO O OBI... cool
ADAUGO O OBI... u look different
ADAUGO O OBI... real cool
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADAUGO O OBI... u run?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay
ADAUGO O OBI... hw did u get there so soon?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i fly
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u ve d most kissable lips i have ever seen
ADAUGO O OBI... i am blushin
ADEWALE O SMITH... and up close and personal, u too fineeeee
ADAUGO O OBI... hold it
ADAUGO O OBI... dats enuf
ADEWALE O SMITH... infact, i go apply as ur personal bodyguard
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... hope u dn't mind my having to leave so soon, i dn't like eyes on me,
ADEWALE O SMITH... love to stay below d radar
ADAUGO O OBI... see all the eyes u got up
ADEWALE O SMITH... i fear sef
ADAUGO O OBI... bet i can raise some at ur end as well
ADEWALE O SMITH... more sef
ADAUGO O OBI... u used to stay in festac
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw did u know? where do u stay?
ADAUGO O OBI... i dint knw dat
ADAUGO O OBI... where do u stay nw?
ADAUGO O OBI... that came up as u left
ADEWALE O SMITH... gbagada, on my own
ADAUGO O OBI... i used to stay in festac
ADEWALE O SMITH... where in festac?
ADAUGO O OBI... 8th ave
ADAUGO O OBI... how bout u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... 501 rd
ADEWALE O SMITH... which close?
ADAUGO O OBI... a
ADEWALE O SMITH... i shd know u then
ADAUGO O OBI... but u dont
ADEWALE O SMITH... what about now, where u staying?
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur bf's hse?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... yeah rite
ADAUGO O OBI... bf stays in surulere
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI... bt now i stay with my cousins in surulere
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... cos i cant come from there evrymornin
ADAUGO O OBI... that explains it
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI... u be festac boy
ADEWALE O SMITH... i fit move back to festac cos of u o
ADAUGO O OBI... shud hv knwn
ADAUGO O OBI... festac guys yarn tite
ADAUGO O OBI... tite not tit
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... brb
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv to get to the branch
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi love
ADEWALE O SMITH... oops, hi chick
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi, hi girlfriend
ADAUGO O OBI... hi darlin
ADAUGO O OBI... wat is that guy sayin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... long story
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont want to stand thats y i am here
ADEWALE O SMITH... sleep don dey catch me sef
ADEWALE O SMITH... u for come siddon wit me
ADAUGO O OBI... he lectured us in trainin skool
ADAUGO O OBI... one long borin lecture
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... they will chase us out o
ADAUGO O OBI... cos we will be gistin and laffin
ADEWALE O SMITH... kissing nko?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... nah
ADAUGO O OBI... i neva wan lose job
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... GTB dey there
ADAUGO O OBI... if i go there again dem go pursue me
ADAUGO O OBI... i practically ran away from trainin skool
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... shit happens
ADAUGO O OBI... will he soon be thru?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i hope so
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... i had to stand up
ADAUGO O OBI... where r u?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my seat
ADEWALE O SMITH... u want me to throw a hand
ADEWALE O SMITH... ?
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH... head nko?
ADEWALE O SMITH... or leg
ADAUGO O OBI... leg
ADEWALE O SMITH... which one? i get 3
ADAUGO O OBI... the 3rd 1
ADAUGO O OBI... should i come?
ADAUGO O OBI... i am not doin anytin here
ADEWALE O SMITH... come
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i dont need that borin lecture nw
ADAUGO O OBI... so if he is almost thru i will chill here
ADEWALE O SMITH... let me just b staring at ur face and smilin
ADEWALE O SMITH... come na
ADAUGO O OBI... else i will come
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya
ADEWALE O SMITH... dis ur "come" sef, na wa o, sofly sofly o
ADEWALE O SMITH... are u coming over?
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... Hi love, any applicants yet?
ADEWALE O SMITH... forms are ready o
ADEWALE O SMITH... just 50k per form, also available on dvd
ADEWALE O SMITH... format
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u go carry gun
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u go back up na , abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... what are friends for
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i love dat ur smile
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... esp dat teasing, mischevious one, hangin on ur lips
ADEWALE O SMITH... side of it
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite
ADEWALE O SMITH... 4 real
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know i dn't lie on wednesdays
ADAUGO O OBI... o
ADAUGO O OBI... i 4got
ADEWALE O SMITH... wetin u dey use dat ur pretty head think?
ADAUGO O OBI... rubbish o
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw can?
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno o
ADEWALE O SMITH... seems u don need spanking
ADAUGO O OBI... who will spank me?
ADEWALE O SMITH... who else? big DADA, moi
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u too close to ur monitor o
ADEWALE O SMITH... make d radiation no go turn ur lips to brigt red totally
ADEWALE O SMITH... it would b too hard to resist
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI THE OBEDIENT WIFE


There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money.


Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'


And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.


Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,


'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,


'Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'


The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'


You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'


Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks they are smarter than women.



ADEWALE O SMITH .........and to every man who thinks they are smarter than women.
ADEWALE O SMITH hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH u wan chop cane, abi?
ADAUGO O OBI yes
ADEWALE O SMITH u no fear me again ?
ADEWALE O SMITH u don go chop chicken liver
ADEWALE O SMITH i swallow little girls like u o
ADAUGO O OBI i am scared!!!
ADEWALE O SMITH dats better
ADEWALE O SMITH go and sin no more
ADAUGO O OBI lol
ADAUGO O OBI hi sweet
ADAUGO O OBI i tink i am on my way
ADAUGO O OBI shit
ADEWALE O SMITH shit?
ADEWALE O SMITH u chattiming me frm d gents?
ADEWALE O SMITH cooool
ADEWALE O SMITH
ADEWALE O SMITH u neva go?
ADEWALE O SMITH no forget go home o














02.05.07
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi love
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up darlin/
ADAUGO O OBI... how was ur break?
ADEWALE O SMITH... cool, too short
ADEWALE O SMITH... though
ADAUGO O OBI... i am really messed up dis mornin
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don get belly?
ADAUGO O OBI... i fucked up y nite
ADAUGO O OBI... went to read as usual bt i think i over did it
ADEWALE O SMITH... eeyah
ADEWALE O SMITH... u shd relax, u know
ADAUGO O OBI... i ate a lot of kola
ADEWALE O SMITH... caffeine
ADEWALE O SMITH... u don high dey
ADAUGO O OBI... and i didnt close my eyes thruout the nite
ADAUGO O OBI... now i think i feel high or i hv a hangover
ADAUGO O OBI... plus migraine
ADAUGO O OBI... plus i am nt seein well
ADAUGO O OBI... plus evrytin
ADEWALE O SMITH... take d day off
ADAUGO O OBI... my boss no go gree
ADEWALE O SMITH... tell dem u need to go do pregnancy test
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... she has already started sendin up and down
ADEWALE O SMITH... go use d gents, 30minutes shd b ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know
ADAUGO O OBI... i will later
ADEWALE O SMITH... u look stunning today my love, feel like holdin u in my arms
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADAUGO O OBI... i feel useless
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, just take tins easy
ADEWALE O SMITH... no rush urself
ADEWALE O SMITH... but u no suppose dey over do tins o, u shd learn to relax,personally i dn't believe in over nite reading, i never did it
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i cant read durin d day so
ADEWALE O SMITH... closest i did, was to read late into d nite, or wake up very early to read, apart frm dat i no dey overstress my brain
ADAUGO O OBI... besides i acheived a lot yday
ADAUGO O OBI... and normally kola doesnt work for me
ADAUGO O OBI... dats y i took so much
ADAUGO O OBI... dont knw wat dis is about
ADEWALE O SMITH... well,no over do tins o
ADAUGO O OBI... dis na new development
ADAUGO O OBI... besides unlike u i cant read durin d day
ADEWALE O SMITH... just take it easy o, i no want make my beauty queen crash o
ADAUGO O OBI... i am used to overnite readin
ADEWALE O SMITH... i learnt to read any where and every where
ADAUGO O OBI... rite now sweetie dat will be a good idea
ADEWALE O SMITH... in d bus, in d toilet
ADAUGO O OBI... to crash i mean
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADAUGO O OBI... wen dis chick by my side no go let me read
ADAUGO O OBI... even wen i am jobless
ADAUGO O OBI... and i hv bin jobless for like 2 days nw
ADEWALE O SMITH... u do it in style
ADEWALE O SMITH... what re ur job functions?
ADAUGO O OBI... rite nw
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont knw
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, take sum official lookin documents, place ur papers between them, and read, dn't use text books if u can afford it
ADAUGO O OBI... i knw
ADAUGO O OBI... i read my jottins
ADAUGO O OBI... and i put it in a file
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i am tired of readin them
ADAUGO O OBI... i need my books
ADEWALE O SMITH... get those big files, and put ur books in between
ADAUGO O OBI... i tink she wants me to fail
ADAUGO O OBI... she is always snoopin arnd
ADAUGO O OBI... to see wat i am doin
ADAUGO O OBI... she is a pain in my ass rit e nw
ADEWALE O SMITH... in ur ass? damn, i shd be her
ADEWALE O SMITH... then
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw wat i feel like doin
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... what?
ADAUGO O OBI... SCREAMIN
ADEWALE O SMITH... go on, just do it
ADAUGO O OBI... nah
ADEWALE O SMITH... then let anytin stop u
ADAUGO O OBI... cant tink of any good reason to give for doin dat nw
ADEWALE O SMITH... must everytin u do, have a reason, let logic take a back seat, and ket emotions rule thy heart, my fair lady
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... u r about to hear me
ADAUGO O OBI... its goin down
ADAUGO O OBI... rite
ADAUGO O OBI... about
ADAUGO O OBI... NOW
ADAUGO O OBI... shit!
ADEWALE O SMITH... ??
ADAUGO O OBI... I cant
ADEWALE O SMITH... y
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv lost my voice
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... oya come and collect d kiss of life, ur voice will come back
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i wish
ADAUGO O OBI... i cud really use some rite nw
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... come get it then, at no fee
ADEWALE O SMITH... slow, sweet and soothing
ADEWALE O SMITH... offer expires at midnight
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... bt seriously
ADAUGO O OBI... i aint joking
ADEWALE O SMITH... i wsn't too
ADAUGO O OBI... i just saw ur mail
ADAUGO O OBI... funny
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep ease ur tension
ADEWALE O SMITH... but am i ur kissing candidate? would love to run ur oval office frm ur whie house
ADAUGO O OBI... i dint quite get dat
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, i ws just askin if ur highness considers me worthy to kiss her royal lips, and nibble on those lusious lips, and possibly do tonuge wrestling, with hers
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw dat rite?
ADEWALE O SMITH... i know darling
ADAUGO O OBI... It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent..... ......... ......... ..........12 Calories

Without her consent..... ......... ......... .....2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands....... ......... ......... ........8 Calories

With one hand........ ......... ......... .........12 Calories

With your teeth....... ......... ......... ........485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection.... ......... ......... ............ 6 Calories

Without an erection.... ......... ......... ......3315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary.. ......... ......... ............ ......... 12 Calories

69 lying down........ ......... ......... .........78 Calories

69 standing up.......... ......... ......... ......812 Calories

Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ............ .....216 Calories

Doggy Style....... ......... ......... ............ .326 Calories

Italian chandelier.. ......... ......... .. .......2912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real........ ......... ......... ............ ..112 Calories

Fake........ ......... ......... ............ ......1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ......... ....18 Calories

Getting up immediately. ......... ......... ......36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. ......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years....... ......... ......... ...........36 Calories

30-39 years....... ......... ......... ...........80 Calories

40-49 years....... ......... ......... ...........124 Calories

50-59 years....... ......... ......... ...........1972 Calories

60-69 years....... ......... ......... ...........7916 Calories

70 and over........ ......... ......... ..........Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly...... ......... ......... ............ ......... ........32 Calories

In a hurry....... ......... ......... ............ ......... .......98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door... ........5218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door........ ....13,521 Calories

Remember, results may vary.



BEST WISHES FOR A SAFE AND HEALTHY 2007!
ADEWALE O SMITH... i always like experimenting to draw my own conclusions, b4 i accept other peoples theories, so will u kindly join me in d above mentioned experiment dis weekend
ADEWALE O SMITH... calories will be adequately measured and calculated according to usage
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... so from the top wat option r we usin in the first one
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADAUGO O OBI... with or without consent?
ADEWALE O SMITH... with ur consent of course, i believe in mutuality
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... with both hands or one
ADAUGO O OBI... or with ur teeth
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol, well, since my lips wil b on urs, my hands will definitely b roamin and exploring d crevices and nooks and crannies of thy body, my fair lady, so i guess , u will remove d bra urself
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lie lie
ADAUGO O OBI... if u don’t, notin 4 u
ADAUGO O OBI... or u use straw
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, i wll use one hand
ADAUGO O OBI... good
ADAUGO O OBI... sharp guy
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... i might tear d bra in d process sha o,
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... we go buy anoda
ADEWALE O SMITH... one
ADAUGO O OBI... dont worry i knw the ans to the next one
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... definitely with
ADEWALE O SMITH... correct babe
ADEWALE O SMITH... u too much
ADEWALE O SMITH... clap for thyself
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... down to biz
ADAUGO O OBI... the main course
ADAUGO O OBI... POSITIONS?
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... well
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADEWALE O SMITH... i customised my own positions, i have 2 main course dat i serve, one for full penetration, d oda is for d lady to b in charge
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... flip mode and face to face, i call dem
ADEWALE O SMITH... flip mode is a modified and advanced version of missionary
ADEWALE O SMITH... it might liken wheelbarrow, but its more hard hittin, straight to d core
ADAUGO O OBI... badman
ADEWALE O SMITH... face to face= while, it allows deserts to b served while havin d main course, u know, we can b kissin, and smooching, while doin face to face, so for u, my queen, , i will do face to face
ADEWALE O SMITH... tto bad its nt in d options provided above
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... pls state0.
ADEWALE O SMITH... ??
ADAUGO O OBI... pls state calories for both
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, they currently un-experimented fields,and un-charted islands , so we will need to measure and monitor d calories, while on duty
ADAUGO O OBI... while on duty?
ADAUGO O OBI... nah nah
ADAUGO O OBI... i need to concentrate
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, we measure calories burnt after duty
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... manageable
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... to d next q, orgasm is a certainty, esp in "face to face" posiiton, since u will b in charge,but nt necessarily in ctrl, i will definitely enure, satisfaction is guarnateed.
ADAUGO O OBI... post org
ADAUGO O OBI... sup?
ADEWALE O SMITH... why d hurry, we will b lying in bed hugging, and of course, kissing
ADEWALE O SMITH... 2nd erection is a certainty, i b action guv'nor
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw someone almost saw my screen nw
ADAUGO O OBI... naughty u
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... who?
ADAUGO O OBI... one RM
ADEWALE O SMITH... small deal, think i saw her, big , dark and fat, abi?\
ADEWALE O SMITH... female too
ADAUGO O OBI... yes o
ADEWALE O SMITH... she go understand jo
ADAUGO O OBI... u want her to come here abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol, haba, no scare me o, she go just fall on top of u, ...lol.............anyways my love, as per , dressing afterwards, it will definitely b calmly if its at my apartment, but if for d craziness of the thrill we use ur place, i will probably b runnin out of d window butt naked, i go dash u my clothes
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... am startin to enjoy f fringe benefits of dis table o
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... one chick just dey dash me full body contact hugs, she want make i kolo for dis kain cold weather, one mgr just gimme N1,500 recharge card,
ADEWALE O SMITH... now now
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no fit shout
ADEWALE O SMITH... anoda just texted to me, dn't know hw much though
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... ohhh my loveeeee, my darlinnnnnnnnng, i hunger for ur toucccccccch,
ADEWALE O SMITH... lullaby
ADEWALE O SMITH... with tyme, go so slowly
ADEWALE O SMITH... and time can do so much
ADEWALE O SMITH... .....bla, bla, bla
ADEWALE O SMITH... am feeling sleepy
ADAUGO O OBI... pele
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... my brain dey hot, too much thinkin
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi love
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up
ADEWALE O SMITH... just saw u shakin ur ass now
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i went to crash
ADEWALE O SMITH... i guess as much
ADAUGO O OBI... it was nt interestin
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, i have to say
ADEWALE O SMITH... nice ass
ADEWALE O SMITH... i couldn't help but notice, i seriously tried to close my eyes
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nt serious
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... naija woman, simple compliment wey u go say thank u
ADAUGO O OBI... no thanks
ADEWALE O SMITH... u think say na all women get theirs as nice
ADEWALE O SMITH... sum are too big
ADAUGO O OBI... dont look at my bum bum again
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, its nt my area of concentration, na d rhymtic movements attract me
ADAUGO O OBI... hv u eaten?
ADEWALE O SMITH... nope
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH... dunno
ADEWALE O SMITH... feelin tired
ADEWALE O SMITH... and lazy
ADAUGO O OBI... good for u
ADAUGO O OBI... i dey nod badly for here o
ADEWALE O SMITH... pele
ADEWALE O SMITH... make we go for lunch?
ADAUGO O OBI... if i go na to go sleep o
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa, i fit take style steal kiss
ADAUGO O OBI... OYO
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u game on d lunch tin?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH... k, let use d stairs , i need d exercise
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH... d staff stairs, near d gents
ADAUGO O OBI... u want to see booty
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi now
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know d place dey lonely, i fit try sum ideas i have
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH... chicken
ADAUGO O OBI... cow
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmmm, nay, am more of a lion, dats y i call my place d Lion's den
ADEWALE O SMITH... u ready cutie?
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, lobby in 5 minutes
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... k
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur bf dey try o
ADAUGO O OBI... wat?
ADAUGO O OBI... how?
ADEWALE O SMITH... too much admirers
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH... hope he aint jealous
ADAUGO O OBI... he is copin
ADAUGO O OBI... he tries nt to be
ADAUGO O OBI... bt he is a fine boy too
ADEWALE O SMITH... well, babes are nt as daring as guys
ADEWALE O SMITH... very few babe will walk up to a guy to tell him he is a fine boy
ADEWALE O SMITH... "babes"
ADEWALE O SMITH... but u really are very lovely
ADAUGO O OBI... ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH... infact, if i dey trip b4
ADEWALE O SMITH... now i dey over trip
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks anyway
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADEWALE O SMITH... any time
ADEWALE O SMITH... just pray there is no eclipse of the sun, whenever am near u o
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... or?
ADEWALE O SMITH... haa
ADEWALE O SMITH... i go commit o
ADAUGO O OBI... wetin u wan commit
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH... kissing, touchery, grabbery, and if time stand still, a whole lot more
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... wats grabbery?
ADEWALE O SMITH... check naija dictionary, written and prepared by olu
ADAUGO O OBI... haha
ADEWALE O SMITH... it is d act of grabbing d essentials tools, aka 2 turtle doves
ADEWALE O SMITH... or pair of does
ADEWALE O SMITH... as described by King Solomon in d songs of solomon




05.05.07
ADAUGO O OBI... see forming o
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw?
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... Nigerian Dating Etiquette Importance: High Nigerian Women * Yoruba * First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street. * Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex. * Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible. * Ibo * First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex. * Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you. * Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me. * Hausa * First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex. * Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex. * Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married. * Rivers State * First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex. * Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex. * Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you. * Cross Rivers * First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. * Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted.. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex. * Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex. * You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me".
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... hi love
ADEWALE O SMITH... i mean, miss nice ass
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... or is it bum bum
ADAUGO O OBI... U R NUTS
ADEWALE O SMITH... dats y i love u
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... u love me cos u r nuts
ADAUGO O OBI... how romantic!
ADEWALE O SMITH... i love cos i love u
ADEWALE O SMITH... d nuts is reason number 2
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u lookin very nice,i ws highly tempted, infact, no wonder p-square said, dis na temptation, it can lead to confusion...........imagination, oh lord,..............
ADAUGO O OBI... OYO
ADEWALE O SMITH... as long as u dey there wit me
ADEWALE O SMITH... no yawa
ADAUGO O OBI... hw was ur day?
ADEWALE O SMITH... still feel a lil bit messed up
ADEWALE O SMITH... hw ws urs?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... ur weekend nko? hope u got to "jack" very , very well
ADAUGO O OBI... yes i did
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmm
ADAUGO O OBI... and dey r givin me my leave from next week
ADAUGO O OBI... one week
ADEWALE O SMITH... coool
ADEWALE O SMITH... next week? but exams is upper week
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok frm thursday or friday?
ADAUGO O OBI... tuesday
ADEWALE O SMITH... to resume when, monday? and exams is for 20 /21, rite? i dn't get
ADAUGO O OBI... to resume thursday
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok, its all good
ADAUGO O OBI... wat dont u understand
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... i asked for 7 days
ADAUGO O OBI... from tuesday to thursday
ADAUGO O OBI... to prepare and write
ADEWALE O SMITH... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH... wish u God's favor
ADAUGO O OBI... thanks darlin
ADEWALE O SMITH... hmmm, she called me darlin
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no go off dis system 2day b dat
ADAUGO O OBI... llol
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH... can i come over and kiss u?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes pls
ADEWALE O SMITH... dat ws too fast
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... whats up wit u and ur aristo? d man don begin frown 4me o
ADAUGO O OBI... who dat?
ADEWALE O SMITH... d one talkin to u earlier, when i saw u
ADAUGO O OBI... Mr N
ADEWALE O SMITH... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... o
ADEWALE O SMITH... make i give am form, make he fill
ADAUGO O OBI... yes o
ADAUGO O OBI... he needs it
ADAUGO O OBI... give am 2
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol, is he ur specs sha?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u dey mad
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH... u know , he might nt understand d dynamics of foreplay,
ADEWALE O SMITH... na just , push on d bed, jump ontop, after 5 minutes, get dressed
ADEWALE O SMITH... and maybe he will say, nne, u try o
ADAUGO O OBI... God forbid
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i reject
ADEWALE O SMITH... awomen
ADEWALE O SMITH... i mean , amen
ADAUGO O OBI... which kin thot
ADEWALE O SMITH... na easy now
ADEWALE O SMITH... na joke
ADAUGO O OBI... bloody cultist
ADEWALE O SMITH... no offense
ADEWALE O SMITH... who me
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI... awomen abi
ADAUGO O OBI... yes u
ADAUGO O OBI... which defence u wan throw
ADEWALE O SMITH... if i b cultist, i go don kidnap u tay tay
ADEWALE O SMITH... i b jew man o
ADAUGO O OBI... u don repent nw
ADAUGO O OBI... if na then
ADEWALE O SMITH... i no sabi anytin
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw nw
ADAUGO O OBI... were ur gun dey?
ADEWALE O SMITH... gun ke?
ADEWALE O SMITH... haba
ADEWALE O SMITH... God bless u sister
ADAUGO O OBI... bless u too bro
ADEWALE O SMITH... d Lord just minstered to my heart...........
ADEWALE O SMITH... he said to tell u, dat to pass dis professional exam
ADEWALE O SMITH... u need 3 days of over nite prayers
ADEWALE O SMITH... and it has to b in my apartment
ADEWALE O SMITH... Halleluyah sumbodi, God is good

ADAUGO O OBI... u don craze finish
ADEWALE O SMITH... u just dey know? na u turn my head
ADAUGO O OBI... no o
ADAUGO O OBI... na so i meet u
ADEWALE O SMITH... nay, my case neva reach dis level,
ADEWALE O SMITH... na d love u push me fall into come make me kolo finally
ADEWALE O SMITH... u lucky i no wan rock ur love boat, else, i will b firing on all cylinders, but even,on 2nd thots, u too fine, u go gimme hypertension, cos of u, i go fit chop, i no go fit drink, i no go fit shit, ur love fit b health hazard,
ADEWALE O SMITH... but , em, em, ...hmm, i no mind sha
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... 6th floor pls
ADAUGO O OBI... u need medical help
ADEWALE O SMITH... 6th floor? our love nest?
ADEWALE O SMITH... coooooooool
ADEWALE O SMITH... u wan gimme TLC, yeeeee, my own don better
ADEWALE O SMITH... if loving u na crime, i go become armu rubber
ADAUGO O OBI... good 4 u
ADAUGO O OBI... u knw where u will end
ADEWALE O SMITH... in ur heart darling
ADEWALE O SMITH... abi na bosom
ADEWALE O SMITH... same ni jo
ADAUGO O OBI... all of the above
ADEWALE O SMITH... correct
ADEWALE O SMITH... u too much


ADEWALE O SMITH so, whats up wit u?
ADAUGO O OBI notin much
ADEWALE O SMITH hw is ur side of d fence? ur oga no dey on ur case
ADAUGO O OBI not today
ADAUGO O OBI she has other pressin issues
ADEWALE O SMITH she dey iron for office?
ADEWALE O SMITH no nepa for her area?
ADAUGO O OBI lol
ADEWALE O SMITH i want to start goin, na my guy dey delay me,
ADAUGO O OBI ok
ADEWALE O SMITH u know, it wsn't only d foul mood, dat made me try to nt chat wit u
ADAUGO O OBI well
ADAUGO O OBI i guess i believe u
ADEWALE O SMITH i didn't want to get to emotionally attached to u, its nt good for me, dats y i tried to stay away, it wsn't forming o, just tryin to keep my feeling in check
ADAUGO O OBI ok
ADAUGO O OBI good 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH so if i drop off d radar once in a while, u go understand, say its nt forming, even i no sabi form, am just a gentle, quiet, easy going, young man
ADAUGO O OBI i appreciate dat
ADAUGO O OBI and i will understand
ADAUGO O OBI its necessary one in a while
ADAUGO O OBI once*
ADEWALE O SMITH abi
ADEWALE O SMITH too much kisses, can cause
ADEWALE O SMITH love making
ADEWALE O SMITH lack of kisses, causes tension
ADEWALE O SMITH enuff kisses, well, ...........is it ever enuff?
ADAUGO O OBI lol
ADEWALE O SMITH but u b fine chick, and am happy u b my wife, oops, sori, my friend
ADAUGO O OBI i pity u
ADEWALE O SMITH pity me?
ADAUGO O OBI all this ur expensive truths oops mistake
ADEWALE O SMITH lol
ADEWALE O SMITH well, at least i dey say my mind, if u like believe it, i go make u a convert
ADAUGO O OBI we will see bout that
ADEWALE O SMITH u shd b discouraging me young lady
ADEWALE O SMITH g2g
ADEWALE O SMITH my guy don ready
ADEWALE O SMITH take care love
ADAUGO O OBI ok
ADAUGO O OBI u too dearie
ADEWALE O SMITH dream of me o, dats if u gree sleep
ADAUGO O OBI ok


06.05.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...good morning sister oluchi, hw ws ur nite?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hope u didn't forget to go home
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... i went home
ADAUGO O OBI... good mornin?
ADAUGO O OBI... hw r u?
ADEWALE O SMITH...dark in complexion, average height, quiet, sexy, rich (at least in d making), and cool
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...did u catch my y/say's kiss?i blew it to u, hope dat woman didn't snatch it o
ADAUGO O OBI... noooooooooooooooo
ADAUGO O OBI... i caught it
ADEWALE O SMITH...good,
ADEWALE O SMITH...u liked it right?
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADEWALE O SMITH...make i come give u d real tin?
ADAUGO O OBI... nooooooooooooo
ADEWALE O SMITH...y now
ADAUGO O OBI... z o
ADEWALE O SMITH...spoil sport
ADAUGO O OBI... my name
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm, no wonder, u dey turn my head
ADEWALE O SMITH...not seen u dis morning, so tell me, hw u lookin love? hot and sexy
ADAUGO O OBI... dunno
ADEWALE O SMITH...wetin dey worry u, i go come spank u o, talk now
ADAUGO O OBI... spank fire
ADEWALE O SMITH...stubborn girl
ADAUGO O OBI...
JUST IMAGINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!



________________________________
CONSENT FORM TO BE SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE (MEN PROTECTION DESIGNED AFTER THE JACOB ZUMA INCIDENT AND/ OR CASE)

This certifies that, I _______________________the undersigned female (hereafter referred to as the "screwee") about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _______________ (hereafter referred to as the "screwer"):

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic substance/s.

3. THAT the aforementioned screwer did not use any force, threats,
coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not, and I do not care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him because I love it
and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive the full and 'delicious' satisfaction, which I
expect, declares in advance the capacity and willingness for further
participation as soon as time permits.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file
charges against him in the event that:

10.1 I contract a sexual disease
10.2 I fall pregnant
10.3. I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or
otherwise


SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS _______ DAY OF (MONTH)____________

(YEAR) ___________ AT ___________________

Signature of screwee : ___________________

Date of birth : ___________________

Date of conduct : ___________________

ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...when are u signing it?
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't keep me waiting o
ADAUGO O OBI... wen u r ready
ADEWALE O SMITH...i ws a boy scount, and our motto was, be prepared, .......so am ever ready
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... print and send the hard copy
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...hard ccopy ke? nay, ur word is good enuff for me
ADAUGO O OBI... no o
ADAUGO O OBI... i must sign the form
ADAUGO O OBI... one copy for u
ADAUGO O OBI... one for me
ADAUGO O OBI... one for admin
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, no yawa, u will sign at my place, u know, for total privacy
ADEWALE O SMITH...no undue interruptions, and distruptions
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... no wahala
ADEWALE O SMITH...na so, no wonder u thief my heart, u too much
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI... na u give me o
ADEWALE O SMITH...u sure? anywya, saw u earlier at d canteen, u looking cute, my fair lady, .......so huggable, holdable, kissable and lovable
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...4real
ADEWALE O SMITH...u are simply irresistible
ADAUGO O OBI... zanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...always my pleasure , my love, always my pleasure
ADAUGO O OBI... wats up?
ADEWALE O SMITH...temperature
ADAUGO O OBI... r u runnin temp
ADEWALE O SMITH...i guess
ADAUGO O OBI... y?
ADEWALE O SMITH...cold, body aches, feverish , - malaria, i guess, then ur love come top d chart
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't think i can make it down 2moro
ADEWALE O SMITH...need to rest
ADAUGO O OBI... pele
ADAUGO O OBI... i needed like 5 mins nap
ADAUGO O OBI... just got bac
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, wish i could go for nap too
ADEWALE O SMITH...but am so cold
ADAUGO O OBI... sorry
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...hey omoge
ADEWALE O SMITH...cutie
ADEWALE O SMITH...sexy
ADEWALE O SMITH...my love
ADEWALE O SMITH...mbg
ADEWALE O SMITH...miss nice bum bum
ADAUGO O OBI... hehe
ADAUGO O OBI... hw r u feelin?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, em, em, cold sha, but, em , em...........
ADEWALE O SMITH...i ws wondering if i can use ur cold removal facilities for just sum minutes
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know na, what are friends for
ADAUGO O OBI... oya come
ADEWALE O SMITH...u sure about dat?
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...chicken
ADEWALE O SMITH...but u know, u shd b d one to come, after all, am d one with d cold,
ADEWALE O SMITH...gd nite
ADAUGO O OBI... tk care dear
ADAUGO O OBI... goodnite









09.05.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...hi sexy
ADEWALE O SMITH...where did u disappear to y/day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...almost called interpol to search for u
ADAUGO O OBI... hi dear
ADAUGO O OBI... i was on 6th floor
ADAUGO O OBI... i had a trainin
ADEWALE O SMITH...thot u eloped with Hassan
ADEWALE O SMITH...what trainin was dat? house-wifeing techniques?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... CRC trainin
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...so u doing? hw is d reading going on?
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...sleepless nites too?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes o
ADEWALE O SMITH...no wound urself o
ADAUGO O OBI... i no go wound
ADAUGO O OBI... no worry
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know, u b big girl, u can handle thyself
ADEWALE O SMITH...but over skill na him dey kill pass o
ADEWALE O SMITH...softly, softly o
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI... zanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...dat danish way of thanks? coooool
ADEWALE O SMITH...i didn't know u understood d language
ADAUGO O OBI... hope u r beta nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...i guess so,cos if its possible to b high on anti-malaria drugs, then dats hw am feelin now
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... maybe u are
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay, am naturally high
ADEWALE O SMITH...d drugs just dey dull me
ADEWALE O SMITH...at least i thank God its just malaria, and nt sumtin else
ADAUGO O OBI... yea
ADAUGO O OBI... i tho u were pregnant
ADEWALE O SMITH... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...na u impregnate me?
ADEWALE O SMITH...dat would b so cooooooool
ADAUGO O OBI... i neva touch u nw
ADEWALE O SMITH...u get d liver?
ADAUGO O OBI... ahhhhhhhhh
ADAUGO O OBI... no try me o
ADEWALE O SMITH...na so d small pikin for my compound dey always shout, but i c dem, they run
ADEWALE O SMITH...all mouth, no action
ADAUGO O OBI... OK O
ADEWALE O SMITH...so what u wearing 2day?
ADAUGO O OBI... suit
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know say na suit, not bikini, is it green, yellow, pink,?in fact, i no sure say u pass descriptive essay for school?
ADAUGO O OBI... pink suit
ADAUGO O OBI... orange camisole
ADAUGO O OBI... and green pants
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...so many colors
ADEWALE O SMITH...and green pants? hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... pants as in trousers
ADAUGO O OBI... dbanj
ADEWALE O SMITH...pant na pant
ADEWALE O SMITH...i resemble english man?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...when did brown suit become pink and orange? though d green one, i no fit ascertain dat for now, but hope its matches d one at d top
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... its black
ADAUGO O OBI... olodo
ADEWALE O SMITH...whats black? d suit? or under d suit?
ADAUGO O OBI... the suit and the pants
ADAUGO O OBI... the shirt is brown
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...d unseen nko?
ADAUGO O OBI... for me to knw and for u to wonder
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...lets rephrase d above statement
ADEWALE O SMITH..............for u to wear, and for me to find out
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...find out= better still, take off
ADAUGO O OBI... u don kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, u can say dat again
ADEWALE O SMITH...................sitting here, relaxing, enjoying my joe, all i need now, is just a glass of barcardi and/or vodka in me hands and u right beside me, .......but em, em, maybe we chill till after office hrs, different venue, u know,.....cos i might want to snuggle up real close
ADEWALE O SMITH..................and my hands might sneak up sum exclusive tourist attractions, and u know my lips might decide to follow suit too
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...whats d full for c.r.d?
ADAUGO O OBI... Credit record department
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, dats d new dept in charge of credit matters,rite? data, info, statistics, credit worthdiness and d likes
ADEWALE O SMITH...abi?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADAUGO O OBI... u r very brilliant
ADEWALE O SMITH...more of intelligent than brillant, i ain't d book type, i add flair to it
ADAUGO O OBI... ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, u no sabi diff btw brillant and intelligent, ok listen omo girlfriend, dis is free lesson am givin u o, anyway u know in life, u have d "why" and d "how".........i prefer to know "why", cos then i can always do d "how", but knowing just d "how" limits u to dat one lane, one track, one way tin
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH...and u can take dat to d bank
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...u ain't coming as frm tuesday rite?
ADEWALE O SMITH...will miss seeing and admiring ur nice bum bum o, kai, for one whole week, no bum shaking action
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i withdrew my leave letter
ADEWALE O SMITH...Y
ADEWALE O SMITH...ISSUES?
ADAUGO O OBI... it was becomin too formal
ADAUGO O OBI... they signed it though
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i withdrew it afterwards
ADEWALE O SMITH...Y
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw u goin to study for d exams? and ain't u goin to attend d exams
ADAUGO O OBI... wateva howeva
ADEWALE O SMITH...if it ws approved, y withdraw it?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well,i guess u know what u doing
ADEWALE O SMITH...sweet heart
ADEWALE O SMITH...u there?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...so dat means u gonna b arnd all thru next wk
ADAUGO O OBI... yes i am
ADAUGO O OBI... so u still get to see the booty shake
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats rite, dats what am talking about
ADEWALE O SMITH...bootylicious babe
ADAUGO O OBI... oyo
ADEWALE O SMITH..........only if u will come with me
ADAUGO O OBI... no\
ADEWALE O SMITH...no?
ADEWALE O SMITH...wetin dey worry ur head, dats an offer of a lifetime
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know hw many girls would give their right boob, i mean, hand , to b in ur place
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r mad
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...hey, dn't burst a vein o
ADEWALE O SMITH...so what now happens in d exam week proper?
ADEWALE O SMITH...u will simply nt come to work?
ADAUGO O OBI... i will zap
ADAUGO O OBI... if they like they shud bring heavens dwn
ADEWALE O SMITH...haba
ADAUGO O OBI... if they give me query i will answer
ADEWALE O SMITH...i dn't feel u on dat, i think there are better rational ways to do tins than absconding like dat
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... i tried doin it the rite way
ADAUGO O OBI... so maybe i shud try the wrong way
ADEWALE O SMITH...d wrong way is only good , when u have ur ass covered
ADEWALE O SMITH...and i dn't think u ve done dat \
ADAUGO O OBI... my ass is more than coverd
ADEWALE O SMITH...here
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...so tell me
ADAUGO O OBI... over covered
ADAUGO O OBI... and they knw
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw?
ADAUGO O OBI... dats y wen i said i wanted to withdraw my letter they quickly signed it
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...what ws d "behind d scenes" reasons dat made u withdraw d leave letter?
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i dont go bac on my word
ADAUGO O OBI... i made up my mind to withdraw the letter
ADAUGO O OBI... even if it will cost me the exam
ADAUGO O OBI... bt i will remind someone one day
ADEWALE O SMITH...venegance? girlfriend, it hurts u more keepin it inside and hopin to get ur revenge sum day, makes u bitter
ADEWALE O SMITH...but u wrong on d issue of nt goin back on ur word
ADEWALE O SMITH...change is d only constant tin in life
ADAUGO O OBI... nt on this occasion
ADEWALE O SMITH...u shd adapt to d current situation regardless of words said, insults hurled at each oda, not d cold war on ground
ADAUGO O OBI... nobody insulted anybody o
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, cold war
ADEWALE O SMITH...then
ADAUGO O OBI... nobody even knew i wasnt findin it funny
ADAUGO O OBI... till i withdrew the letter
ADEWALE O SMITH...cos of ur innocent looks
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, shit happens
ADEWALE O SMITH...but y u withdraw it
ADAUGO O OBI... its a long story
ADEWALE O SMITH...am all ears
ADEWALE O SMITH...or u want me to call ur line?
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont think i want to talk about it
ADAUGO O OBI... its just that i learnt wat i hv always knwn
ADEWALE O SMITH...dat i love u?
ADAUGO O OBI... bein so good doesnt really pay after all
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay,
ADEWALE O SMITH...being good pays
ADEWALE O SMITH...u just have to learn to take sum shits, and also give sum shits out too
ADEWALE O SMITH...but dn't keep hurts or venegenace inside, cos d longer it stays inside, d more u hurt thyself, me fair lady
ADEWALE O SMITH...i go dey fear u now o
ADEWALE O SMITH...cos u go take style wicked o
ADAUGO O OBI... no be style o
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont like people hurtin me cos i try as much as possible nt to hurt anyone
ADAUGO O OBI... see even my boss just asked me nw y i wont go for the leave again
ADAUGO O OBI... they dont understand cos i am still all smiles with everyone
ADAUGO O OBI... so they r wonderin wat i am up to
ADAUGO O OBI... i believe so much in doin unto othrs wat i want others to do to me
ADAUGO O OBI... so thats like a check for all my actions
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats scary
ADAUGO O OBI... no its not
ADEWALE O SMITH...smilin wicked girl
ADEWALE O SMITH...now dats scary
ADAUGO O OBI... na u knw
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, if u are aiming to use dat one to dump me, well, sorry, he no go work
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...i lode dem wicked
ADEWALE O SMITH...i love dem wicked
ADEWALE O SMITH...anyway, just take it easy, if they hurt u, they might nt b aware dats y u shd learn to say ur mind
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... dats y its my mind
ADAUGO O OBI... my shit
ADAUGO O OBI... my stress
ADEWALE O SMITH...no my dear, it doesn't work dat way
ADEWALE O SMITH...agreed its ur shit (abeg hope no b water water one o), but u shd know we are all diff people woth diff mindset, but nobody can know ur mind if u dn't let dem know, and d only way to do dat is via talking
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...u cn't b quiet and smilin and expect ur oga to guess u are boiling inside
ADAUGO O OBI... u aint serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats y i try to take tins easy, unserious maybe, but i try nt to hold on to hurts, or disappointments
ADEWALE O SMITH...when i ask for sumtin, i expect to get it, but when am nt sure dat i will get it, then i dn't ask, i simply take it and hope for d best or walk away and find a better alternative
ADEWALE O SMITH...if u had known u were nt going to get d leave, u shdn't ve asked in d 1st place, then u would have just absconded,
ADEWALE O SMITH...but anyway, d bottom line is, dn't bottle ur feelings , hurts, anger inside of ur you. look at it dis way, ....if ur feeling, hurts, pains and anger ws shit, would u stop shitting until d day u take revenge?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, ur ass go just explode
ADEWALE O SMITH...i rest my case




11.05.07
ADEWALE O SMITH...hi sweet heart
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw u doing?
ADAUGO O OBI... i m good
ADAUGO O OBI... how r u 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...naughty, randy , and sexy as ever
ADAUGO O OBI... ooooooh
ADAUGO O OBI... i like the last one
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...spent all nite kissing u, only to wake up dis morning to realise its a dream
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...must have kissed ur lips a thousand times
ADAUGO O OBI... no wonder my lips r sore dis mornin
ADEWALE O SMITH...realllllllllllly?
ADAUGO O OBI... sore and swollen
ADEWALE O SMITH...ws it real
ADEWALE O SMITH...oh my gggggooooooooddddddd
ADEWALE O SMITH...no wonder am feeling sexy
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... see ur head
ADEWALE O SMITH...but u forgot ur bra behind, i will keep it as a souvenir though
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u don kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...thank u, my pleasure
ADEWALE O SMITH...wrote 2 or 3 poems (or sumtin like dat) about u
ADAUGO O OBI... hey
ADAUGO O OBI... can i see dem
ADAUGO O OBI... ?
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...will send to ur mail box
ADEWALE O SMITH...stay tuned
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...so, what u wearing 2day?
ADEWALE O SMITH...both d seen and d unseeen o
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u will see it soon
ADEWALE O SMITH...u coming over?
ADEWALE O SMITH...coool
ADEWALE O SMITH...come shake dat tin for me
ADAUGO O OBI... i will later
ADAUGO O OBI... come over i mean
ADAUGO O OBI... nt shake anytin
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, d shaking is not as a result of ur effort, those two twin babies have got a mind of their own,
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH...dem shake naturally, dats y i love dem
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... hw far?
ADEWALE O SMITH...2km, 10 inches
ADEWALE O SMITH...check ur box
ADEWALE O SMITH...sent my naughty thots there
ADEWALE O SMITH...so whats ur take? comments, thots, concurrace, opinions,replies, yabs, or punishments ?
ADEWALE O SMITH..."concurrance", i mean, this is d poem sha, hope u like it………..
ADEWALE O SMITH...I need to know if in your heart, u have a sign sayin to let so i can make u my kokolet.
if u be my darling, i will make sure there's nothing u are lacking.
being a player was my name, but for u i will quit the game.
am a very good lover, willin to take u to the 9th wonder.
because am an excellent tool user, even though am not the tool maker.
Just let me a space in your life,and i could make u my wife.(huh?)
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... here is anoda one
ADEWALE O SMITH... My senses u tease,
your body i wish to please,

I can't resist the temptation,
cos u have got running wild my imaginations.

U keep tins like an invitation to treat,
but are like a juicy fruit and i love to sink my teeth,

i love it when a lady like u do d inviting,
makes the offer enticing,

but how can we get intimate?
without physically gettin into it?

Cos,
i love your body to explore,
taking things nice and slow on the floor,

you on top,
or me doing all the work,
just as much as there is no flop.

but what if we keep things strictly intellectual?
and we don't get sexual?

Ok,
then lead me not into temptation,
for i know temptation's destination.

But then,
how can i pass up on a lady dat has a lot to offer?
when your world if i might still conquer.

Thus,
bring it on my fair lady,
i will try to keep things tidy.

Hmmm,
when temperatures starts rising,
and we can't sort out our feelings.

Blame me not,
if i eventually get u twisted in a nut.

for when we get in too deep,
i might just let it rip.

ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... make me ur wife huh?
ADAUGO O OBI... well written
ADAUGO O OBI... nice rhymes
ADEWALE O SMITH...i know
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats all?
ADEWALE O SMITH..."make me ur wife huh?"abi, or wetin wrong if i marry u, oh, ok, Hassan dey there, ok, my bad, i withdraw dat line then, oya change am , put kokolet
ADAUGO O OBI... no i meant that was deep talk
ADAUGO O OBI... did u write those urself?
ADEWALE O SMITH...yep
ADAUGO O OBI... good
ADAUGO O OBI... i am impressed
ADAUGO O OBI... r u a romantic person?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, african men are generally regarded to b unromantic, but sssssh, i am,
ADEWALE O SMITH...but i think i will say am more sentimental and sensitive
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...u have an english name?
ADEWALE O SMITH...wanted to use oluchi to rhyme, but d tin no flow,
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... pearl
ADEWALE O SMITH...pearl?
ADEWALE O SMITH...4real?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...lovely, and it fits u perfectly
ADAUGO O OBI... zanks
ADEWALE O SMITH...i feel like asking a very, very naughty q
ADAUGO O OBI... wats dat
ADEWALE O SMITH...will u answer? if nt, dn't make me ask, its quite very naughty, and if i know u well by now, u might nt want to answer
ADAUGO O OBI... i will
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, wish i could c ur face as i ask
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, on 2nd thots, i chnage my mind
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... u must ask
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay, u might find it embaressing, lets leave it for now
ADAUGO O OBI... wat is it about?
ADEWALE O SMITH...so hw is ur reading go along?
ADEWALE O SMITH...going along
ADAUGO O OBI... dont change the topic
ADAUGO O OBI... else i wont talk to u again
ADEWALE O SMITH...haba, u want to break my heart
ADEWALE O SMITH...dis is white mail, black mail, green mail, yellow mail
ADAUGO O OBI... wateva
ADAUGO O OBI... just say it
ADAUGO O OBI... i will beat u o
ADEWALE O SMITH...i no dey like fine babe, wey i dey trip for to dey threaten me, cos i get fragile heart
ADEWALE O SMITH...d tin fit break
ADAUGO O OBI... it wont break
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...u asked for it o
ADEWALE O SMITH...what's ur bra size?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... seriously
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont knw
ADEWALE O SMITH...for real?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...i no believe
ADAUGO O OBI... its funny bt i dont
ADEWALE O SMITH...so buys dem for u, ur mum?
ADEWALE O SMITH...i knew u wouldn't tell
ADEWALE O SMITH...but no yawa sha, i no fit vex for u, u don kidnap my heart
ADAUGO O OBI... i buy for me
ADAUGO O OBI... so i am always present
ADAUGO O OBI... i will tell u 2moro
ADAUGO O OBI... i will check today\
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok o
ADAUGO O OBI... they ve refused to give me back my letter
ADAUGO O OBI... they say if i withdraw it then i am angry
ADAUGO O OBI... with them
ADEWALE O SMITH...take d leave, and let sleeping dogs rest
ADAUGO O OBI... i guess they think i might go and tell my dad
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont hv that kind of time
ADEWALE O SMITH...ur dad?
ADEWALE O SMITH...who is he?
ADEWALE O SMITH...omo baba olowo
ADAUGO O OBI... i am just actin in good faith
ADAUGO O OBI... no strings attached
ADAUGO O OBI... bt no one will believe me
ADEWALE O SMITH...take d letter, b4 ii get up here ands spank those lovely bum bum of urs
ADAUGO O OBI... yes sir
ADEWALE O SMITH...i mean accept d leave
ADEWALE O SMITH...not take d letter
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH...so tell me, who is ur dad? he worked in this Organisation b4?
ADEWALE O SMITH...no wonder ur confidence level is high, ok next tyme i go salute u
ADAUGO O OBI... no he dint
ADAUGO O OBI... he works in this Organisation now
ADAUGO O OBI... but dat does not affect me and myself one bit
ADAUGO O OBI... he does his tin
ADAUGO O OBI... i do my tin
ADAUGO O OBI... Hassan Bashiru
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...ur boyfriend's fada? His is an ED? cool
ADAUGO O OBI... no my dad
ADEWALE O SMITH...for real?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADEWALE O SMITH...d names nko
ADEWALE O SMITH...hw come u no b same name?
ADAUGO O OBI... by choice
ADEWALE O SMITH...stop fingering my brain
ADAUGO O OBI... i am not
ADEWALE O SMITH...u making me dizzy
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, can u put it in simple english, d connection
ADEWALE O SMITH...cos u said ur dad is retired
ADEWALE O SMITH...ur dad
ADAUGO O OBI... my dad
ADAUGO O OBI... i have 2 dads
ADAUGO O OBI... and one mum
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, hw come?
ADEWALE O SMITH...sugar daddy?
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u r nuts
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, he is ur dad's best friend, or he married ur aunty or sumtin, cos i still dn't get, abi, u were adopted frm him,
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... he is my dad’s friend
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i get it
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok,u knw what, i ve decided dat u shd take evrytin i say as a joke,
ADAUGO O OBI... everytin like?
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, loving u, and stuff,...........but nt d kissing part sha o
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't want to complicate issues
ADEWALE O SMITH...and dn't want to b feelin sorry for myself
ADEWALE O SMITH...so baby face killer, u don kill me o
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...on 3rd thots, dn't take it as a joke, just file it away
ADAUGO O OBI... se o wa?
ADAUGO O OBI... u dey yarn like say u drink small
ADEWALE O SMITH...but on 4th thots, u neva can say o, uhe fit b u o
ADEWALE O SMITH...he fit b u o
ADEWALE O SMITH...i drink small, my tooth paste has brandy in it
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...and ur love dey turn my head
ADEWALE O SMITH...infact without i no fit breathe, i no fit chop, i no fit sleep, infact, i no fit shit
ADEWALE O SMITH...infact without u, i no fit breathe, i no fit chop, i no fit sleep, infact, i no fit shit
ADAUGO O OBI... u r on ur own
ADEWALE O SMITH...y now? come wit me
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, now i dey feel d vibes, no laugh d tin fit no make sense, i wan free style am...........
ADEWALE O SMITH...not all pearls are real, most look like d big deal,
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...chill jo, i still dey flow
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH..................d tin don go,
ADAUGO O OBI... olodo
ADEWALE O SMITH...otondo
ADEWALE O SMITH...gimme anoda name
ADEWALE O SMITH...pearl, .........
ADAUGO O OBI... use Adaugo now
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...dats ur first name, rite? what does it means?
ADAUGO O OBI... precious daughter
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...beautifully wicked, precious daughter
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... yea rite!
ADEWALE O SMITH...ur middle name oluchi, means God's own, abi?
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... wats the o in your name, olumuyiwa, abi?
ADEWALE O SMITH...yep, its , olu=lord, or head, or special one, muyiwa=brought dis
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, where were we?
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...My fair lady

My lovely lady named Oluchi,
Wish i could light up d path of your heart way.

Even though your whole bring is God’s own,
I don’t mind being a co-owner of your heart zone.

To your folks, u are Adaugo, the precious daughter,
For me, I want u as my friend, my sister and my lover.

U are indeed a pearl,
With your enticing and ever shaking bum bum,
Which never cease to make me sit down hard on my tom tom.

Your smile, so sweet and sensuous,
Seeing it makes me delirious,

Your lips, so lovely, full and inviting,
All thru the day I could just u be kissing,

Your bosom, two twin peaked mounds of glorious, tantalizing, pure woman flesh,
Hmm, caressin them, kissing them or just laying on them, would ease my stress.

Your body structure so tempteous,
And I know kissing u all over will be delicious.

Oluchi, the lady that is God’s own,
Wish I could make u my own.

Dreams? Well, maybe,
But dreams do come through

ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...let know ur opinion
ADEWALE O SMITH...going 4lunch? u coming?
ADEWALE O SMITH...going, going.....................
ADEWALE O SMITH...gone
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge
ADAUGO O OBI... i will be rite bac
ADAUGO O OBI... i hv a meeting
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADAUGO O OBI... i am back
ADEWALE O SMITH...hi love
ADEWALE O SMITH...so whats good
ADAUGO O OBI... u
ADEWALE O SMITH...me?
ADEWALE O SMITH...tell me about it.............
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...u saw my write up? whats ur take?
ADAUGO O OBI... real nice
ADAUGO O OBI... u r blowin my mind
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...i could blow a lot than just ur mind baby
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...anyways, u still haven't told me what u wearing
ADEWALE O SMITH...kindly describe thyself, my fair lady
ADAUGO O OBI... my skirt is too long
ADAUGO O OBI... i dont like it
ADEWALE O SMITH...i get scissors here
ADEWALE O SMITH...but come to think of it, i haven't seen u on skirt b4
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... i am always on skirt
ADEWALE O SMITH...nt true, i usually c u on trousers
ADEWALE O SMITH...u do short skirts, or mini
ADAUGO O OBI... macro mini
ADAUGO O OBI... not micro o
ADEWALE O SMITH...above d knees?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH...k, u dn't do micro at all, or its strictly inside hse wear
ADAUGO O OBI... yep
ADAUGO O OBI... and outing
ADAUGO O OBI... like hangin out
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...but if u ever visit me, dn't wear it to my place, cos d small self ctrl i go get , go just disappear sharp sharp,
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i hear u
ADEWALE O SMITH...oya, yarn me what u wearing, u don take style dodge am again
ADEWALE O SMITH...talk now o
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...omoge, cat got ut tonuge?
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, sori, ur finger , i mean
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... wats location id for Ibadan branch
ADEWALE O SMITH...what will u gimme for dat info?
ADAUGO O OBI... a kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...just 1?
ADAUGO O OBI... 1/2
ADEWALE O SMITH...no deal
ADAUGO O OBI... ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...minimum of 101 kisses, maximum of infinity
ADEWALE O SMITH...deal?
ADAUGO O OBI... NO
ADEWALE O SMITH...haba
ADEWALE O SMITH...oya, i go manage d 1/2
ADAUGO O OBI... notin 4 u again
ADAUGO O OBI... its I447
ADAUGO O OBI... somone else got the kiss
ADEWALE O SMITH...HAAAAAAAA
ADEWALE O SMITH...u want make i commit murder? sumbody else kiss dat lovely lips of urs?
ADEWALE O SMITH...i no greeeeeee o
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... u no get choice
ADAUGO O OBI... of whether to gree or not
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't do dis to my darling
ADEWALE O SMITH...dn't shatter my heart
ADEWALE O SMITH...unbreak it, like toni braxton
ADEWALE O SMITH...oya, let me sing for u
ADEWALE O SMITH...or better still, let me massage ur feet for u
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADAUGO O OBI... no
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok o
ADEWALE O SMITH...i rest my case, go on and kiss o, i hope ur lips go hang for d person teeth
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u don dey mad o\
ADEWALE O SMITH...d person go need tooth pick
ADAUGO O OBI... i might not be at work 2moro
ADEWALE O SMITH...d leave?
ADAUGO O OBI... yope
ADEWALE O SMITH...eeyah
ADAUGO O OBI... might
ADEWALE O SMITH...i go miss u die
ADAUGO O OBI... might o
ADAUGO O OBI... ahhhhhhhhhhh
ADAUGO O OBI... i wont see u on ur bday
ADAUGO O OBI... how will i knw if ur head has grown bigger
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...well my head no go grow bigger, but anoda head,dat i know, well, dat one always grows
ADAUGO O OBI... o serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...u sef suppose go dry clean ur mind,
ADAUGO O OBI... after u boss
ADEWALE O SMITH...see charcoal pot like u, calling me eletric kettle black
ADEWALE O SMITH...so na till next week b dat? Or when?
ADEWALE O SMITH...omo, na die b dat o
ADEWALE O SMITH...no lovely smile, no seductive and inviting bum bum, haaaaaaaa
ADEWALE O SMITH...i fit take leave too o
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH... omoge,
ADEWALE O SMITH...my colleague ws snooping arnd, i deleted our chats
ADEWALE O SMITH...saw u rite now, u look ovely
ADEWALE O SMITH...i trip
ADEWALE O SMITH...infact i dey follow u go hse 2day
ADEWALE O SMITH...infact if na love i feel b4, d tin don times two
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...u know what I want to do tonite
ADAUGO O OBI... o serious
ADEWALE O SMITH...kissin ur lips
ADEWALE O SMITH...all nite long
ADEWALE O SMITH...stroking ur hair
ADEWALE O SMITH...caressing........em, em,........u know na
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... wahala u dey find
ADEWALE O SMITH...where d wahala, bring it on
ADEWALE O SMITH...u want to hear 21 tins i want to do ur body?
ADAUGO O OBI... yes
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, practical or theory
ADAUGO O OBI... theory
ADEWALE O SMITH...k
ADEWALE O SMITH...1) face down,chicken feather, rub it lightly, on d nape pf ur neck, down ur spine, gently slowly and up again
ADAUGO O OBI... stop
ADAUGO O OBI... next
ADEWALE O SMITH...2) u still face down, bare back of course, same feather still, over ur bum, thigh, behind d knees, slowly, gently
ADEWALE O SMITH...teasingly
ADEWALE O SMITH...3)my lips takes a place of d feather, i kiss d nape of ur neck, trail d kisses ur spine, all d way to d top or ur waist line
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...4)with my lips still in motion my hands slowly, massage d side of ur body, then i put 2 or 3 ice cubes on ur back and bum bum, and lick it all up
ADAUGO O OBI... only u sha
ADEWALE O SMITH...5) i trail d ice cube down over ur bum bum, tempted to stick in between, but too early, so i go to ur thighs
ADEWALE O SMITH...and behind ur knees
ADEWALE O SMITH...with d ice cube trailing a line down
ADEWALE O SMITH...6) flip u over,
ADEWALE O SMITH...saw ur gorgeous self,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i faint
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay, slip of keyboard, i no faint
ADAUGO O OBI... kolo
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok, i go for ur ears, d lobes, i kiss dem slowly, gently,
ADEWALE O SMITH...trail it to ur eyes, and nose, and cheeks
ADEWALE O SMITH...7) i nibble on d side of ur lips, if u open ur mouth i i move away,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i just nibble on d side of ur lips, flick my tongue over, ever so slightly
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmmmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... dat got me tinkin
ADEWALE O SMITH...8) then i drop down, to ur throat
ADEWALE O SMITH...and side of the neck, as u swallow, i kiss ur throat, i kiss d side or ur neck, my hand never come into play o
ADEWALE O SMITH...9)i go up again, dis tyme for ur lips, flick my tongue over ur lips, nibble on d side of ur lips, once u open up, i flick my tongue in
ADEWALE O SMITH...search ur tonuge out, try to go under it, then side of ur mouth
ADEWALE O SMITH...10) my hands now come into play
ADEWALE O SMITH...i take hold of ur nipples, between my thumb and index finegr
ADEWALE O SMITH...slightly rollin dem over, waiting for dem to over harden
ADEWALE O SMITH...no grabbing, just nipple twitching
ADEWALE O SMITH...11)my lips goes down again, climbs d peaked mound of ur right breast
ADEWALE O SMITH...doesn't go on top of d nipple but round it, i go under d breast, and just kiss away, while my hand nipple twitch d left breast
ADEWALE O SMITH...12) my lips kiss d valley between d twin mounds of ur glorious peaked mounds aka boobs
ADEWALE O SMITH...my lips climb d left breast, and settles on d nipple, i take it into my mouth, gentle
ADEWALE O SMITH...flicking my tonuge over it
ADAUGO O OBI... u shud be writin for mills and boon
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i am high
ADEWALE O SMITH...4real?
ADAUGO O OBI... u shud see my eye now
ADEWALE O SMITH...i never start sef
ADEWALE O SMITH...13) i suddenly draw in ur breast sharply
ADEWALE O SMITH...definitely, u must want to scream
ADEWALE O SMITH...i nibble on d nipple, flick my tongue on it, suck it in deeply, release it, and nibble on it
ADEWALE O SMITH...14)i pull away, and my hands are back in play, this tyme i grab ur boobs in both hands
ADEWALE O SMITH...i press d nipples back into ur breasts,
ADEWALE O SMITH...then pull them up, drawing ur breasts up, till u draw sharo intake of breath or u shout
ADEWALE O SMITH...numba what is dat sef?
ADAUGO O OBI... lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u got carried away
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... u stopped numberin
ADEWALE O SMITH...nay dat ws 14
ADEWALE O SMITH...ok,
ADEWALE O SMITH...15) my lips come back into play
ADEWALE O SMITH...i suck on ur boobs for a while,
ADEWALE O SMITH...then i go under them, down to ur navel
ADEWALE O SMITH...i kiss ur belly,
ADEWALE O SMITH...softly, then pull away
ADEWALE O SMITH...suck on ur navel
ADEWALE O SMITH...then pull away
ADEWALE O SMITH...dis tyme ur belly must want to explode
ADEWALE O SMITH...16) i get my ice cubes
ADEWALE O SMITH...pour dem all over u
ADEWALE O SMITH...one cube on each of ur nipples, one on ur navel
ADAUGO O OBI... hmmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH...d rest on ur belly, i slowly kiss ur boobs, belly, navel,
ADEWALE O SMITH...17) my hand travels down over ur waist line
ADEWALE O SMITH...bush or no bush?
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, dn't matter
ADEWALE O SMITH...with an ice cube in tow,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i rub ur inner thighs, round and round
ADAUGO O OBI... well
ADAUGO O OBI... rite here i faint
ADEWALE O SMITH...each tyme i draw closer to ur vagina
ADEWALE O SMITH...once u start to lift ur waist, i pop one ice cube in, slightly, just rub d lips of ur vagina with it
ADEWALE O SMITH...i search for ur clit
ADEWALE O SMITH...with d ice cube in tow
ADEWALE O SMITH...18) found it
ADEWALE O SMITH...its on top,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i take it in my hands, U don faint?
ADAUGO O OBI... since
ADEWALE O SMITH...then i pop my finger into ur vagina
ADEWALE O SMITH... and my lips settle back on ur breast
ADEWALE O SMITH...19) i push my finger in and out, slowly, while still sucking Ur nipples
ADEWALE O SMITH...i bite on ur nipple
ADEWALE O SMITH...softly, still fingering
ADEWALE O SMITH...20) if by now ur waist is thrusting away
ADEWALE O SMITH...then it withdraw my finger, wear my condom,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i rub my dick round ur vagina
ADEWALE O SMITH...no inserting yet
ADEWALE O SMITH...just teasin
ADEWALE O SMITH...i return way up to kss ur lips
ADEWALE O SMITH...nibble on ur lips
ADEWALE O SMITH...suck ur breasts
ADEWALE O SMITH...21) i insert my dick in
ADEWALE O SMITH...slowly,
ADEWALE O SMITH...inche by inche
ADEWALE O SMITH...then i enter,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i ask u to grab my neck, and i carry u off d bed, with ur legs wrapped round my back
ADEWALE O SMITH...i find my plastic chair
ADEWALE O SMITH...and sit on it,
ADEWALE O SMITH...now u are in ctrl
ADEWALE O SMITH...face to face
ADEWALE O SMITH...u go up and down, i take ur nipple in my mouth,
ADEWALE O SMITH...dis tyme,i suck hard on dem
ADEWALE O SMITH...u bounce on my legs
ADEWALE O SMITH...gliding my dick in and out , at ur pace, i wait to hear ur moans,
ADEWALE O SMITH...to know if u are coming yet,
ADEWALE O SMITH...once i see ur eyes closed, and head thrown back
ADEWALE O SMITH...i now lift u by d waist and thrust up, as u pump urself, up and dwon
ADEWALE O SMITH...once u climax, i carry u back to d bed, and pump away
ADEWALE O SMITH...then i release too
ADEWALE O SMITH...i don't pull out yet
ADEWALE O SMITH...i lay down on u,
ADEWALE O SMITH...Ur breasts, my pillow
ADEWALE O SMITH...then 30 minutes later,
ADEWALE O SMITH...i start all over again
ADEWALE O SMITH...
ADEWALE O SMITH...hey, hope u no wet ur pants o
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... i am a goner rite nw
ADAUGO O OBI... i cant move
ADEWALE O SMITH...4real?
ADAUGO O OBI... clap for urself
ADAUGO O OBI... i need 5 mins
ADAUGO O OBI... I can’t breathe
ADEWALE O SMITH...take ur tyme, just breathe
ADAUGO O OBI... may take a while to bring me back
ADEWALE O SMITH...actually i forget d honey syrup
ADAUGO O OBI... no pls
ADAUGO O OBI... its ok
ADEWALE O SMITH...d next round will b in d shower
ADEWALE O SMITH...this tyme, i might go down on u
ADEWALE O SMITH...i have a hard on, so hard
ADAUGO O OBI... good for u
ADEWALE O SMITH...my zip pants might tear
ADEWALE O SMITH...u ok now?
ADAUGO O OBI... kinda
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, g2g
ADAUGO O OBI... after what u started, u now want to go, abi?
ADAUGO O OBI... u dn’t know what u just did to me.
ADAUGO O OBI...
ADEWALE O SMITH...I can imagine
ADEWALE O SMITH...would do this and much more to u, if u dn’t mind
ADEWALE O SMITH...will miss u,
ADEWALE O SMITH...am addicted to u
ADEWALE O SMITH...na u b my cocaine
ADAUGO O OBI... pls dont do wat u just did this evenin again
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... cos u cud be starting sometin
ADEWALE O SMITH...well, i love to start sumtin
ADAUGO O OBI... too high to get over
ADAUGO O OBI... and too low to get under
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADEWALE O SMITH...u b m.j?
ADAUGO O OBI... and u 'd be stuck in the middle
ADAUGO O OBI... anyways
ADAUGO O OBI... u started somtin already
ADEWALE O SMITH...hmmm
ADAUGO O OBI... and i am a goner rite now
ADAUGO O OBI... so high, am scared to move
ADEWALE O SMITH...cn't c no flames yet
ADEWALE O SMITH...ur nipples hard?
ADEWALE O SMITH...gd nite love
ADEWALE O SMITH...be good
ADEWALE O SMITH...don't do what i won't do o
ADEWALE O SMITH...lol
ADAUGO O OBI... gnite
ADAUGO O OBI... tk care
ADAUGO O OBI... later


To be Continued………………………